Don't Tell Our Wives: Warm Beer, Cheap Comedy, and News

We start this episode like we do every other week, complete stupidity. We then go into a news story about a man from Idaho, who stacked 30 bars of wet soap in one minute. That is one bar of soap stacked every 2 seconds. Can you do this? We then decided to take on one of David Rush's world records...featuring blueberries, lawnmowers (running of course), and growing extra long fingernails. We then discussed the world records we wouldn't want to go after, such as eating hot dogs at a nude beach.

Once we get off the topic of of records, we quickly get into discussing things you wouldn't want to be several times larger than they are. It's immediately goes to body parts, bowling balls, and bees. Jethrow hates the idea of giant bees.

After talking about having large fingers, the Honch tells us about a woman who went into a McDonalds, got upset, and decided to empty a few gun casings in the restaurant. The bullet went into the ceiling, maybe she was angry over Honch's Big Mac. 

Lasty, we discuss Arby's taking on vegetarians by creating carrots made out of meat to make a mockery of the market, which includes the food world starting to adopt things like Beyond Burgers. You can buy 'meat carrots' now. 

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We start off this week's episode like every other one, with a terrible introduction (thanks D).

We jump right in to news coming out of Las Vegas. Grasshoppers have taken the 'sin city' by storm. While we didn't discuss it, a restaurant used the grasshoppers on their pizza, or if you're some sort of fusion place...then there you go. The craziest part of this whole thing is that the grasshoppers show up on the weather radar. We then discussed how Honch cleans...including waxing. 

After discussing the 'swarm', Jethrow digs into the questions that he finds on the Internet. He was curious about what insults sound classy. We also gave Honch a new nickname "two thumbs up Honch". If you have some classy insults that make you sound intelligent, let us know.

As we stop talking about 'Old English' insults, Honch tells us about a woman who is marrying her Golden Retriever, after living part of her life with over 200 unsucessful dates. She was seeking out something that has always worked and has always been there for the better. Dating was not working.

In other news, Canada is overly sensitive about womens razors. The country issued a recall...based on well, no one calling to complain about the razor. Can we just stick to positive things like poutine? Razors are designed to work. 

We ended this episode by going on...and on...and on about peanut butter.

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On this episode of Delay Radio, we have a lot of news, some questions from the Internet,naked scooting, and Tesla drivers.

We start off this episode trying to talk about the topics we have, but we end up doing Adam Sandler's character, Waterboy (and poorly). So to get us started off, imagine if you will...you're sleeping in your house (or maybe you are at work), someone breaks in and cleans your house. Here's the kicker though, they didn't steal anything. They vacuumed, cleaned the rugs, made beds...they did everything. Whoever the would be cleaner was, made some origami roses and left them on the toilet paper.

After going on about Honch cleaning his house..the Jethrow searches Reddit for the best questions. What minor inconveniences you can give people? How about if your sleeves rolled down every time you washed your hands. 

After talking about ruining peoples' day, Honch discusses looking at pictures of large men on scooters. Actually...it's because a man got pulled over and couldn't figure out why, but the cop called out the fact that the man was naked. We then get into the weirdest things that we've done in the nude. The D collected the mail in the nude. 

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On this episode of Delay Radio, we discuss the finest of bar offers, including free drinks...or free bar shots. \ people ask. For every goal scored, a bar was offering free drinks for every goal...and let's just say that after a 13-1 win by the US team, the bar made a lot of people REALLY drunk. The owners said that they didn't think people would really go after it, but I mean, they did advertise it..so they have to honor it. I guess they learned their lesson. We then discuss some of the weirdest drink dares we've done, including a cement mixers. Have you ever had a cement mixer? One word. Curdles. Also a fun facts: Bubba sticks to cheap beer and beer pong, and apparently Jethrow loves Jungle Juice. 

Jethrow then dives into questions from Reddit. He finds the best (or worst) questions asked on the platform. This week, lolcheese asks if, "What is the cringiest way someone has demonstrated a lack of awareness." D someone get a finger taken off, and was on his way back from lunch, so he didn't immediately know that it was a real finger. Honch was going to college 'when texting first started', where he witnessed a girl get hit by a car because she wasn't paying attention. Jethrow used to work on home Internet for people, so he was on a roof, and the guy he was working with was working on his phone, walking backwards. You should probably pay attention to what you're doing before you WALK OFF A ROOF. And as it turns out, he did fall off the roof.

If you didn't know by now, the Honch goes on the road a lot for work. So he came up with a segment called, "Rules of The Road". He really likes to talk to the guys about his travel stories. Honch goes to a lot of hotels, and he shares his experience with hotel hot tubs and pools. He believes that they are super disgusting, and full of jizz. Gross. We then talk about who knows what, including someone jumping into a city fountain. 

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Before each episode, the team chats, gets caught up on everything going on, and we get ready to record the episode...and the mics are always on. In this little bonus clip, Jethrow and D were discussing an episode of Howard Stern, where a porn video called 'Oh Bill' was shared because of the woman's deep, growl voice. We sent it to Honch while he was remote, and well, he was unable to turn it off. Frantically trying to get it off because of the loud volume, the porn won! We captured it before it was too late, so here is Honch trying to get porn off his phone so he doesn't wake up people in the hotel. 

Prepared to be eternally haunted on your entire work commute, with our newest member, Bubba. We started off with a story about Colorado, where there was some construction taking place. As anyone would do, they used Google Maps to get around the mess, and the alternate route took them down a dirt road in the middle of nowhere. And if you happen to get diverted in Denver...to or from the airport, you can maybe count on Bubba to get you out.

And then we talk about when Bubba unintentionally failed a drug test (while on a prescription drug that he was supposed to be on). We went down to Ann Arbor, where Bubba had to get an MRI scan, and they were concerned with his health when he was taking the medicine he was supposed to. But it ended up being okay, because he was taking what he was supposed to. 

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We start off this episode with a terrible opening, complements of the D. We start off with a story coming out of Thailand (it's more than Pad Thai). A cafe that once you finish your latte, will lock you inside a coffin, forcing you to question everything about your life. We're not sure how long they will lock you in it, but it will be for more than a few minutes, and perhaps forever you don't pay your bill. Honch will have a panic attack if they put him in a coffin. Would you go to this cafe?

We then try to get into other topics, while making bad references to Ryan Reynolds and Deadpool. But quickly get into the fact that Honch is not a gamer, but D and Jethrow are. Jethrow has been playing Halo 5 and decided that as a joke, he joined a clan where people take the subject of military seriously, complete with call signs, ranks, and whatever else you can think of. What we do learn is that some people take themselves way too seriously.

After taking about Jethrow's gaming adventures, we dive into Honch's "Rule of The Road". As luck would have it, Honch travels all the time and he discusses his luck with the continental breakfast, including a recap of typical items on the menu. He may take your kid out to get to Raisin Bran. The one thing he won't go after is the hard boiled eggs. 

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We start off this episode in the worst way. The D totally drops the ball on the opening...which is honestly a common thing. Once we get into the news, a Michigan man who was in the process of getting a divorce, won $30 million dollars, and now has to split it with his future ex-wife. Honch says he can help out, but the only thing he can go after is some Arby's. We then discuss the top thing we would buy immediately if we won the lottery. Jethrow would buy a bowling alley, how midwestern of him. 

After figuring out what to do with our lottery winnings, Jethrow goes into the best question he found on Reddit for the week. What is the worst song to strip to? We covered the gamut of Eric Clapton to flight of the bumblebee. 

In a new segment, the Honch talks about the "Rules of The Road", where he talks about his travels. This week, the Honch was in the Midwest, where in the middle of the night, a woman gets into his hotel room. He's never seen knees this bad. 

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On this episode, we for whatever reason, can't get away from Florida in the news. However, it is Jethrow that starts us off with a very unique review from eBay, which a family had purchased an airport security checkpoint toy. Needless to say, these kids will be forever haunted, and perhaps will never travel in their lives....ever.

Between robbing stories, Jethrow and D discuss breaking into a city pool. After that the Honch, discusses a man takes money, but leaves his address behind.....he of course, was caught by the police.

As we kick of this Friday's episode of Delay Radio, the Honch comes in via Skype because he can't help but play around in Canada. 

It starts off with one of the best Florida man stories to date. A man in Florida has been charged with hitting his girlfriend with a cheeseburger in bed while she was sleeping. When she woke up, he kept hitting her with the cheeseburger. We then discuss the top 3 foods we would want to be slapped in the face with - and a throwback to an 80's movie hit, Real Genius.

We then move into questions from Reddit - where we figure out the cheap purchases we've made in our lives, where we later regretted it. The moral of the story is, never buy cheap toilet paper...or hookers.

After Q's from the Reddit, a man who committed arson, didn't like the photo that the police had. So he took a new photo and sent it to the police she that he looked better on TV.