Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about one word to include in your online dating profile to get more messages, the best cities for die hard sports fans, the most popular Christmas candy by state, an airline that accidentally scheduled 15,000 flights without pilots over the holidays, the U.K. now selling over the counter Viagra, a woman arrested after fighting a man during trivia night at the bar, the ultimatum someone gave you, a guy that got trapped in a garbage truck after falling asleep in a dumpster, a worldwide ban on glitter, a guy busted stealing a Ferrari after he asked strangers for gas money, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about work place perks people get in other countries, a traveling salesman accused of exposing himself to a woman, a restaurant that served a 4 year old an alcoholic milkshake, Matt Lauer fired from the Today show, houses on streets with embarrassing names sell for less money, Pornhub now giving users the ability to Livestream your bedroom on their website, a woman that cut off her boyfriend’s penis and testicles with hedge shears, the mortifying moment you could not escape, a guy that robbed a gas station with a bottle of lotion, why you should throw your underwear away after a year, a pizza place that just launched a baby registry, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about porn viewing on mobile devices way up this Thanksgiving, “bespoke” porn the new future of porn, firefighters hang Christmas lights after the homeowner fell and injured himself trying to hang them, a guy that just broke the record for largest X-Men collection, a massage chain that has over 180 complaints of sexual assaults, a woman arrested after barking at her neighbors dogs, the most diabolical thing a woman did to screw you over, the most sinful cities in America, a barber in China that shaves people’s eyes to clean them, upside down Christmas trees the new trend this year, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a man that paid off everyone’s holiday layaway items at a toy store, a woman that raised over $315,000 for a homeless veteran who spent his last $20 to buy her gas, an actor that accidentally farted on Tom Hanks during a film shoot, songs you should NOT have sex to, two men busted running a prostitution ring out of a senior living facility, how much time couples spend on deciding what to eat, cocktails that help you feel sexy, a woman that used a flamethrower to destroy her own SUV, what you have survived that you probably shouldn’t have, the number one thing that makes people mad while holiday shopping, scientists think they really found the cure for baldness this time, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about your “Gone in 30 Seconds” first date stories, times that you’ve had an “Innocent Dave” moment, whether you’ve been bitten as an adult, Lisa’s Vespa gang, lady routines, asking the dick doctor about making yourself bigger, your strange reaction to something and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about your filthy confessions, the creepiest thing your ex ever did, what is the craziest thing you found in your car, if what you do is ‘sane or psycho’ (part 1), if what you do is ‘sane or psycho’ (part 2), things you should never say during an argument, people who have been involved in turkey attacks, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman trying to sell a piece of jewelry that got robbed by a machete wielding thief, Uber paid $100,000 to silence hackers that exposed 57 million users personal data, a creepy clown busted for groping women in a haunted house, things you never use or touch in another person’s house without asking, men who have had a vasectomy get more sex and better sex, an old guy sick of reckless drivers crashed into a driver he saw run a stop sign, what has been your most uncomfortable Thanksgiving, a guy that setup an elaborate suicide with a chainsaw, Thanksgiving foods you should be eating the most, a dude that lost weight by only eating at the Olive garden for 8 weeks, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a neighborhood dealing with coyotes attacking their pets, a guy that got a DUI after crashing into his own house, a couple that got served water with a dead frog in their glass, one of Dave’s idols caught up in sexual allegations, favorite Christmas/holiday movies, a man upsetting his neighbors by walking his pet leopard on a leash, men that can’t get their women to climax, the worst deal you ever made, a restaurant serving a Thanksgiving dinner that costs $76,000, a teacher in trouble for threatening to fail students if they did not have sex with her, a dude busted pulling his wiener out and poking female subway passengers, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about which family member is most likely to get drunk at Thanksgiving dinner, a man that stole a bucket truck while the driver was raised and hanging decorations, Will Ferrell discovered Mark Wahlberg had a third nipple on live TV, a guy falls into a ravine while trying to poop off the edge, a lawyer wearing only high heels and a t-shirt broke into a home, music makes sex more enjoyable, Victoria Secret struggling because women want comfort over sexy, a guy who wedged a lock so far into his penis it got stuck in his bladder, the show helps callers figure out if they are being played, a dude that wanted to be buried with two cheesesteak sandwiches, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an 81-year-old woman who was busted for shoplifting at Victoria Secret, a dude busted for driving while playing the bagpipes, Al Franken accused of sexual misconduct, an Asian fusion restaurant in trouble for an offensive name, the most safe and least safe recreational drugs, women who use the mens bathroom, the worst way you woke up, the most popular Thanksgiving side dishes, Pringles debut of Thanksgiving flavored chips, two different people that lost their crap at drive thru fast food places, and more!