Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about health risks people who skip breakfast could face, a bank robbery movie scene being filmed that cops mistook as a real robbery, the 4 letters you don’t want to see on your boarding pass when traveling, an actress who thanks Hugh Hefner for printing pictures of her bits, a burglar arrested while dressed as a pirate, a man who had threats after his neighbors confused his Jack Daniels flag for an ISIS flag, hackers taking over sex toys, women getting creepy letters from men, crazy arrest stories from cops and criminals, a drunk guy that told police he’s a time traveler here to prevent an alien invasion, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a couple busted keeping a handicapped woman locked in a shed and prostituting her out for sex, a senior citizen that followed his GPS into the Atlantic Ocean, Jared Leto to play Hugh Hefner in a future movie, a guy who finished a marathon with his junk out, cops looking for a guy wearing a shirt that says “Undercover Officer” pretending to be a cop, a dog that found an intact penis and testicles on a beach, a nude thing you can do to lower your blood pressure, the dirtiest thing you do alone, did I do the right thing? (D&CtF try to help listeners with a dilemma), a blind burglar that’s been busted almost 200 times, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about little things that can make you happy, embarrassing things to get arrested for, Tom Petty passing away, George Foreman challenging Steven Seagal to a fight, a woman that live streamed a fake kidnapping for attention, a mystery couple that regularly picks up the tabs for strangers at restaurants, does beer actually make you happy, couples where the man is much taller than the woman are happier, words to put in your dating profile to get more traffic, social media ruining relationships, the strangest thing your ex took from you, Canada may abolish a law regarding drunk canoeing, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk what’s going to happen to the Playboy mansion now, a man that was “gay tricked” and got robbed instead of sex, what working for Hugh Hefner in the 70’s was like, a band teacher in trouble for giving students “sperm” tainted flutes, a school that refuses to put toilet paper in restrooms, a news anchor who had her water break live on the air, how much time we spend complaining about the weather, a Canadian couple going through a divorce that couldn’t decide who got the hockey season tickets, what you had to have an intervention with your parents about, a sex doll that was molested at an electronic music festival, a guy who tricked friends into helping him rob a house, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how bed bugs could be one of the scariest things alive, a man that tried to attack a school bus with a broomstick and a machete, boner pills causing Hugh Hefner to lose his hearing, a restaurant dish washer that became one of the world’s top models in a month, what a man needs to satisfy two women in a threesome, an international drug dealer busted when he entered a beard and mustache competition, what has confused your genitals, customers throwing items at customer service workers, a guy who claims to have burned his nipples off using an aerosol deodorant, a store that started selling a Taco Bell clothing line, and more!  This episode is powered by [Gametime.co](http://gametime.co/dctf) .

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how losing weight can save you money, a woman that was dragged off a plane with support animals after she told crew she had a life threatening pet allergy, reasons you shouldn’t eat food off your carpet, the passing of Hugh Hefner and Playboy memories, a crazy solved cold case murder that involved a killer clown and a love triangle, a guy that “ghosted” a girl that ended up being his boss 10 years later, a new dating term “submarining,” a man that is coming out of a vegetative state after 15 years, some strange unsolved sex mysteries, a couple guys busted transporting 3000 pounds of weed, most popular place for stoners with the munchies, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about five ways guys can get their girl in the mood, a city that may have found an historic outhouse, the 8 worst jobs marriages, list of the highest paid actresses on TV, the type of music preferred by psychopaths, a female funeral director in trouble for dealing drugs and taking inappropriate pictures of dead bodies, a woman who found her car scratched with an apology note that had $40 bucks and half of a joint, twitter to start allowing users to have more than 140 characters per tweet, the illegal thing you’ve done to get laid, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy running for mayor that was accused of jerking off in the back of seat of his Uber ride, a 125 people that “paid it forward” at a fast food drive thru, Luke Duke is up to no good again, a Netflix scam to be on the lookout for, a dude that got locked in a cave for 3 days, what happened to a woman that smoked weed for 5 hours, a Swedish woman who has a 70 inch butt, what made you say “What the eff a-hole!?!’ an 18 year old that stole a police uniform & car then responded to a call just to impress a girl, just how dirty gym equipment is, the average time spent on the toilet, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a farm that had an unknown number of Emu’s escape, a couple that got married at a Walmart, criminals that broke out of jail to rob a store then broke back in to sell the stolen property to inmates, your worst concert experiences, a guy that got a family of bears out of his yard in the most polite way ever, ducks worry about the size of their penis, an old man that ran someone over during a fight about bananas, the show tries to guess if listeners have a mug shot or not based on answers to five simple questions, a store that wants to deliver your groceries and stock your fridge while you’re NOT home, and more!

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about luxury shelters available in case of a nuclear apocalypse, a couple in trouble for sleeping and pooping on a loading dock, a dude that tried to hide his weed stash by eating it but was busted when cops saw it in his teeth, predictions for this year’s most popular Halloween costumes, a woman that faked a seizure to prevent a robbery, a parrot that ordered its owner stuff online by talking to Alexa, a sex doll rental company being forced to shut down, the most googled sex questions, when you were the victim of disgusting revenge, a topless car wash to raise money for injured cops, a guy busted for stealing someone’s Christmas tree, and more!