Don't Spray Yourself!

Don't Spray Yourself!

By Gavin (Bison)Comedy
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Don't Spray Yourself! episodes

  • Pumpkin Spice Sized Problem, America!!
    On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) takes a deep dive into a craze that might have started to go TOO FAR. Starbucks created the Pumpkin Spice flavored latte and/or coffee for a nice refreshing drink during the fall months. Well, as they say, "it all starts with a kiss," but it was a sip this time! Listen as Gavin (Bison) explains how America needs some Dr. Phil's intervention. Is it time we admit we have a Pumpkin Spice sized problem?!
    25 min
  • It's (Fake) Wedding Season
    On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) takes a different approach to the term "What happens in (Visiting City), stays in (Visiting City)." It is in Wedding Season, and love is in the air, so why not talk about how Gavin (Bison) has NEVER been married but has been to two Bachelor parties for himself?! But how you ask... Well, that is a question best answered by listening. These stories should be in the archives of one's brain, but instead, they are being told for laughter and fun. Follow along as Gavin (Bison) tells how he was engaged twice to the fake girl of his dreams without his consent.
    28 min
  • Hot Cross Buns and A Holy Schwenker!!
    On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) discusses the one most embarrassing stories in his life. Some would ask what he was thinking? Some would ask, was he drunk? Some might even say... HOW and WHY? The only people who did what he did would be employed at a strip club, strip tease company, or even making good on a bet from their friends. But no, Gavin (Bison) was too young and not the cute young age either. Did Gavin lose his mind, or did someone see something they should not of?!
    16 min
  • MANA-OH-POOP!!
    On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) takes a trip back 10 years ago when he was 18 years of age. The age where boys become men, or that is what they say anyway... The age where you can buy cigarettes, go into Adult Sex Stores, or even buy your first Playboy magazine. The same magazine that you still hide from your mother because it's still embarrassing that you bought it. Well, a man was nowhere to be found in this story off the shore in Boca Raton, Flordia. Did Gavin (Bison) take a step into manhood or poop the bed?!
    24 min
  • Tinder Date Goes FULL "Karen"
    On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) takes a deep dive into Tinder matches gone wrong. One Tinder date goes FULL "Karen" all over some drunken miscommunication, and the other could not get over the soccer mom car that was my vehicle of choice. Both stories will be a nightmare forever but also live in the history books of this podcast... Cause "Ladies, you sprayed yourself!"
    24 min

About Don't Spray Yourself!

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The Don’t Spray Yourself! Podcast was built on the same premise of the saying, “Say It Don’t Spray It.” It is a storytelling comedy podcast that will leave its listeners saying… “SERIOUSLY?!” or…