It snowed in Seattle! Our fur babies had mixed feelings. In this episode, we quit the podding business and move to Hollywood. Jason complains about Republicans for once, Ethan delivers a lengthy lecture on the tenets of fascism, and we weigh in on the great debate: was Trump a fascist? Is the United States a fascistic country? Does it even matter what we call it? 

America’s favorite blood sport culminated this past weekend. We barely talk about it because screw football! Instead, Ethan has dinosaurs on the brain, Jason discusses the finer points of pirate honor, and we fantasize about what kind of posthuman monstrosities we would be. Plus: do people eat guano?  

Fake money burns and billionaires lose fortunes. Down with the stock market! Join us as we gloat over loser hedge funds and relive the glory days of drinking PBR tallboys in Parkland. Ethan puzzles over panzer waifus, Jason struggles with outrage addiction, and we get into antisemitic congressperson Marjorie Taylor Greene’s obsession with orbital lasers of the Jewish faith. Plus: DreamTalk!  

Today, we talk lighthuggers, Ice Mendicants, Ultras, Stoner wedding ceremonies, and best girl Ilia Volyova. Our verbal onslaught continues against Anthony Fauci, America’s most powerful octogenarian doctor, and we complain a lot about calls for unity. Plus: arrest high-level planners of the coup attempt already!

Trump and his supporters made the weaksauciest coup attempt since Juan Guaidó. We talk about it. Ethan cackles and crows, Jason retains some semblance of humanity, and we try to set this event in the broader context of American empire, the punitive police state, and nuclear weapons. Plus: where do banana republics come from?

Special guest host Dev returns to the pod to help us relive this nightmare year! We promise this is the best 2020 summary episode you’ll hear all year. Jason confesses that this was all his fault, Ethan announces his campaign for Seattle City Council, and Dev… well, everyone loves Dev. Plus: Snyder cuts all the way down!

Look to find us where there’s conspiratorial nonsense to give too much airtime! Truly, these are our Elysian fields. Jason struggles to come to terms with life after Cats, Ethan mourns the loss of fifty thousand of our brave fighting boys in Maine, and we take a hard stance on democratizing the Olympics. Release the butthole cut!

Today, we put the Butterball back in Christmas! By which we mean the cenobite. Jason tries to redeem Blade Runner 2049 in Ethan’s eyes, Ethan negotiates arms sales with Santa, and we bag on Anthony Fauci for being an ancient little weasel. Plus: we dredge up the fetid remains of the Transformers franchise to harvest it for content!

Aliens exist! We react to retired Israeli general Haim Eshed’s revelations about aLiEnS oN mArS. We have some ideas for a new shared universe of conspiracy theories. We’ll see. Remember, this is satire, folks. Plus: spoiler warnings for the prologue of Cyberpunk 2077. Don’t say we didn’t warn you! 

This one's not as much of a bummer, we swear. Jason hints at a darker past laboring over food, Ethan rants about aircraft carriers again, and we get pretty deep into cultural criticism in the back half. Plus: our hot takes on Cyberpunk 2077! No spoilers, because neither of us has played it!