Godwin isn't gonna stand for Jay making fun of his weight, and he decides to let him know exactly how much he's lost and how well he's doing. Si loves everything about the state of Mississippi, especially the Homes of Hope for Children. He recounts the time a prank was played on him at the Longleaf Plantation ... and how it took him a second to realize it. And why doesn't he like chicken pot pie? Stone knows exactly where Willie learned not to sit still and elaborates on all the customization he's had to do for Si's childproof, Si-proof, Willie-proof deer stand. Si and Jay take turns making fun of Willie for how he acts in the blinds. Jay wonders why people choose parking spots close to the door, and John-David explains the science of why it doesn't matter. 

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It's an emotional episode, people! Martin is TIRED but happy, and he can't wait to tell you all about his twins, Waylon and Jackson, and their first 12 days in the world. Martin also talks about what it was like for him and Brittany when one of the boys was admitted to the NICU. John-David shares his family's NICU experience, and he and Martin offer encouragement for parents who are currently dealing with newborns in the NICU. Uncle Si and Phillip ask all the new-dad questions you'd expect, and the boys all weigh in on how science and faith can coexist.

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Willie encountered a machete-wielding gorilla in the Democratic Republic of Congo and lived to tell the tale. Godwin stuns the room with his persimmon prophecy skills, and Willie declares Godwin the Woodsy Martha Stewart. Uncle Si recalls witnessing drunk deer farting in the Alabama forest. And John-David asks the boys for their best — and worst — marriage advice.

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Uncle Si recalls how a young Phil Robertson greeted an uninvited and unwelcome visitor to his seedy motel room. Si and Stone went hunting with BK, and unexpectedly, her deer "came back to life." Si is convinced Jase is three-quarters wood duck. Jay excites Si and John-David with a story of a "large black cat" running in the woods. Godwin and Jay give great advice on how to split up chores around the house, and John-David has an important message about not taking time for granted.

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Si talks about the most terrifying moment of his life (that may or may not have involved a Sasquatch). The boys discuss whether their instinct is fight or flight, and no one is surprised by Si's. John-David finally gets the conclusion he needed for his chili debate. Godwin talks about his experiences at a renaissance festival in Texas. Martin gives advice for those moving to Florida, and Si talks about hunting in Phil and Kay's front yard. John-David is adamant that he will never try Miss Kay's squirrel brains.

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Korie Robertson says Willie was once absolutely sure she was growing an Adam's apple — and didn't tell her! She also divulges Willie's critical fishing mistakes and reveals how long John-David actually wet the bed. What do you like eating now that you didn't when you were younger? Martin talks about changing taste buds and they all agree on one thing: blue cheese is terrible. Si is still bitter at the squirrels who ate all his treasured strawberries one summer, plus that time his weenie dog, Merlin, beat him to his garden tomato. Martin doesn't miss the smell of wilted salad and hot vinegar dressing in his grandma's house. And Si describes his adventure in a mustard field in Germany that he — surprisingly — remembers quite well. 

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Si gets philosophical about life, death, and why he failed algebra. Martin debunks this with the REAL reason. Stone tells the story of Si almost dying while he reeled in a redfish. And is it worth it to pay for preassembled furniture? Si and Martin think so. Stone describes how the mind can twist specific events around ... like when it comes to "seeing" black panthers. John-David gets his own black panther hat — since he's the other believer in the room. Plus, the boys share encouragement for a fan who feels he's not doing enough for his wife and family. 

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Martin has an epiphany about Si's failure to smile in pictures. John-David freaks out when he sees a photo of Si in skinny jeans. Phillip is amazed that Si was able to walk a beehive back home safely. Martin and Si tell the story of Phil's encounter with some angry bees. And the guys give advice on which first date scenario would be best: a plane ride or something more simple like a coffee date.

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Si remembers his first kiss like it was yesterday, which has all the boys trying to recall their first kisses. John-David and Si freak out over an emotional support alligator in Pennsylvania. Martin takes up the big debate: Do beans belong in chili? Godwin almost lost his boat on the way to do some Sunday fishing. Godwin thinks Si could start a new crop top fashion trend. And John-David is shocked to find out NASA intentionally collided with an asteroid in space. 

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Martin's wife, Brittany, is ready for her pregnancy to be over but not QUITE ready to have twins living in their unfinished house. Brittany and Martin talk about the new habits they've grown comfortable with, like mint chocolate chip ice cream and Waffle House, why Brittany's not allowed to text Martin updates anymore, and their advice for any soon-to-be parents of twins. Si and John-David want to know what weird, uncomfortable things people have said or done to them. And Martin, Brittany, and the boys answer a letter dropped off in person by newlyweds having a tough time.

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