Don't Spray Yourself!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to digest and celebrate one of the most... HUMPING, BUMPING, GOOD TIME HOLIDAYS on the calendar, July 4th! But he is not talking about what he did on July 4th, besides getting stood up and ghosted, BUT he is declaring independence from ALL the weird things that this world has, and people tend to do. Like what you ask?! How do you put your toilet paper on the toilet paper rod... where the paper goes over or under?! Hangs in the front or back? Only one correct answer and one answer will leave Gavin (Bison) to judge you hardcore. You Sprayed Yourself, if you let the toilet paper hang the right way!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down with a Super Smash Bros Enthusiast but also has a Grandpa Soul, Quentin Savage. Quentin has a love and passion for music and the video game that first came out in 1999... Super Smash Bros. Gavin (Bison) doesn't just sit down with Quentin to ask about the history, ranking, or about the game. BUT... he asked some questions that HARD HITTING Adult Swim-type questions. Quentin will spill the beans about what he thinks each character's fetish is and MANY MORE! Also... YOU SPRAYED YOURSELF if you like Peach more than Daisy!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to talk about the time that he just wanted to enjoy a freshly cooked frozen pizza, BUT... that NEVER HAPPENED!! Instead, that pizza got thrown at Gavin and splattered all over him and the wall. Rest In Peace Pizza! But that is not all, Gavin (Bison) also talks about the ranking of OG pizzas and OG pizza places across the country. This may be the MOST CONTROVERSIAL episode yet because the last subject he answers... OH MY! Lastly, You Sprayed Yourself if you like PLAIN JANE CHEESE PIZZA... freaking weirdos!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to talk about how this world is ONE bitten off penis, yes PENIS, to going absolutely CRAZY! During the past two weeks of life, Gavin has been a part of some CRAZY conversations with people that are elderly, sorry but true, and seen some RIDICULOUS news stories that make on say... WTF!! These stories make Gavin (Bison) think about what if that was him, or the proper technique to doing what the others failed to do. In conclusion though, if you send accidentally send a NAKED SELFIE to eBay or your boss... YOU SPRAYED YOURSELF!!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to talk about some weird-ass shit. Some sexual-ass shit. Some "put it in the butt" type of shit. Gavin (Bison) talks about sexual, yes sexual, phobias of the world, and they lead to some WEIRD PERSONAL STORIES. One story happened during a family vacation to Washington D.C. This trip led to a dream that got a little wet?! Or another story comes from a hookup in Texas that did not want to kiss Gavin, just wanted to have sex with him?! People are scared of the weirdest things, but YOU SPRAYED YOURSELF if you have a WET DREAM during a family vacation!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to discuss a topic and issue that many faces daily. Mental Health. As the Joker once said, "Why so serious, Gavin?!" Because May is Mental Health Awareness Month, and if there were ONE EPISODE to be serious in for 90% of it... it would be about THIS TOPIC!

To help discuss this critical topic, Gavin (Bison) brought in Big Rob from the podcast Chewing the Fat with Big Rob. They both sit down to discuss mental health and why it is vital to recognize just how important it is. Both Gavin and Big Rob share personal stories that display the negative sides of mental health but also discuss overcoming those obstacles. This episode does end in the only way the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast could... and YOU SPRAYED YOURSELF if you thought something else would happen... another guest, the same question is asked. How does Big Rob answer?!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down with his homie and "brother from another mother," Irie Reed. Since Gavin's fashion sense goes as far as a plain tee with jeans and Vans, he HAD to look for someone with a WAY BETTER knowledge of fashion than him. They sit down to say Hot or Not, Fire or Trash, or Bang or Run to a handful of Met Gala 2022 outfits. Some of these outfits make people say.... DAMN!!! While some make people say... WTF?! Either way, Gavin and Irie are being the Simon Cowell to the Met Gala 2022 outfits. Lastly, another guest... another opportunity to see if he is Team Socks or Team Free the Feet?! YOU SPRAYED YOURSELF if you think we agree on ANY OF THIS!!!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to celebrate a movie franchise that taught me Arkansas love, or incest before I was even 10 years old. The movie franchise now has a WHOLE DAY of May 4th to itself... Star Wars. Gavin ( Bison) explains how big of a fan he is, which might lead to why he is never going to find a wife. But the main topic of this episode is to discuss all the weird jobs, provided by CareerAddict.com, that people actually have. Some would make me have MANY people feel "my lucky R2D2." Some would lead to having "a cream spill" of pleasure 40 hours per week. And some would be a professional Catfish, without being a catfish. You do not want to MISS THIS! Lastly, YOU SPRAYED YOURSELF if you are a Star Trek fan, cause they are like cat people... NOT COOL!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down with a local Nashville Artist, Eric Watts, to discuss all things art. The humor in this... is Gavin does not really know ANYTHING about art, besides that it looks good or like sh*t! Lucky for you, Gavin (Bison) found an amazing artist in Eric Watts, who shares his background and went from drawing Bart Simpson to Homer Simpson as his art evolved. Gavin (Bison) also puts Eric to the test to see what type of person he is... Sex with Socks or Not?! The becoming trend of this podcast. Lastly, why is "Mary Jane" brought into this?! Well... you better grab a joint and listen cause YOU SPRAYED YOURSELF, if not!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down with a disturbing news article that came out on April 6th. One that has a man "choking his chicken," or "cuffing the carrot," or "saucing the taco..." on a DAMN PLANE!!! This article got Gavin (Bison) thinking, where would be the most RIDICULOUS place to get caught masturbating...?? Would it be having your parents walk in on you?! Or at your Grandma's house?! One of these might lead to a heart attack. But you SPRAYED YOURSELF if you think it would be in a Port-a-Potty!