Today, the boys discuss Trump’s LDE at the RNC, fire, and our festering schools. Ethan hijacks things to talk about masculinity and Jason describes his kinships with the apes. Plus: who wants another civil war? 

The boys are back in season two with intrigue and mystery to string you along for the whole season. Jason and Ethan tastefully discuss the passing of Herman Cain, the arrest of Steve Bannon, and jet-powered tanks. Plus: their endorsement for President of the United States of America!

Ethan lost a dear friend last week and tries to process his grief healthily. (Rice, I miss you so much. You'll always be my fatty little lamb. I love you, little bud.) Also, Ethan and Jason talk about the nature of free will, Seattle's war criminal mayor, and chilling with serpents in the Garden of Eden. 

Rice the cat has recovered from being a bad boy and is now a very good boy indeed. Jason and Ethan talk about the Seattle Committee for Public Safety’s brutal rule over CHOP and why “human remains” are being found on the beaches of Seattle. They might even mention coronavirus. Plus: Ethan’s pot habit claims a life!

Ethan and Jason return to stoke generational conflict between millennials and zoomers when we all know everything's the boomers' fault. Do the kids like Satan? Are all millennials really alcoholics? Plus: Ethan rambles about some actors he likes! 

In their first full do-over, Jason and Ethan contemplate the uprisings in Seattle and throughout the world. The boys consider the merits of creating a Twitter handle and the inner politics of Emperor Palpatine. Plus, Ethan has a very bad cat. 

Oppressed peoples rise up across the nation to demand justice for George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Ahmaud Arbery, and countless others. Dev rejoins the crew to talk about the ongoing protests in Seattle and the Seattle Police Department's attempts to brutally suppress them through unprovoked violence.

Special guest Dev joins Jason and Ethan this week for a rousing discussion about sharks, cats, dogs, Tom Cruise, extreme body modification, and Ethan's adventures in online dating. Plus: what's 100,000 dead people in patriotic units of measurement? (Hint: it's a lot of 9/11s.) 

This week, Ethan and Jason discuss metricizing zombies in the modern apocalypse, keeping up with the Russians, and whatever is going on with the US Space Force. Plus: Ethan's live reaction to the Space Force flag (you won't believe what he said! don't you want to believe?). Now with 100% more theme songs! 

In an episode that swings wildly between real bummer and full-blown aliens, Ethan and Jason ask whether our extraterrestrial benefactors will save us. Jason talks about boomer magic and how our parents trigger us and Ethan confronts his inner demons. Plus--the Geico Gecko: God of Our Time.