Deep Sleep Whisper Hypnosis (Jason Newland)

#1445 Whisper Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 29th September 2025
Duration: 43 minutes, 20 seconds
View full transcript here

💤 Tone & Style: This is a relaxed, humorous, and rambling monologue in the classic Jason Newland “Let Me Bore You to Sleep” whispering style. His voice is intentionally calming, with meandering commentary designed to lull listeners into a state of relaxation—or sleep. The humour is dry, quirky, and intentionally absurd at times.

🧠 Main Themes & Topics: 1. Meta-humour & Whispering Commentary

• Opens by ironically explaining the obvious: that he’s whispering in a “whisper” episode.
• Jokes about creating a “shouting” version of the podcast instead.
• Playfully mocks his own pauses and the one-sidedness of a podcast.

2. Cultural Commentary & Absurd Observations

• Wanders into musings about Conor McGregor as a “living cartoon character.”
• Critiques branding changes like Marathon → Snickers and WWF → WWE, insisting on using the original names.

3. UK & US Political Satire

• Talks about Keir Starmer (or as he jokingly calls him “Shakira Starmer”), mockingly analyzing his voice and media image.
• Laughs about how news graphics accidentally made Starmer and Andy Burnham look like the Kray twins.
• Makes absurd connections between past U.S. presidents and cartoon characters (e.g., Ronald McDonald, Donald Duck, etc.).

4. Social Commentary on Migration & British History

• Reflects on post-WWII immigration to Britain.
• Discusses how people from Commonwealth countries were invited to rebuild the country.
• Highlights the irony and mistreatment of these contributors upon arrival.
• Mockingly critiques Nigel Farage and far-right movements.

5. Pop Culture & Celebrity Jokes

• Comments on a headline about Benny Blanco being the "sexiest man alive" and jokingly compares himself.
• Mentions Selena Gomez, questioning if her photo smile is one of joy or discomfort.

6. TV Show Musings

• Talks about Jack Ryan, Prison Break, 24, and Lost.
• Shares personal anecdotes about binge-watching Prison Break while working on a hypnosis course.
• Expresses frustration with rewatching shows but needing context for new seasons.

7. Personal Life & Random Anecdotes

• Shares a humorous story about a girlfriend wanting him to take her last name (“Mental”), leading to jokes about being called “Mr. Mental.”
• Riffs on the difference between “Miss” and “Ms.”
• Jokes about being too messy to live with—so much so that others want to do housework around him.
• Closes with a reluctant plan to visit the post office and a reminder to listeners to be kind to themselves.

🪶 Key Quotes:

• “I woke up angry about chocolate—that’s weird.”
• “I thought Keir Starmer’s name was Shakira Starmer… Shakira, Shakira…”
• “Ronald and Reginald—two of the scariest men in London history. Not very scary names.”
• “I’d like to have small hands… so I could hold a bigger sandwich. What did you think I meant?”

❤️ Closing Message: Jason wraps up the episode with a warm, gentle reminder: “Be kind to yourself, because you do deserve to be happy… and feel safe.”

#1445 Whisper Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 29th September 2025
Duration: 43 minutes, 20 seconds
View full transcript here

💤 Tone & Style: This is a relaxed, humorous, and rambling monologue in the classic Jason Newland “Let Me Bore You to Sleep” whispering style. His voice is intentionally calming, with meandering commentary designed to lull listeners into a state of relaxation—or sleep. The humour is dry, quirky, and intentionally absurd at times.

🧠 Main Themes & Topics: 1. Meta-humour & Whispering Commentary

• Opens by ironically explaining the obvious: that he’s whispering in a “whisper” episode.
• Jokes about creating a “shouting” version of the podcast instead.
• Playfully mocks his own pauses and the one-sidedness of a podcast.

2. Cultural Commentary & Absurd Observations

• Wanders into musings about Conor McGregor as a “living cartoon character.”
• Critiques branding changes like Marathon → Snickers and WWF → WWE, insisting on using the original names.

3. UK & US Political Satire

• Talks about Keir Starmer (or as he jokingly calls him “Shakira Starmer”), mockingly analyzing his voice and media image.
• Laughs about how news graphics accidentally made Starmer and Andy Burnham look like the Kray twins.
• Makes absurd connections between past U.S. presidents and cartoon characters (e.g., Ronald McDonald, Donald Duck, etc.).

4. Social Commentary on Migration & British History

• Reflects on post-WWII immigration to Britain.
• Discusses how people from Commonwealth countries were invited to rebuild the country.
• Highlights the irony and mistreatment of these contributors upon arrival.
• Mockingly critiques Nigel Farage and far-right movements.

5. Pop Culture & Celebrity Jokes

• Comments on a headline about Benny Blanco being the "sexiest man alive" and jokingly compares himself.
• Mentions Selena Gomez, questioning if her photo smile is one of joy or discomfort.

6. TV Show Musings

• Talks about Jack Ryan, Prison Break, 24, and Lost.
• Shares personal anecdotes about binge-watching Prison Break while working on a hypnosis course.
• Expresses frustration with rewatching shows but needing context for new seasons.

7. Personal Life & Random Anecdotes

• Shares a humorous story about a girlfriend wanting him to take her last name (“Mental”), leading to jokes about being called “Mr. Mental.”
• Riffs on the difference between “Miss” and “Ms.”
• Jokes about being too messy to live with—so much so that others want to do housework around him.
• Closes with a reluctant plan to visit the post office and a reminder to listeners to be kind to themselves.

🪶 Key Quotes:

• “I woke up angry about chocolate—that’s weird.”
• “I thought Keir Starmer’s name was Shakira Starmer… Shakira, Shakira…”
• “Ronald and Reginald—two of the scariest men in London history. Not very scary names.”
• “I’d like to have small hands… so I could hold a bigger sandwich. What did you think I meant?”

❤️ Closing Message: Jason wraps up the episode with a warm, gentle reminder: “Be kind to yourself, because you do deserve to be happy… and feel safe.”

Title: #1442 Whisper Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 27th September 2025
Duration: 47 minutes, 28 seconds
Speaker: Jason Newland

Style: Stream-of-consciousness, whisper-style monologue intended for relaxation/sleep aid

🧠 Main Themes & Topics

💤 1. Opening and Personal Musings

• Jason opens the session with his classic gentle welcome.
• He shares a quirky observation about how most of his deep thoughts occur while doing a "wee wee" – a moment of humorous vulnerability.
• Reflects on the awkwardness of explaining his "job" as a podcaster/hypnotist, particularly when others casually refer to him needing to “get to work.”

😴 2. Sleep, Dreams & Celine Dion (Yes, Really)

• Jason briefly tries to recall a dream he had but can’t remember it.
• He jokingly transitions into imagining what Celine Dion might sound like singing “Wind Beneath My Wings.”
• Comments on Celine Dion’s incredible voice before gently bringing the topic back to sleep and relaxation.

📊 3. YouTube & Podcast Stats

• Updates on his subscriber count: 1,581 on YouTube (an increase).
• Notes a curious rise in views and listens on various platforms.
• Expresses curiosity and a bit of confusion about what's caused the increase.
• Talks through his top podcast episodes, including:
  • Hypnosis for Sleep and Deep Relaxation
  • Let Me Bore You to Sleep
  • Chronic Pain Hypnosis
  • Relaxation for Stress and Panic Attacks
  • Stop Smoking Hypnosis

🌍 4. Audience Geography

• Lists his top listener locations globally (U.S., UK, Australia, Canada, etc.).
• Breaks it down into cities and towns, adding a bit of playful commentary, like how long it would take him to walk to Walthamstow.

📱 5. Podcast Hosting Platforms & Tech Troubles

• Discusses issues with Apple Podcasts not showing recent episodes.
• Troubleshoots by checking individual links and comparing how Google indexes content.
• Successfully verifies that his main podcast feeds are up to date across all major platforms.

🤯 6. Rants, Rambles & Random Observations

• Comments on odd Facebook posts, particularly lists of celebrities under 6 feet tall.
• Humorously reflects on how pointless (but weirdly engaging) those lists are.
• Mentions feeling distracted by random AI-generated Facebook content.
• Brief tangent about his own hair loss, delivered with dry wit and mock desperation:
  "I’m praying, I’m begging. Come back. We can make it work this time. I can change.”

💌 7. Fan Interaction

• Reads and responds to a comment from a listener named Kate.
• Tries to help her find a specific podcast episode on Apple Podcasts.
• Asks her for the link to investigate further and muses about how difficult it is even for him to keep track of his many podcast titles.

🧘‍♂️ 8. Closing Thoughts

• Plans for the day: have breakfast, watch some TV, and maybe nap.
• Expresses appreciation to listeners around the world.
• Ends with his signature positive affirmation: “Please remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy and gentle with yourself.”

📝 Tone & Style

• Calm, meandering, humorous.
• Purposefully relaxed and tangential to promote sleep.
• Blends personal reflection, subtle jokes, and gentle encouragement.

Title: #1442 Whisper Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 27th September 2025
Duration: 47 minutes, 28 seconds
Speaker: Jason Newland

Style: Stream-of-consciousness, whisper-style monologue intended for relaxation/sleep aid

🧠 Main Themes & Topics

💤 1. Opening and Personal Musings

• Jason opens the session with his classic gentle welcome.
• He shares a quirky observation about how most of his deep thoughts occur while doing a "wee wee" – a moment of humorous vulnerability.
• Reflects on the awkwardness of explaining his "job" as a podcaster/hypnotist, particularly when others casually refer to him needing to “get to work.”

😴 2. Sleep, Dreams & Celine Dion (Yes, Really)

• Jason briefly tries to recall a dream he had but can’t remember it.
• He jokingly transitions into imagining what Celine Dion might sound like singing “Wind Beneath My Wings.”
• Comments on Celine Dion’s incredible voice before gently bringing the topic back to sleep and relaxation.

📊 3. YouTube & Podcast Stats

• Updates on his subscriber count: 1,581 on YouTube (an increase).
• Notes a curious rise in views and listens on various platforms.
• Expresses curiosity and a bit of confusion about what's caused the increase.
• Talks through his top podcast episodes, including:
  • Hypnosis for Sleep and Deep Relaxation
  • Let Me Bore You to Sleep
  • Chronic Pain Hypnosis
  • Relaxation for Stress and Panic Attacks
  • Stop Smoking Hypnosis

🌍 4. Audience Geography

• Lists his top listener locations globally (U.S., UK, Australia, Canada, etc.).
• Breaks it down into cities and towns, adding a bit of playful commentary, like how long it would take him to walk to Walthamstow.

📱 5. Podcast Hosting Platforms & Tech Troubles

• Discusses issues with Apple Podcasts not showing recent episodes.
• Troubleshoots by checking individual links and comparing how Google indexes content.
• Successfully verifies that his main podcast feeds are up to date across all major platforms.

🤯 6. Rants, Rambles & Random Observations

• Comments on odd Facebook posts, particularly lists of celebrities under 6 feet tall.
• Humorously reflects on how pointless (but weirdly engaging) those lists are.
• Mentions feeling distracted by random AI-generated Facebook content.
• Brief tangent about his own hair loss, delivered with dry wit and mock desperation:
  "I’m praying, I’m begging. Come back. We can make it work this time. I can change.”

💌 7. Fan Interaction

• Reads and responds to a comment from a listener named Kate.
• Tries to help her find a specific podcast episode on Apple Podcasts.
• Asks her for the link to investigate further and muses about how difficult it is even for him to keep track of his many podcast titles.

🧘‍♂️ 8. Closing Thoughts

• Plans for the day: have breakfast, watch some TV, and maybe nap.
• Expresses appreciation to listeners around the world.
• Ends with his signature positive affirmation: “Please remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy and gentle with yourself.”

📝 Tone & Style

• Calm, meandering, humorous.
• Purposefully relaxed and tangential to promote sleep.
• Blends personal reflection, subtle jokes, and gentle encouragement.

Title: #1442 Whisper Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 27th September 2025
Duration: 47 minutes, 28 seconds
Speaker: Jason Newland

Style: Stream-of-consciousness, whisper-style monologue intended for relaxation/sleep aid

🧠 Main Themes & Topics

💤 1. Opening and Personal Musings

• Jason opens the session with his classic gentle welcome.
• He shares a quirky observation about how most of his deep thoughts occur while doing a "wee wee" – a moment of humorous vulnerability.
• Reflects on the awkwardness of explaining his "job" as a podcaster/hypnotist, particularly when others casually refer to him needing to “get to work.”

😴 2. Sleep, Dreams & Celine Dion (Yes, Really)

• Jason briefly tries to recall a dream he had but can’t remember it.
• He jokingly transitions into imagining what Celine Dion might sound like singing “Wind Beneath My Wings.”
• Comments on Celine Dion’s incredible voice before gently bringing the topic back to sleep and relaxation.

📊 3. YouTube & Podcast Stats

• Updates on his subscriber count: 1,581 on YouTube (an increase).
• Notes a curious rise in views and listens on various platforms.
• Expresses curiosity and a bit of confusion about what's caused the increase.
• Talks through his top podcast episodes, including:
  • Hypnosis for Sleep and Deep Relaxation
  • Let Me Bore You to Sleep
  • Chronic Pain Hypnosis
  • Relaxation for Stress and Panic Attacks
  • Stop Smoking Hypnosis

🌍 4. Audience Geography

• Lists his top listener locations globally (U.S., UK, Australia, Canada, etc.).
• Breaks it down into cities and towns, adding a bit of playful commentary, like how long it would take him to walk to Walthamstow.

📱 5. Podcast Hosting Platforms & Tech Troubles

• Discusses issues with Apple Podcasts not showing recent episodes.
• Troubleshoots by checking individual links and comparing how Google indexes content.
• Successfully verifies that his main podcast feeds are up to date across all major platforms.

🤯 6. Rants, Rambles & Random Observations

• Comments on odd Facebook posts, particularly lists of celebrities under 6 feet tall.
• Humorously reflects on how pointless (but weirdly engaging) those lists are.
• Mentions feeling distracted by random AI-generated Facebook content.
• Brief tangent about his own hair loss, delivered with dry wit and mock desperation:
  "I’m praying, I’m begging. Come back. We can make it work this time. I can change.”

💌 7. Fan Interaction

• Reads and responds to a comment from a listener named Kate.
• Tries to help her find a specific podcast episode on Apple Podcasts.
• Asks her for the link to investigate further and muses about how difficult it is even for him to keep track of his many podcast titles.

🧘‍♂️ 8. Closing Thoughts

• Plans for the day: have breakfast, watch some TV, and maybe nap.
• Expresses appreciation to listeners around the world.
• Ends with his signature positive affirmation: “Please remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy and gentle with yourself.”

📝 Tone & Style

• Calm, meandering, humorous.
• Purposefully relaxed and tangential to promote sleep.
• Blends personal reflection, subtle jokes, and gentle encouragement.

Title: #1442 Whisper Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 27th September 2025
Duration: 47 minutes, 28 seconds
Speaker: Jason Newland

Style: Stream-of-consciousness, whisper-style monologue intended for relaxation/sleep aid

🧠 Main Themes & Topics

💤 1. Opening and Personal Musings

• Jason opens the session with his classic gentle welcome.
• He shares a quirky observation about how most of his deep thoughts occur while doing a "wee wee" – a moment of humorous vulnerability.
• Reflects on the awkwardness of explaining his "job" as a podcaster/hypnotist, particularly when others casually refer to him needing to “get to work.”

😴 2. Sleep, Dreams & Celine Dion (Yes, Really)

• Jason briefly tries to recall a dream he had but can’t remember it.
• He jokingly transitions into imagining what Celine Dion might sound like singing “Wind Beneath My Wings.”
• Comments on Celine Dion’s incredible voice before gently bringing the topic back to sleep and relaxation.

📊 3. YouTube & Podcast Stats

• Updates on his subscriber count: 1,581 on YouTube (an increase).
• Notes a curious rise in views and listens on various platforms.
• Expresses curiosity and a bit of confusion about what's caused the increase.
• Talks through his top podcast episodes, including:
  • Hypnosis for Sleep and Deep Relaxation
  • Let Me Bore You to Sleep
  • Chronic Pain Hypnosis
  • Relaxation for Stress and Panic Attacks
  • Stop Smoking Hypnosis

🌍 4. Audience Geography

• Lists his top listener locations globally (U.S., UK, Australia, Canada, etc.).
• Breaks it down into cities and towns, adding a bit of playful commentary, like how long it would take him to walk to Walthamstow.

📱 5. Podcast Hosting Platforms & Tech Troubles

• Discusses issues with Apple Podcasts not showing recent episodes.
• Troubleshoots by checking individual links and comparing how Google indexes content.
• Successfully verifies that his main podcast feeds are up to date across all major platforms.

🤯 6. Rants, Rambles & Random Observations

• Comments on odd Facebook posts, particularly lists of celebrities under 6 feet tall.
• Humorously reflects on how pointless (but weirdly engaging) those lists are.
• Mentions feeling distracted by random AI-generated Facebook content.
• Brief tangent about his own hair loss, delivered with dry wit and mock desperation:
  "I’m praying, I’m begging. Come back. We can make it work this time. I can change.”

💌 7. Fan Interaction

• Reads and responds to a comment from a listener named Kate.
• Tries to help her find a specific podcast episode on Apple Podcasts.
• Asks her for the link to investigate further and muses about how difficult it is even for him to keep track of his many podcast titles.

🧘‍♂️ 8. Closing Thoughts

• Plans for the day: have breakfast, watch some TV, and maybe nap.
• Expresses appreciation to listeners around the world.
• Ends with his signature positive affirmation: “Please remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy and gentle with yourself.”

📝 Tone & Style

• Calm, meandering, humorous.
• Purposefully relaxed and tangential to promote sleep.
• Blends personal reflection, subtle jokes, and gentle encouragement.

Title: #1442 Whisper Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 27th September 2025
Duration: 47 minutes, 28 seconds
Speaker: Jason Newland

Style: Stream-of-consciousness, whisper-style monologue intended for relaxation/sleep aid

🧠 Main Themes & Topics

💤 1. Opening and Personal Musings

• Jason opens the session with his classic gentle welcome.
• He shares a quirky observation about how most of his deep thoughts occur while doing a "wee wee" – a moment of humorous vulnerability.
• Reflects on the awkwardness of explaining his "job" as a podcaster/hypnotist, particularly when others casually refer to him needing to “get to work.”

😴 2. Sleep, Dreams & Celine Dion (Yes, Really)

• Jason briefly tries to recall a dream he had but can’t remember it.
• He jokingly transitions into imagining what Celine Dion might sound like singing “Wind Beneath My Wings.”
• Comments on Celine Dion’s incredible voice before gently bringing the topic back to sleep and relaxation.

📊 3. YouTube & Podcast Stats

• Updates on his subscriber count: 1,581 on YouTube (an increase).
• Notes a curious rise in views and listens on various platforms.
• Expresses curiosity and a bit of confusion about what's caused the increase.
• Talks through his top podcast episodes, including:
  • Hypnosis for Sleep and Deep Relaxation
  • Let Me Bore You to Sleep
  • Chronic Pain Hypnosis
  • Relaxation for Stress and Panic Attacks
  • Stop Smoking Hypnosis

🌍 4. Audience Geography

• Lists his top listener locations globally (U.S., UK, Australia, Canada, etc.).
• Breaks it down into cities and towns, adding a bit of playful commentary, like how long it would take him to walk to Walthamstow.

📱 5. Podcast Hosting Platforms & Tech Troubles

• Discusses issues with Apple Podcasts not showing recent episodes.
• Troubleshoots by checking individual links and comparing how Google indexes content.
• Successfully verifies that his main podcast feeds are up to date across all major platforms.

🤯 6. Rants, Rambles & Random Observations

• Comments on odd Facebook posts, particularly lists of celebrities under 6 feet tall.
• Humorously reflects on how pointless (but weirdly engaging) those lists are.
• Mentions feeling distracted by random AI-generated Facebook content.
• Brief tangent about his own hair loss, delivered with dry wit and mock desperation:
  "I’m praying, I’m begging. Come back. We can make it work this time. I can change.”

💌 7. Fan Interaction

• Reads and responds to a comment from a listener named Kate.
• Tries to help her find a specific podcast episode on Apple Podcasts.
• Asks her for the link to investigate further and muses about how difficult it is even for him to keep track of his many podcast titles.

🧘‍♂️ 8. Closing Thoughts

• Plans for the day: have breakfast, watch some TV, and maybe nap.
• Expresses appreciation to listeners around the world.
• Ends with his signature positive affirmation: “Please remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy and gentle with yourself.”

📝 Tone & Style

• Calm, meandering, humorous.
• Purposefully relaxed and tangential to promote sleep.
• Blends personal reflection, subtle jokes, and gentle encouragement.

Title: #1442 Whisper Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 27th September 2025
Duration: 47 minutes, 28 seconds
Speaker: Jason Newland

Style: Stream-of-consciousness, whisper-style monologue intended for relaxation/sleep aid

🧠 Main Themes & Topics

💤 1. Opening and Personal Musings

• Jason opens the session with his classic gentle welcome.
• He shares a quirky observation about how most of his deep thoughts occur while doing a "wee wee" – a moment of humorous vulnerability.
• Reflects on the awkwardness of explaining his "job" as a podcaster/hypnotist, particularly when others casually refer to him needing to “get to work.”

😴 2. Sleep, Dreams & Celine Dion (Yes, Really)

• Jason briefly tries to recall a dream he had but can’t remember it.
• He jokingly transitions into imagining what Celine Dion might sound like singing “Wind Beneath My Wings.”
• Comments on Celine Dion’s incredible voice before gently bringing the topic back to sleep and relaxation.

📊 3. YouTube & Podcast Stats

• Updates on his subscriber count: 1,581 on YouTube (an increase).
• Notes a curious rise in views and listens on various platforms.
• Expresses curiosity and a bit of confusion about what's caused the increase.
• Talks through his top podcast episodes, including:
  • Hypnosis for Sleep and Deep Relaxation
  • Let Me Bore You to Sleep
  • Chronic Pain Hypnosis
  • Relaxation for Stress and Panic Attacks
  • Stop Smoking Hypnosis

🌍 4. Audience Geography

• Lists his top listener locations globally (U.S., UK, Australia, Canada, etc.).
• Breaks it down into cities and towns, adding a bit of playful commentary, like how long it would take him to walk to Walthamstow.

📱 5. Podcast Hosting Platforms & Tech Troubles

• Discusses issues with Apple Podcasts not showing recent episodes.
• Troubleshoots by checking individual links and comparing how Google indexes content.
• Successfully verifies that his main podcast feeds are up to date across all major platforms.

🤯 6. Rants, Rambles & Random Observations

• Comments on odd Facebook posts, particularly lists of celebrities under 6 feet tall.
• Humorously reflects on how pointless (but weirdly engaging) those lists are.
• Mentions feeling distracted by random AI-generated Facebook content.
• Brief tangent about his own hair loss, delivered with dry wit and mock desperation:
  "I’m praying, I’m begging. Come back. We can make it work this time. I can change.”

💌 7. Fan Interaction

• Reads and responds to a comment from a listener named Kate.
• Tries to help her find a specific podcast episode on Apple Podcasts.
• Asks her for the link to investigate further and muses about how difficult it is even for him to keep track of his many podcast titles.

🧘‍♂️ 8. Closing Thoughts

• Plans for the day: have breakfast, watch some TV, and maybe nap.
• Expresses appreciation to listeners around the world.
• Ends with his signature positive affirmation: “Please remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy and gentle with yourself.”

📝 Tone & Style

• Calm, meandering, humorous.
• Purposefully relaxed and tangential to promote sleep.
• Blends personal reflection, subtle jokes, and gentle encouragement.

🎙️ "#1440 Whisper – Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 26th September 2025"
🕒 Duration: 36 minutes, 33 seconds
🔗 Transcript Link

💤 Overview This is a calming, whisper-toned "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" session by Jason Newland, intended to gently lull listeners to sleep with meandering reflections, quiet updates, and peaceful storytelling. It’s a perfect mix of mundane morning routines, sleepy musings, and gentle interactions with his dog Vinny.

🧠 Key Themes & Segments

🌅 Morning Routine (0:00–10:00)

• Jason shares his slow, sleepy start to the day.
• Checks on his dog Vinny, who was lying in bed but alert.
• Mentions his gurgling tummy and need for Ready Brek (breakfast).
• Discusses waking rituals:
  • Checking the time.
  • Drinking water, going to the bathroom.
  • Cleaning his mug and bowl.
  • Taking his acid reflux tablet.

📊 Podcasting & YouTube Stats (10:00–20:00)

• Logs onto his laptop to check Spreaker podcast stats:
  • Apple Podcasts is still #1.
  • Podcast Addict has overtaken Spotify.
• On YouTube:
  • 1,579 subscribers.
  • 1.7K views over 28 days.
  • A recent spike in views—10x normal activity on one day.

🌐 Online Browsing & News (20:00–25:00)

• Checks trending topics via Microsoft Bing (since Google doesn’t show up).
  • Mentions Noel Clarke, Ingrid Oliver, Keir Starmer, and others.
• Briefly reflects on Ingrid Oliver’s partner having an eye condition.
• Reads up about news out of curiosity.

📻 Podcast Distribution & Fan Interactions (25:00–30:00)

• Checks stats on SoundCloud.
• Engages with comments and questions on his Facebook group:
  • Christine thanks him for helping her sleep.
  • Julia asks if he accepts Venmo—he investigates and explains why he cannot use it (only supported in the U.S.).
  • Nick and Mike discuss sleep timer features on podcast apps.

🐶 Vinny Time + Dream Talk (30:00–36:00)

• Vinny behaves playfully and stares at Jason under the desk—possibly wanting attention or to play.
• Jason scratches his neck and talks sweetly to him.
• Recalls waking in the night with a vivid dream and wanting to record it, but forgot it by morning.
  • Ironically, the dream was about waking up and forgetting a dream—a classic Jason moment.

🧘‍♂️ Tone & Style

• Whispered voice, intimate and gentle.
• Conversational, meandering thoughts.
• Infused with humor, warmth, and sleepy charm.
• Designed to relax, soothe, and comfort the listener, often distracting from anxiety or insomnia.

📝 Final Thoughts Jason signs off by encouraging listeners to:

• Be kind to themselves
• Feel safe
• And reminds them: "You do deserve to be happy." 💜

🎙️ "#1440 Whisper – Let Me Bore You to Sleep – 26th September 2025"
🕒 Duration: 36 minutes, 33 seconds
🔗 Transcript Link

💤 Overview This is a calming, whisper-toned "Let Me Bore You to Sleep" session by Jason Newland, intended to gently lull listeners to sleep with meandering reflections, quiet updates, and peaceful storytelling. It’s a perfect mix of mundane morning routines, sleepy musings, and gentle interactions with his dog Vinny.

🧠 Key Themes & Segments

🌅 Morning Routine (0:00–10:00)

• Jason shares his slow, sleepy start to the day.
• Checks on his dog Vinny, who was lying in bed but alert.
• Mentions his gurgling tummy and need for Ready Brek (breakfast).
• Discusses waking rituals:
  • Checking the time.
  • Drinking water, going to the bathroom.
  • Cleaning his mug and bowl.
  • Taking his acid reflux tablet.

📊 Podcasting & YouTube Stats (10:00–20:00)

• Logs onto his laptop to check Spreaker podcast stats:
  • Apple Podcasts is still #1.
  • Podcast Addict has overtaken Spotify.
• On YouTube:
  • 1,579 subscribers.
  • 1.7K views over 28 days.
  • A recent spike in views—10x normal activity on one day.

🌐 Online Browsing & News (20:00–25:00)

• Checks trending topics via Microsoft Bing (since Google doesn’t show up).
  • Mentions Noel Clarke, Ingrid Oliver, Keir Starmer, and others.
• Briefly reflects on Ingrid Oliver’s partner having an eye condition.
• Reads up about news out of curiosity.

📻 Podcast Distribution & Fan Interactions (25:00–30:00)

• Checks stats on SoundCloud.
• Engages with comments and questions on his Facebook group:
  • Christine thanks him for helping her sleep.
  • Julia asks if he accepts Venmo—he investigates and explains why he cannot use it (only supported in the U.S.).
  • Nick and Mike discuss sleep timer features on podcast apps.

🐶 Vinny Time + Dream Talk (30:00–36:00)

• Vinny behaves playfully and stares at Jason under the desk—possibly wanting attention or to play.
• Jason scratches his neck and talks sweetly to him.
• Recalls waking in the night with a vivid dream and wanting to record it, but forgot it by morning.
  • Ironically, the dream was about waking up and forgetting a dream—a classic Jason moment.

🧘‍♂️ Tone & Style

• Whispered voice, intimate and gentle.
• Conversational, meandering thoughts.
• Infused with humor, warmth, and sleepy charm.
• Designed to relax, soothe, and comfort the listener, often distracting from anxiety or insomnia.

📝 Final Thoughts Jason signs off by encouraging listeners to:

• Be kind to themselves
• Feel safe
• And reminds them: "You do deserve to be happy." 💜