Dive Bar Astrology

By Jess Abbott & Kate Kettelkamp

A biweekly astrology podcast where chronically online astrologers Jess Abbott of Inkblot Astrology and Kate Kettelkamp of Kronos Astrology discuss planetary transits and cultural goings-on.... more

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How many episodes does Dive Bar Astrology have?

The podcast currently has 68 episodes available.

Dive Bar Astrology episodes:

April 21, 2026 Reese's Pisces
In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover Taurus season, Venus in Gemini, Uranus entering Gemini, Trump's Iran threats, Ethel Cain's nudes, Pam Bondi getting fired, Hershey putting chocolate back in chocolate, and the decline of American consumer goods.

Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
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1h 7min
April 07, 2026 Homeward Out of Bounds
In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover even more Aries Season, Mars in Aries, the Meta & YouTube lawsuit, the Anthropic AI U.S. government drama, cheating AI fruits, Druski's Erika Kirk video, the Army enlistment age increase and weed conviction allowance, Kanye's new album, the latest roundup of celebrity deaths, and the Chinese dog escape.

Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
1h 6min
March 24, 2026 Sleeper Celestials
In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover more Aries Season, Venus in Taurus, Venus square Pluto, the War in Iran, Timothée Chalamet's opera and ballet hate, JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette's Love Story, and new Epstein files and theories.

Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
1h 14min
March 10, 2026 El Mercury Retrograde
In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover Aries Season, Mercury Retrograde, Kurt Cobain's new forensic analysis, more Epstein file updates, El Mencho's death, the U.S. Olympic ice hockey teams, Kylie Jenner's lip filler speculation, Hilary Duff's new album, and the celebrity GoFundMe drama.

Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
1h 13min
February 24, 2026 Lunar Eclipsemaxxing at the Hog Line
In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover the lunar eclipse, Mars entering Pisces, Venus entering Aries, the Mars-Uranus square, the zodiac signs in the Epstein files, the Guthrie kidnapping, Clavicular, Ilia Malinin's figureskating fall, the curling cheating scandal, The Moment, and Wuthering Heights.

Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
1h 29min
February 10, 2026 Iguana Coffins in the Eclipse Portal
In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover our new podcast name, Pisces season, Saturn entering Aries, Valentine's Day, the Aquarius solar eclipse, Chappell Roan's Grammys dress, the Epstein files, ICE, TikTok, nihilist penguin, the Melania doc, Sinners, Catherine O'Hara's chart, and the Taylor and Travis wedding delay.

Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
1h 44min
February 05, 2026 UPDATE: Same Show, New Name!
We've been hitting it off so well co-hosting the show together that we've decided to separate from Jess' individual practice and rebrand to incorporate both of us! Our show will be staying exactly the same and with the same RSS feed, but with a new name and new show art: you'll now see us showing up in your feed as Dive Bar Astrology! Our first episode under the new name will be out on Tuesday, February 10, 2026. Follow us into the dive bar!

Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Subscribe to Jess' Patreon: Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
3min
January 27, 2026 The Still Point of the Turning World Point
In this episode we cover the Aquarius stellium, the Jupiter-Chiron square, the Saturn-Neptune conjunction, Survivor 50, the return of 2016, and the Greenland drama.

Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support + Subscribe: Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
55min
January 13, 2026 The Kilt is Off: 2026 Astrology Forecast
In this episode we cover Aquarius season, Venus and Mars in Aquarius, Neptune entering Aries, Maduro's kidnapping, Timothée Chalamet's natal chart, and the 2026 astrology of the year ahead.

Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support + Subscribe: Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
1h 16min
December 30, 2025 Auld Lang Sign
In this episode we cover the Capricorn stellium, its Jupiter opposition, its T-square with Chiron, Venus-Mars aspects and medical aesthetics, New Year's Eve, and our Astrology & Pop Culture Year In Review: Top 10 Moments of 2025.

Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support + Subscribe: Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
1h 3min

FAQs about Dive Bar Astrology:

How many episodes does Dive Bar Astrology have?

The podcast currently has 68 episodes available.

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