Don't Spray Yourself!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down with the lead moaner, groaner... I mean singer of the Primal Moon Band out of Chicago, Illinois. Joe Brunker talks about one of the strangest tour stories that will lead you to licking something. Yes... licking something! We construct the WORST Spotify Playlist during this Podcast episode, as well. All that can be said without giving it away is... "I am an Island Boy that has a Baby Shark that... SHE BANGS!" You will not want to miss this episode, BUT don't spray yourself by only packing on pair of underwear to listen.

In this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) welcomes Danny Todd, from the Danny Toddcast, to discuss some of the most head-scratching headlines in 2021. As years go by, so do news headlines that sometimes get ignored, but shouldn't. Headlines that if they included someone you loved, it might go to court because you want it unpublished. These articles will make you want to sing to ghost, buy a cow for the trip to a waterpark, and say... "WT(Actual)F?" Don't SPRAY YOURSELF like many of these stories did, and learn from others' stupidity.

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down with Big Brother contestant, Matt Hoffman. Matt competed on Season 12 of Big Brother where he pulled off a very devious move that went down in Big Brother history. We discuss everything from Big Brother, to Survivor, to The Challenge all in one episode. All while eating THIRTY Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwiches and standing in solitary with Julie Chen Moonves, maybe not literally, but you will see. Don't SPRAY YOURSELF like the other castmates, and learn today!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) calls in the BIG GUNS. The redhead with a WHOLE LOT of muscles... THE Courtney Stacy. Courtney breaks down everything in the Gym because Gavin (Bison) hasn't been in months. Everything from pet peeves to hilarious stories, and then some R-rated... Would You Rather: Gym Edition. Some stories WILL make you say, "WTF," and pet peeves that being a Gym rat will make you clap in agreement. So do not miss this episode, like Courtney DID NOT miss the Gym on a day she had the runs.

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) goes back to school, but for NOT what you think. Gavin has tried many things in the dating world, but nothing seems to be working. When even asking Siri, she responds, "there is no help. Please see REAL-LIFE help." There is only ONE PERSON that could provide such help.... the MAN that went on 50 Dates in 50 States... the LEGEND... Matthew Wurnig! Matthew provides the dating advice that Gavin (Bison) needs to hear but also makes him wonder. For example... how does a Hog come into this?! Well, find out in this JAMMED PACKED episode that has Gavin spraying himself from the start!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) takes a DEEP DIVE into the world of unknown beliefs. Are you a conspiracy theorist? Are you superstitious? The things that people tend to believe are QUITE LITERALLY crazy. Gavin (Bison) takes on the most talked-about conspiracy theories in history to the weirdest superstitions ever! If you are a conspiracy theorist or superstitious in any way... First, this is the episode for you! Next... YOU SPRAYED YOURSELF!

On this Thanksgiving Special episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) takes on a practice he was taught in first grade and still asked to this day during this time of the year... "What are you thankful for?" But instead of being all serious with his answers like he was all through the early years of answering this question through "Thankful Turkeys." Gavin gives ALL the wrong answers to these questions. The answers that NO ONE would say. The answers NO ONE would agree with. The answers that will simply put it... SPRAY THEMSELVES!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) tells stories of how his scent attracts some odd things to happen to him. No, it's not like a fly landing on poop. No, it's not a bird finding another bird ready to mate. No, it's not Gavin (Bison) finding true love. All things happen in this world, or should we say will happen, but not in this episode. Gavin discusses how his pheromones and his looks attract people that you would never expect. Bring on the grandmas, or the ladies 50+ because this is an attractive pheromone episode! ALSO... bring on the druggies because without you... this episode would not be so high on the charts!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) takes a trip to Candy Hell on the week of Halloween. There was a candy that is shaped like a triangle and made initially in 1868 but is tasteless?! Only tasteless candy deserves to be in Candy Hell on holiday full of candy. Gavin describes whys this particular candy is in Candy Hell but is also the "Baby Jesus" of Candies during this time of year. This episode also gives a brief overview of what Trick-or-Treating like an OG is all about. Bring your ears, pillowcases, and ANYTHING BUT pumpkin spice lattes when you listen. Otherwise... You Sprayed Yourself!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) discusses a phrase that was discovered in 1972. This phrase is used for individuals who are not helping their friends out; instead, they are "blocking" the exact thing they want. Do you know the phrase? Cock Block. That is right, Gavin (Bison) is taking a deep dive into the Cock Blockers of the world. He also discusses a cock blocking Only Fans idea that may intrigue the right people... hint hint! This episode is a MUST for all Cock Blockers because you ALL sprayed yourselves!