Doom Generation

You've let your Doom in through the front door, but we won't leave that way (we're more back door gals). In our tiddiest episode yet, our non-tweaker butterfly takes us into Robin Hood times for The Last Unicorn. Enjoy a Gershwin break, a Paul Lynde skeleton, forehead orifices, magical bulls, and a talking ass pirate cat. We fondly remember the Summer of Scrumptch and Nicole calls the last unicorn a bitch, and we give you the three tiddy jinx on this episode of Doom Generation. 

Happy New Year! Put on your pleather and join us for industrial night as we enter The Matrix. Who needs a sequel when we have the original? A car so cool, Nicole actually bothers to look it up. Cowboy Curtis and his trickery. Why so many ports?! Keep your hands off our belly buttons! Dejá vù still makes us think there is a glitch in the Matrix. AI becoming more human than human. Joey Pants was right, blue pill all the way. A red pill never helped with a New Year hangover, but Doom Generation can! 

It's a holly jolly episode of Doom Generation. Christmas is here (If you survived the night)! Jerry Goldsmith is redeemed, we put some respect on Michael Winslow's name, DG goes ACAB, Montgomery Ward memories, mass hysteria, the reason Nicole's husband's parents made him leave the room, mass hysteria, the cuteness that outweighs the trauma, and MORE on this episode! HO HO HO! 

The Commish is BAACK! We go Walken in a Winter Wonderland with a plethora of FREE Christopher Walken impressions by Tessa! We ponder whether a bird in the mouth is worth two shits in the throat. Alfred continues to get NO breaks! Let's jump into the skinny dick-mobile, crack that whip, and throw a baby in the river. All of this and more on this episode of Doom Generation, because when you a lick a man...you KNOW what he tastes like. 

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We go alias Sloane Peterson in this pre-Scientology Tom Cruise vee-hickle. Unicorn dreams, glitter lung, and Big Daddy D listening to the rhythm of his heart. Take some elderberry wine shots, get your crispy Jheri curl on point, and get loved by the sun. Legends can be now and forever on Doom Generation. 

Happy slaughter night! It's episode 25 and a holiday so let us help you celebrate with this incest and sex heavy episode. Sibling homicidal ideation intensifies, we shall seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade (when we retire). Debbie, you nasty bish. Red flags and background checks, the Fester and Thing "connection", firm proof of incest, and Cousin Itt's long silken pubes. Wednesday goes hard on wypipo, Gomez is ageist, unforgivable pastels, and more! We are thankful for all of you! 

This week we find out whether Tessa knows our social media handles. We have a new research assistant with us in the garage, welcome Liana! We relive our Anne Rice (Ms. Rice, if you're nasty) vampire romance teen fantasies on this episode. We discuss the possible alternate castings (Rutger Hauer as Lestat?). We discover that Melissa Etheridge is like Candyman. We make Dave Navarro abortion jokes and hope we don't get sued by Carmen Electra. We discuss the "pommes frites incident", Claudia gets turnt, Claudia is an anchor baby, the largest merkin, Denis d'oeuvres, Tessa doing her best Antonio Banderas impression, and taunting immortality. All this and more!