The show gets personal with a hilarious back-to-school segment as parents celebrate finally having the house to themselves. The crew debates whether bringing a baby to a rap concert makes you a bad parent, with Wu-Tang and Chris Brown catching strays in the process. Skip Cheatham drops the shocking story of Walmart shrimp possibly contaminated with radioactive isotopes, sparking jokes about “radioactive superpowers.” The team closes with shoutouts, life lessons, and the daily “note from the GED section.”

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