Si gets philosophical about life, death, and why he failed algebra. Martin debunks this with the REAL reason. Stone tells the story of Si almost dying while he reeled in a redfish. And is it worth it to pay for preassembled furniture? Si and Martin think so. Stone describes how the mind can twist specific events around ... like when it comes to "seeing" black panthers. John-David gets his own black panther hat — since he's the other believer in the room. Plus, the boys share encouragement for a fan who feels he's not doing enough for his wife and family. 

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Martin has an epiphany about Si's failure to smile in pictures. John-David freaks out when he sees a photo of Si in skinny jeans. Phillip is amazed that Si was able to walk a beehive back home safely. Martin and Si tell the story of Phil's encounter with some angry bees. And the guys give advice on which first date scenario would be best: a plane ride or something more simple like a coffee date.

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Si remembers his first kiss like it was yesterday, which has all the boys trying to recall their first kisses. John-David and Si freak out over an emotional support alligator in Pennsylvania. Martin takes up the big debate: Do beans belong in chili? Godwin almost lost his boat on the way to do some Sunday fishing. Godwin thinks Si could start a new crop top fashion trend. And John-David is shocked to find out NASA intentionally collided with an asteroid in space. 

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Martin's wife, Brittany, is ready for her pregnancy to be over but not QUITE ready to have twins living in their unfinished house. Brittany and Martin talk about the new habits they've grown comfortable with, like mint chocolate chip ice cream and Waffle House, why Brittany's not allowed to text Martin updates anymore, and their advice for any soon-to-be parents of twins. Si and John-David want to know what weird, uncomfortable things people have said or done to them. And Martin, Brittany, and the boys answer a letter dropped off in person by newlyweds having a tough time.

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Phil and Miss Kay are known for the pets they keep, be it the revolving door of Bobos and Bebes or their hunting dogs. Martin and Jay reminisce about Phil's great retriever, Blue, and his odd personality, and Si remembers being Blue's pee target whenever he tried to take a nap. Si has the boys howling about Jase's suggestion that Blue live in the house with Phil and Miss Kay for a few weeks. Jay talks about how protective the late Bobo was and even shows some videos in his honor. Martin shares the piece of advice he's plain TIRED of hearing and gives an update on how Brittany is doing in the final days of her pregnancy. John-David can't believe he's never heard Si tell the story of the time a squirrel bit him — and the subsequent lesson that squirrel quickly learned. And we're all praying for a friend of the show, Zac Stephens, who just went through a leg amputation after a terrible accident. 

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Uncle Si's wife, Christine Robertson, is here to set the record straight on more of the stories Si's been telling. Miss Christine reveals all the things she's confiscated from her husband over the years and what it takes to spend more than 50 years with Si. Si wants a 21-cannon salute when he passes on — "It's a party, boys!" Christine drops straight truth about Si's "bongo bells" obsession. Si tells Martin and John-David what happened when he tried to be "normal." Christine reveals young Si's footwear choices and how he quickly ruined them. And Si and Christine share the best advice about marriage, love, and the most fun thing they've ever done.

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Uncle Si nearly busts a rib laughing at the Spanish dub of "Duck Dynasty." Martin gives his twins a pep talk ahead of their big debut. The boys think Si would be a strong addition to Life Alert ads. John-David has a close encounter with a time traveler at the Honey Hole. Martin can't take the utter stupidity of the Department of Agriculture's move to stop duck hunters from spreading avian flu. Godwin's blood sugar dips so he dives into a can of Vienna sausages ... much to John-David's dismay. And the boys share their tips for how new duck hunters should get started.

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Si is back, Jack!!! While he's new and improved, he's still recovering and feeling a little rough. Phillip and Si share some hilarious hospital stories, including stealing wheelchairs, putting on hospital gowns backwards, filling up bedpans, and accidentally calling for nurses 24/7. Si's wearing a cool black panther hat sent in by a fan — and all the boys are jealous. Martin and John-David help Si give advice on how to spend more time with your kids when you work a full week. John-David and Phillip talk about whether going to church is something you have to do. And thank you — everyone! — for keeping America's favorite uncle in your thoughts and prayers.

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Si picks the hands-down winner in a fight between Superman and Batman in this episode recorded before his lung surgery. John-David thinks time travel in movies is just wrong. Godwin recalls a bull-riding injury. Si shares more about his surgery. And if the boys could time-travel to biblical times, who would want to see the Red Sea parting, and which one would choose to be there at the feeding of the 5,000 with loaves and fish? Plus, they share some advice with a fellow hunter who's frustrated with his friend.

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Si talks about the lung operation he's been eagerly awaiting and why now is the right time. Godwin says Si has always been full of hot air. Si wonders who invented the very first alphabet. What's the most unusual thing the boys have seen in the woods? Si wishes he could be a flying squirrel, but he will NOT join John-David on any roller coasters. Godwin relives his first roller coaster ride on Space Mountain. Plus, the boys give some advice to a fan who's worried about his wife & her family not being Christians.

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