Dive Bar Astrology

By Jess Abbott & Kate Kettelkamp

A biweekly astrology podcast where chronically online astrologers Jess Abbott of Inkblot Astrology and Kate Kettelkamp of Kronos Astrology discuss planetary transits and cultural goings-on.... more

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How many episodes does Dive Bar Astrology have?

The podcast currently has 61 episodes available.

Dive Bar Astrology episodes:

January 27, 2026 The Still Point of the Turning World Point
In this episode we cover the Aquarius stellium, the Jupiter-Chiron square, the Saturn-Neptune conjunction, Survivor 50, the return of 2016, and the Greenland drama.

Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support + Subscribe: Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
55min
January 13, 2026 The Kilt is Off: 2026 Astrology Forecast
In this episode we cover Aquarius season, Venus and Mars in Aquarius, Neptune entering Aries, Maduro's kidnapping, Timothée Chalamet's natal chart, and the 2026 astrology of the year ahead.

Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support + Subscribe: Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
1h 16min
December 30, 2025 Auld Lang Sign
In this episode we cover the Capricorn stellium, its Jupiter opposition, its T-square with Chiron, Venus-Mars aspects and medical aesthetics, New Year's Eve, and our Astrology & Pop Culture Year In Review: Top 10 Moments of 2025.

Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support + Subscribe: Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
1h 3min
December 16, 2025 'Twas the Ep Before Christmas & All Through the Houses
In this episode we cover Capricorn season, the end of the Grand Water Trine, Mars entering Capricorn, the Luigi McDonald's snitch audio, Jeffrey Epstein's dental chair, and the 1994 release of Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas Is You.

Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support + Subscribe: Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
1h
December 02, 2025 Take Me To Your Reader
In this episode we cover Saturn stationing direct in Pisces, the Mars-Saturn-Neptune square, parasocialism, aliens, organ donors, Wicked 2, the Epstein files, reaching flow state, and the shuttering of MTV, Farmer's Almanac, and Teen Vogue.

Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support + Subscribe: Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
1h 15min
November 18, 2025 Ursa Mayor
In this episode we cover Sagittarius season, Venus in Sagittarius, Mercury retrograde, the government shutdown, Mamdani's mayoral election victory, Rosalia's new album, The Mummy 4, Scream 7, and social media etiquette.

Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support + Subscribe: Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
1h 6min
November 04, 2025 Trine and Punishment
In this episode we cover the Scorpio Sun-Pluto square, Mars in Sagittarius, Roof Man, Kirsten Dunst & Sofia Coppola, the government shutdown, the NBA/mob gambling scandal, the Louvre robbery, & Vogue's new editor.

Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support + Subscribe: Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
1h 21min
October 21, 2025 The Tell-Tale Chart
In this special Halloween episode we cover Scorpio season, the Mercury-Mars conjunction, mystic rectangles, the 8th house, Edgar Allen Poe's natal chart, the Salem witch trials, Jack the Ripper, the Smurl hauntings, Kate's own incubus haunting, the history of Halloween, Taylor Swift's album release, Greta Thunberg's power haircut, and the return of the Choco Taco.

Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support + Subscribe: Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
2h 1min
October 07, 2025 Twin Peaks, PSLs & the Fall of the Internet
In this episode we cover Libra season, Venus in Libra, the Mercury-Mars conjunction, Jupiter returns, Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco, TikTok cronyism, free speech, Bad Bunny, Twin Peaks, and pumpkin spice lattes.

Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support + Subscribe: Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
1h 14min
September 23, 2025 Total Eclipse of the Chart
In this episode we cover Libra season, eclipse season, Mars in Scorpio, Freakier Friday, bathhouses, The Imp of the Perverse, the TikTok trade deadline, Nike's new slogan, Charlie Kirk, and frogs.

Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support + Subscribe: Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
1h 31min

FAQs about Dive Bar Astrology:

How many episodes does Dive Bar Astrology have?

The podcast currently has 61 episodes available.

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