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We pay tribute to our favorite holiday, Halloween! We remember our favorite costumes, candy, TV specials, movies, and commercials from our childhood. Enjoy our chat about (among other things) the death of River Phoenix, traumatizing toddlers, pumpkin tiddy nipples, the full size candy bar myth, McDonald's Nugget Buddies, our mutual hatred of haunted houses, the Fall book fair, the Hallmark Boo Bazaar, Disney's Halloween Treat, Garfield's Halloween Adventure (including fat shaming Binky the Clown), Donald Dick (no that's not a typo), and dooming the next generation to love Halloween. (Featuring Nicole's son making mischief in the background). Enjoy this commercial-free Halloween treat!
***Link to videos mentioned in episode***
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It's Devil's Night and Tessa's 40th birthday and it's time to FIRE IT UP! Join us in reliving our teen goth fantasy in this beautiful tragedy of a film. The bad guy's name is "Top Dollar" (really??) and he and his half-sister (who he is sleeping with) freebase eyeballs?! I mean between that and the beauty that is Brandon Lee, what else do you really need?
We continue our month of Halloween fun with our first actually scary movie. Casanova Frankenstein does John Waters doing Vincent Price in this look inside rich people games. Is it flirtatious banter or homicidal intent? How did Lisa Loeb get wrapped up in this? Haunted emails, poor gun etiquette, cheekbone glitter, getting your face melon balled, tiddies & monstrosities, karma for fingering a corpse, Mango's attorneys will contact you, Debbie Mazar's best day, and we discover that being adopted is the best defense from vengeful spirits.
Nicole says "yeah" 37 times, our mystery "hard no", the perfection of Angelica Huston, put work into your Gomez game, Cousin Itt loves hair hoppers, pay attention to your furniture Gomez!, true crime moments, attempted sibling homicides, auction horniness, are Morticia and Gomez second cousins, we get Pinderschloshed, spilling the tea on Calpernia Addams, bumpin 2 legit 2 quit in Itt's little whip, never live next door to a judge, Green Jello references, MC Hammer ruining romantic moments, and more!
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