Stoking their courage for the impending doom of murder hornets, Jason and Ethan contemplate the worst. Jason preaches about meat, Ethan preaches about drugs, and they talk about metrics. Like, a lot. Plus: why Jason wants Trump to win the White House! 

As they sink further into the depths of madness, Ethan and Jason discuss mindfulness, whether Kim Jong-un is alive, evil twins (#$@! you so much, Nathan), and what they feel inside of their bodies. Also, special guest Bird has a lot to say about everything!

As they have yet to perish of plague, Jason and Ethan talk life after St. Bernard, Biden's new sinophobic ad, and what a marvelous idea it would be to reopen the country. Plus, updates on Hug Watch 2020!

Special guest Sam teaches Ethan and Jason about feeling secure during the apocalypse. Together, they discuss routes of safety, the failures of Christendom, and Ethan's struggles with lycanthropy. 

Earlier than we expected, more than 10,000 people in the US have now died from COVID-19--that we know about. We let that sink in a bit. It's kind of rough. Jason talks Biden, Ethan explains neoliberalism, and the both of them struggle with audio issues.

Seattle remains emplaguened. Ethan waxes philosophical about the very concept of privacy—how do privacy?—Jason advocates investing in nonlethal weapons, and they discuss their mutual hatred of fun. Plus, cooking tips for the apocalypse: when is it safe to eat that egg? (Spoilers: not if it's covered in radioactive blood.)

In which we discuss life in Seattle with coronavirus, COVID-19, SARS 2, or whatever else you'd like to call it. Jason shares his thoughts on a late viewing of The Joker, Ethan complains about Jay Inslee, and both of them do their best to suck up to the nurses who will soon be struggling to save their lives. If they're lucky.