Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about ketchup now being available in slices, a man drowning after his boat capsized was saved by a nearby dog, physically torturing your boss makes you feel better about your job, a horse that was brought into a Miami nightclub and panicked, a male beauty contest that was cancelled because contestants were too ugly, craigslist officially removing personals section, a woman suing a restaurant after being injured by a drag queens breasts, when did you see an accidental show?, a work prank with an air compressor leads to a murder charge, sex can help clear a stuffy nose, a guy that celebrated a $96,000 lawsuit settlement by getting hookers who end up stealing all his money, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Craigslist and backpage prostitutes, Cameron Diaz and Sean Penn may have retired from acting, woman who refused to take their husbands last name, a state considering letting people pick their own ID photo, foods that changed America, underwear that helps you strengthen your dong by playing video games with your taint, using reusable cloth instead of toilet paper, a serial toilet clogger on the loose in Wisconsin, being a part of a strange Craigslist agreement, how much your digital information is worth to hackers, a dude fined for calling cops “smurfs” on social media, gummy bears you eat that allegedly make you tan and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a big drop in computer viruses due to people giving up porn for Lent, a guy in trouble for making a homemade bomb out of whiskey to kill his neighbors chickens, food involved in happiest moments of people’s lives, a guy who claims to have time travelled from the year 2200, Bill Murray crashed Elvis Presley’s funeral, the amount of poop you will produce in your lifetime, inappropriate things to do during an interview, woman that called 911 because she thought dinosaurs were real, when did sex come with a catch?, second hand weed smoke might be more dangerous than tobacco, a woman who attacked her boyfriend with a samurai sword after he became obsessed with a video game and stopped having sex, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a bizarre ad from Craigslist, a guy that choked on his coffee causing him to drive off an overpass, a dude that died after getting his head stuck in a chair at a theater while trying to find his phone, movies that are so scary you couldn’t finish watching, the shows favorite Indian pop star has been put in jail, get an update from the listener with the spring break scheme to get laid, worst thing to wear on a date, men who don’t care about getting their partners off during sex, Should I trust them?, a sex toy that caused a condo to be evacuated, people who are more likely to become addicted to their smartphone, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman that bit off part of her boyfriend’s forehead during an argument, the best fast food french fries, a celebrity that had to go to rehab for cell phone addiction, penis facials a new trend in Hollywood, why did Dave get DP’d?, something that could cause men to grow big boobs, things on a woman’s sexual bucket list, a drunk woman who tried to order a breakfast sandwich at a jail security booth, worse thing you did while medically high, an illegal gambling room disguised as a Zumba studio, a city that is facing a Cheetos shortage, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about things that listeners are wondering whether or not they should tell someone something, the oddest ways you’ve been hit on, the biggest thing that you have ever lost, the worst thing that you have busted someone doing in your home, a spanker still on the loose, new wipes for your dong, that time you got drug duped, worst place you got your balls stuck, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the unexpected thing that your partner did in bed, what has made you say “ewww”, relationship blackmail, how a fart ruined a moment for you, your masturbation guilt, if your partner works in the sex trade, stupid ways that you’ve risked your life, and more! Today's episode is powered in part by [ZipRecruiter](http://ZipRecruiter.com/dctf).

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the strange things that you’ve received as a tip, gay trucker stories, what you found out that you were better off not knowing, what a woman destroyed of yours, the sexual thing you tried because of the show, when a dirty piercing went wrong for you, disgusting things cops have dealt with, and more! Today's episode is powered in part by [ZipRecruiter](http://ZipRecruiter.com/dctf).

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how you found out that your mom was a whore, your post drug regrets, white trash good times that you’ve had, “tit” business ideas, your secret arrangement, what your side hustles are, how you were embarrassed by and old person, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what you’ve witnessed get stolen, your naughty manipulation, how you’ve hurt your ass, what made you a badass kid, the dirty ways that you made money, what you did to roll the internet dice, and more!