Don't Spray Yourself!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to reveal all of his 90s crushes growing up, with some honorable mentions that came in the early 2000s. These ladies captured the television screens by fighting bad guys by Morphin into action! Or... by just being captivating by her beauty or the art of always kissing. Gavin (Bison) talks about how due to one of these ladies, he was curious about how to learn how to kiss at a young age. So what did he do to practice his craft?! YOU ARE SPRAYING YOURSELF if you think he looked smart doing it too, cause he looked FLAT OUT DUMB!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast Gavin (Bison) sits down with a local Nashville Artist, Adam Corbin, to discuss all things Country Music, Nashville, and... licking toes?! (umm.... let me puke a little!) Adam discusses the best artist Nationally, and Locally that came out of their Mother's Womb with "voices of angels" and Artists that need to get some musical advice. Morgan Wallen may or may not be in one of those categories, and NOT the one you think. HOT TAKE! Gavin (Bison) does bring Adam to the table to answer some immature and inappropriate questions that sounded bad when asked BUT ONLY got worse when answered. Lastly, YOU SPRAYED YOURSELF if you thought the Gavin (Bison) wearing socks TOO MUCH would stop... because Adam goes in on him!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast Gavin (Bison) discusses junk drawers?! Yes... junk drawers! The drawers in your house where many weird or displaced items take up residency. This type of drawer found in houses across the world goes back to the days of Jesus... but why are there junk drawers in bathrooms? Teenage Gavin (Bison) discovered these junk drawers and MUCH MORE cause of it. Let's say... the first pair of Magazine Boobs were seen, and he has lived long enough to tell about it! Gavin (Bison) finishes the episode with a long list of WEIRD and OUTRAGEOUS items people have admitted having in their junk drawer. YOU SPRAYED YOURSELF if it's a Jaw Bone... yes, someone admitted that!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast Gavin (Bison) discusses the repercussions from Episode 22 of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast. How even a week after the episode aired and after a Tinder Date, the very minute after a VERY physically activity time, she asked... "Did you wear socks?!" Gavin (Bison) also discusses all the names and people he has been called or said he looks like. Some are... BAD! Some are... NOWHERE CLOSE!... Some are... THEY CAN'T SAY GAVIN! All in all, YOU SPRAYED YOURSELF if you look like Gavin (Bison) because you look like a CRABBY CARTOON TEACHER and a RAP ARTIST!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) was scrolling through TikTok before sitting down to record this episode. He came across a fellow Nashville lady asking for "someone to save her because her plans fell through for the night. So was doing the worst thing, which was online shopping." Well, Gavin (Bison) did what he does... slide into her comments for her to join the episode. And she said... YES! This episode is filled with Gavin (Bison) and Jess Miller discussing the ridiculous things that the men in Florida are getting in trouble for. All while Jess bashes Gavin (Bison) for wearing socks while "doing the nasty." Jess did just go on a date with Matt Wurnig, 50 States 50 Dates, and Gavin (Bison) asked a question that related to the advice Matt gave him... all about "his Hog." There is too much to in this episode that screams, "YA SPRAYED YOURSELF," so leaving it at this... if you are going to suck someone's toes, at least get some money for it!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to Google Search, "the most ridiculous and inappropriate Would You Rather Questions." He got the questions he wanted in 30 seconds. But now... Gavin (Bison) needed a guest and one that would match the energy and inappropriate humor, and BOOM it happened! He sat down with LGBTQ Advocate and Local Salon Owner, Addie, or as some call her... Ponyboy Johns, to ask some wildly immature questions that left them questioning. The type of questioning one does after one walks into the kitchen to their parents buck naked and thrusting like ain't no one looking. Yup... they SPRAYED THEMSELVES cause there was someone looking and left them scarred for life.

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down with a question on his brain... "why is it now Hot Fudge that is causing people to go to a euphoric place?!" Hot Fudge made a long-time huge Pop Singing Artist about having an orgasm on Instagram. Who you might ask?! Well... "it's Britney, B*tch!" Britney Spears about a week ago posted an Instagram Reel that had EVERYONE spinning in laughter because it truly sounded like a PornHub video was happening on Instagram before our not so virgin eyes. Gavin (Bison) sits down to break down the video and the timeline of Britney Spears, from the bald-headed version to the Hot Fudge orgasm version. But people... DON'T SPRAY YOURSELF by talking sexually to food because they won't talk or act back.

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down with the Olympics on his brain. But not to discuss what has happened in the Olympics... To talk about games that we should add to the Olympic Games. Have you ever seen Joey Chesnut eat a Hot Dog?! Well that is a sight to see, and will give one these thoughts of... "What other crazy games should be added?" This type of Olympic Games would ONLY be put on in ONE CITY... Vegas. Lastly, well firstly in the episode, Gavin (Bison) discusses Super Bowl LVI, as his Los Angeles Rams are playing in the BIG GAME. Predictions are made, and YOU ARE SPRAYING YOURSELF if you think something else would happen. PS... Tom Brady there is a SPECIAL Message for you too!... LMAO

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down with a Beer Enthusiast, Chris Patrick. Chris takes us to a place of WELL-priced beer from breweries all over the United States. These beers are well sought after and will take the drinker to a place of euphoria. Gavin (Bison) takes this time to listen and take notes on the beers he should be drinking and compare the prices to how many monthly subscriptions of a certain website he could get. But that is not it! Gavin (Bison) and Chris dissect the time that they left their former boss with a HUGE container of Mayo and his mind spinning on how he bought it. If this episode will teach you ONE THING, to go to all the Breweries and buy all the beer that sounds like a sexual innuendo. Otherwise... You are SPRAYING YOURSELF!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to talk condiments. Yes... the things that people put on their food or.... in condoms?! Well... that's what Drake did! But in this episode, Gavin (Bison) discusses the weird new trends that are happening in today's world due to TikTok. Example... Drake using it in used condoms and Lizzo putting something on Oreos. Both are weirdly... WEIRD! Don't be fooled cause this episode is like sex... it is SO MUSTARD!