Dear Pod,

So...last week was all about Sisters. One guess what this weeks episode is serving up? Yeah. Yeah. We could have tried harder. But, hey! Does your BROTHER blame you for your wife's nervous breakdown? Or does he expect you to do all the Birthday shopping and he'll just sign his name to the card? Relax. Turn on your sound machines and let Ina and Jeffrey make it all better. Bon Appetit!

Liza and Lorna. Queen Elizabeth and Princess Margaret. Ann and Abby. Yup. This week we're talking about SISTERS. Is yours a thief only when checked into a hotel? Perhaps she likes to lock you outside the house. You know. Just cuz.? Chances are are, if you have one, then we've got a story for you. Tell that old lady to put the barbell down and shut her yap. It's time to bless the rains down in Africa.

Put on your dancing' shoes and let's head out to Club La Bomba! Because in todays GRAB BAG we Cha Cha from kids with birthmarks, spouses who get their palms read, and a husband who thinks that sex is a cure all for just about everything. He may be on to something. Squeeze into those overalls and get comfy with this week's words and sounds!

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? As we say goodbye to summer for another season, we tip our hat to the memory of a glorious, stressful, non-relaxing, alcoholic, sand-up-your-crack filled VACATION. How do you split travel cost among friends traveling together? And is a weekend getaway really a vacation? Our storefront physic has all the answers this week. So, put your money down and deal with the results!

If you guys don't mind, this kid is going to sit next to you and burp while you're listening to the podcast. Have a problem with that? Well, take it up with this week's theme: PARENTS. What do you do when your Mom's a klepto? Does Grandma really have a say how you discipline your child? Grab yourself a Manwich and make this week's episode your meal!

Get a tissue, cause this week Erin and Patrick are feeling all the feels. Welcome to the wonderful world of PETS! Ann is plagued with the decision if cats are made for kissing. Meanwhile, Abby acts as mediator for the deceased and their pets who are willed their fortunes. Bend down. Open your mouth. Let the cat smell your breath and let's all roll over and get our bellies rubbed.

Get out your slide rulers, calculators and brand new Buster Brown shoes, cause in this episode we're going BACK TO SCHOOL! Abby gets to know one of the best homework procrastinators of all time and Ann has an issue with anyone who does not want to lather up after a sweaty session of P.E. Don't be tardy this week or Erin will ask for a note from your parents!

We can't see each other anymore! It's not you, it's me. Actually, it's you. Yup. It's all about EX'S this week. Ann rolls hers eyes at a Mom who thinks she can do better than her daughter. Meanwhile, Abby deals with ex-spouses who feel they deserve a little something from their deceased, ex in-laws. Don't get Erin started on Ex's still reaching out. She has no time for any of that baloney this week!

Put on you're jogging shorts and choke down some kale, cause this week we're bringing you a bit of HEALTH AND FITNESS. Ann makes it very clear that she doesn't endorse any diet, while Abby tries to help a desperate man who has too much junk in his trunk. Get that enormous baby carriage out of your way and head on over to this week's episode.

A good old fashioned GRAB BAG episode today! Ann introduces us to a man who has had too much time to himself to plan a brilliant scheme to get a job. Meanwhile, Abby deals with a fella who might lose his job if he can just keep objects out of his mouth. Put down that bingo card and let's all sing karaoke with this week's cornucopia of delights!