Dive Bar Astrology

By Jess Abbott & Kate Kettelkamp

A biweekly astrology podcast where chronically online astrologers Jess Abbott of Inkblot Astrology and Kate Kettelkamp of Kronos Astrology discuss planetary transits and cultural goings-on.... more

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How many episodes does Dive Bar Astrology have?

The podcast currently has 64 episodes available.

Dive Bar Astrology episodes:

July 14, 2026 The Fault in Our Stars & Stripes
In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover Leo season, the Barbault Basket, the unusual cluster of youth tragedies, the Empire State Building climbers, America's 250th birthday failures, Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce's wedding, and the Vatican's Excommunication of SSPX.

Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
1h 6min
June 30, 2026 The World Cusp
In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover more Cancer season, Venus entering Virgo, the New Moon in Cancer, the World Cup, Peter Thiel's secret celeb cult, Oliver Tree's fatal helicopter accident, and answer the eternal question — is Trump finally dying?

Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
55min
June 16, 2026 Rings of Power: Chiron & UFC
In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover Cancer season, Chiron entering Taurus, Jupiter entering Leo, our Jupiter in Cancer recap, Trump's birthday UFC ring, the Knicks championship win, and Backrooms.

Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
1h 29min
June 02, 2026 Magnifica HumaniTaurus
In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover more Gemini season, Venus entering Leo, the New Moon in Gemini, the end of Spirit Airlines, the Pope's encyclical on AI, Trump skipping his son's wedding, Ashley St. Clair's Elon Musk TikToks, El Niño, the famine, The Roast of Kevin Hart, and The Devil Wears Prada 2.

Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
1h 11min
May 19, 2026 Friends with Benefics
In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover Gemini season, the Venus-Jupiter conjunction, the Full Moon in Sagittarius, Mercury entering Cancer, the Hantavirus outbreak, Epstein's suicide note, the Fergie and Diddy friends with benefits scandal, Kim Kardashian failing the bar exam again, and the e.l.f. co-founder's new calling.

Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
55min
May 05, 2026 Everything Under the Sun in Taurus
In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover more Taurus season, Pluto retrograde, Mother, @floralbel, the Trump assassination attempt, Trump fighting the Pope, the missing scientists, the U.K. smoking ban, the Turkey school shootings, Sydney Sweeney's Devil Wears Prada 2 cut, Bieberchella, D4vid's murder charge, AI stock, the Geese psyop, Clavicular's OD, the Vrabel cheating scandal, and all the new celebrity relationships under Venus in Gemini.

Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
1h 24min
April 21, 2026 Reese's Pisces
In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover Taurus season, Venus in Gemini, Uranus entering Gemini, Trump's Iran threats, Ethel Cain's nudes, Pam Bondi getting fired, Hershey putting chocolate back in chocolate, and the decline of American consumer goods.

Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
1h 7min
April 07, 2026 Homeward Out of Bounds
In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover even more Aries Season, Mars in Aries, the Meta & YouTube lawsuit, the Anthropic AI U.S. government drama, cheating AI fruits, Druski's Erika Kirk video, the Army enlistment age increase and weed conviction allowance, Kanye's new album, the latest roundup of celebrity deaths, and the Chinese dog escape.

Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
1h 6min
March 24, 2026 Sleeper Celestials
In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover more Aries Season, Venus in Taurus, Venus square Pluto, the War in Iran, Timothée Chalamet's opera and ballet hate, JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette's Love Story, and new Epstein files and theories.

Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
1h 14min
March 10, 2026 El Mercury Retrograde
In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover Aries Season, Mercury Retrograde, Kurt Cobain's new forensic analysis, more Epstein file updates, El Mencho's death, the U.S. Olympic ice hockey teams, Kylie Jenner's lip filler speculation, Hilary Duff's new album, and the celebrity GoFundMe drama.

Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp

Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon

Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos

Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology

Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology
...more
1h 13min

FAQs about Dive Bar Astrology:

How many episodes does Dive Bar Astrology have?

The podcast currently has 64 episodes available.

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