Don't Look Under the Internet

DLUTI-Bot has been bringing our attention to some.... strange happenings. Mike, Jason, and Matt would like to share it's findings with all of you. Not too sure what it's DEAL is, but for some reason, the AI overlord who has tricked us into submitting to it sent us these lovely little delicacies to digest and regurgitate for your listening pleasure. Kind of like a a bird throwing up into your ears. EAT YOUR DAMN VEGETABLES. 

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Mike always finds the absolute weirdest s**t online. And what's worse, is he makes us deal with it! AND THEN WE MAKE YOU DEAL WITH IT. So if you're angry about this episode, blame him; however, this site is actually pretty interesting. It's a nightmare to decode, and requires way too much brainpower for us. That won't stop us from acting like expert linguists and scholars (just.... please, don't think we are, I beg you.). 

Join Jason, Mike, and Matt (no Doug, he's currently pupating in his Florida-scented cocoon) as they attempt to make heads or tails of what seems to be, the beginnings of a universal language codex. Sorry about all the quantum mechanics...

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IT’S THE MOST. WONDERFUL. TIME. Welcome back, everyone, to another annual round of raucous: it’s Hometown Horrors, 2024! You’ve submitted your stories of terror and emotional trauma, and we dressed up and read them for all to hear! Thank you everyone who sent us stories, we had an absolute blast. Some were horrifying, some were sad. Some were wildly inappropriate, but we think we weeded MOST of those out (you know who you are). Until next year, keep those beans and peens slappin’!

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This week we talk to an actual paranormal investigator! We chat with Chuckie G and his son Ben about their experience in the field and personal experiences with hauntings, EVPs and the otherworldly!

Check out Chuckie G:

https://chuckieg.net/
https://www.youtube.com/@chuckiegtheparanormalexplorer

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Mike and Jason only this week, with another FANTASTIC topic. It's called DARKMIND and it's F**king great. 

A mysterious channel displaying analog horror, art, guides, and the gnawing feeling a the back of your skull that you should probably just let them in. Just let them in. Let them in. LET THEM IN. LET THEM IN LET THEM IN LET THEM IN LET THEM IN LET THEM IN LET THEM IN LET THEM IN LET THEM IN LET THEM IN.

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SPOOKY SEASON HAS ARRIVED! We kick off our favorite time of year with a good ol' fashioned... CLAP ABOVE YOUR HEAD! Matt got lost looking for the Necronomicon, so it's just Jason, Mike, and Doug this week. We each found our own little morsel of horror to share, pulled directly from the internet, and handled with reckless abandon as we gracelessly and awkwardly stuff it into your brain. We are not sorry for this batch of internet clownery. It could be entertaining though. Only one way to find out!

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TRIGGER WARNING: THE CONTENT IN THIS EPISODE MAY BE DISTURBING TO SOME AS IT CONTAINS REFERENCES TO CHILD ABUSE, MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES, AND SEXUAL ABUSE. WE DO NOT CONDONE ABUSE IN ANY CAPACITY, ESPECIALLY TOWARDS CHILDREN. THIS EPISODE SHOULD BE USED FOR AWARENESS-BUILDING PURPOSES ONLY.

Usually, here at D.L.U.T.I., we like to jump down creepy internet rabbit holes to uncover creepy, internet-based narratives and share the ride with you! Unfortunately, today we need to discuss a real one. 

SmartSchoolboy9 refers to the internet handle of a user who operates through various social media accounts, and uses A.I.-generated images of children, as well as real videos of the user dressed as children, usually in suggestive poses. This user is clearly sexualizing children for unknown reasons; however, it has been speculated that the user may be fulfilling a fetish or fantasy.

The reason we want to talk about this today, is to spread information regarding the investigation surrounding this account. The more people know that this is going on, the more efforts to hinder the individual in question by being aware of what is going on. Please do not attempt to contact any account associated with this topic as that may obstruct or counteract any investigation by the police or other authorities.

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You're scrolling through the channels on your short-wave radio. With your other hand, you eat a potato chip. Suddenly, Homer Simpson begins asking you why you're reading books! This could happen to you. Hi, we are Mike, Jason, Doug and Matt from your local Don't Look Under the Internet, and we want YOU to help us understand why Homer has taken over so many radio frequencies. Please have a full report on our desk by Monday. Or you're fired.

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It just doesn’t get any better than seeing the gorgeous “Mrs. Anita Pelaez” over at her and her husband “Captain Kutchie’s” place... Some folks also call him... “The Kutchmon!”...Most just call him “The most interesting man in the world”...(Anita and Kutchie Pelaez’s Key West, Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill)...Just watching the lovely couple baking together all those Yummy Key Lime Pies at their Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill in Asheville. ...It’s always worth the trip to visit them in they’re historic Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill...It should be on everyone’s bucket list for sure..And The World’s Best Key Lime Pies! ..YUM-YUM-YUM.... “Talk about world class” what an understatement!.....AAHHHHH!...The magic of the lovely..”Mrs. Anita Pelaez” And her delicious Key Lime Pies baked with pure love...always......40 years and they’re still going strong....

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We wrap up our coverage of what is currently available about The Field Studies Institute this week with a send off worthy of a Michael Bay movie.

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