In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover Aries Season, Mercury Retrograde, Kurt Cobain's new forensic analysis, more Epstein file updates, El Mencho's death, the U.S. Olympic ice hockey teams, Kylie Jenner's lip filler speculation, Hilary Duff's new album, and the celebrity GoFundMe drama.

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In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover the lunar eclipse, Mars entering Pisces, Venus entering Aries, the Mars-Uranus square, the zodiac signs in the Epstein files, the Guthrie kidnapping, Clavicular, Ilia Malinin's figureskating fall, the curling cheating scandal, The Moment, and Wuthering Heights.

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In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover our new podcast name, Pisces season, Saturn entering Aries, Valentine's Day, the Aquarius solar eclipse, Chappell Roan's Grammys dress, the Epstein files, ICE, TikTok, nihilist penguin, the Melania doc, Sinners, Catherine O'Hara's chart, and the Taylor and Travis wedding delay.

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We've been hitting it off so well co-hosting the show together that we've decided to separate from Jess' individual practice and rebrand to incorporate both of us! Our show will be staying exactly the same and with the same RSS feed, but with a new name and new show art: you'll now see us showing up in your feed as Dive Bar Astrology! Our first episode under the new name will be out on Tuesday, February 10, 2026. Follow us into the dive bar!

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In this episode we cover the Aquarius stellium, the Jupiter-Chiron square, the Saturn-Neptune conjunction, Survivor 50, the return of 2016, and the Greenland drama.

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In this episode we cover Aquarius season, Venus and Mars in Aquarius, Neptune entering Aries, Maduro's kidnapping, Timothée Chalamet's natal chart, and the 2026 astrology of the year ahead.

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In this episode we cover the Capricorn stellium, its Jupiter opposition, its T-square with Chiron, Venus-Mars aspects and medical aesthetics, New Year's Eve, and our Astrology & Pop Culture Year In Review: Top 10 Moments of 2025.

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In this episode we cover Capricorn season, the end of the Grand Water Trine, Mars entering Capricorn, the Luigi McDonald's snitch audio, Jeffrey Epstein's dental chair, and the 1994 release of Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas Is You.

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In this episode we cover Saturn stationing direct in Pisces, the Mars-Saturn-Neptune square, parasocialism, aliens, organ donors, Wicked 2, the Epstein files, reaching flow state, and the shuttering of MTV, Farmer's Almanac, and Teen Vogue.

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In this episode we cover Sagittarius season, Venus in Sagittarius, Mercury retrograde, the government shutdown, Mamdani's mayoral election victory, Rosalia's new album, The Mummy 4, Scream 7, and social media etiquette.

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