Don't Look Under the Internet

TRIGGER WARNING: THE CONTENT IN THIS EPISODE MAY BE DISTURBING TO SOME AS IT CONTAINS REFERENCES TO CHILD ABUSE, MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES, AND SEXUAL ABUSE. WE DO NOT CONDONE ABUSE IN ANY CAPACITY, ESPECIALLY TOWARDS CHILDREN. THIS EPISODE SHOULD BE USED FOR AWARENESS-BUILDING PURPOSES ONLY.

Usually, here at D.L.U.T.I., we like to jump down creepy internet rabbit holes to uncover creepy, internet-based narratives and share the ride with you! Unfortunately, today we need to discuss a real one. 

SmartSchoolboy9 refers to the internet handle of a user who operates through various social media accounts, and uses A.I.-generated images of children, as well as real videos of the user dressed as children, usually in suggestive poses. This user is clearly sexualizing children for unknown reasons; however, it has been speculated that the user may be fulfilling a fetish or fantasy.

The reason we want to talk about this today, is to spread information regarding the investigation surrounding this account. The more people know that this is going on, the more efforts to hinder the individual in question by being aware of what is going on. Please do not attempt to contact any account associated with this topic as that may obstruct or counteract any investigation by the police or other authorities.

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You're scrolling through the channels on your short-wave radio. With your other hand, you eat a potato chip. Suddenly, Homer Simpson begins asking you why you're reading books! This could happen to you. Hi, we are Mike, Jason, Doug and Matt from your local Don't Look Under the Internet, and we want YOU to help us understand why Homer has taken over so many radio frequencies. Please have a full report on our desk by Monday. Or you're fired.

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It just doesn’t get any better than seeing the gorgeous “Mrs. Anita Pelaez” over at her and her husband “Captain Kutchie’s” place... Some folks also call him... “The Kutchmon!”...Most just call him “The most interesting man in the world”...(Anita and Kutchie Pelaez’s Key West, Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill)...Just watching the lovely couple baking together all those Yummy Key Lime Pies at their Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill in Asheville. ...It’s always worth the trip to visit them in they’re historic Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill...It should be on everyone’s bucket list for sure..And The World’s Best Key Lime Pies! ..YUM-YUM-YUM.... “Talk about world class” what an understatement!.....AAHHHHH!...The magic of the lovely..”Mrs. Anita Pelaez” And her delicious Key Lime Pies baked with pure love...always......40 years and they’re still going strong....

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We wrap up our coverage of what is currently available about The Field Studies Institute this week with a send off worthy of a Michael Bay movie.

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This was supposed to be a two-parter. Now it's a three-parter. So, here's part two of a three part series which covers part one of a four part unfiction that's numbered 0-3.

Got it? Good. let's begin.

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Someone shipped a box of random stuff to DLUTI HQ. Well, many of you send us many random things; however, this one stood out. Stamped only with a label marked “The Field Studies Institute,” it floated directly out of the sump pump. Today, we’re breaking down the contents of said box, as well as diving into a rabbit hole that may be a little…. SCP-Shaped. Join Matt, Jason, and Mike as they try to make sense of the contents of the totally real box we got sent. 

It’s the Field Studies Institute! Part 1!

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What if you could summon a dead meme lord with a slice of pineapple pizza? We kick things off with some playful housekeeping, giving shout-outs to some of our listeners." Buckle up as we crack open our favorite beverage, Liquid Death, and plunge headfirst into a wild debate about the gritty charm of analog horror. From haunted TikTok dances to cursed Minecraft servers, our laughs are non-stop. You'll also hear Douglas recount his hair-raising fear of cursed apps and a VR demon-summoning mishap. If you remember cursed email chains, get ready to relive those spine-chilling days with a humorous twist.

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DLUTI DOES NOT CONDONE CHILDREN, ESPECIALLY THESE ONES! Mike, Matt,  Doug, and Jason kick things off with some light-hearted chatter about smegma and a special shout-out to House of Bees before diving into the eerie phenomenon of Black-Eyed Kids (BEK'S). We take you back to 1996 with Brian Bethel's infamous encounter that started it all, setting the stage for a series of global reports that will make your skin crawl. Let's talk about some BEK's!

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We return to the world of analog horror this week. Find out if we hate it! (Matt's not here, so you will be spared lengthy rants.)


My tulpa and your tulpa sitting by the fire.

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This week we have a VERY special guest - a person who knows many things about the creepily fun parts of the internet!

Watch their content: Alex Hera - YouTube

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