It's been confirmed by professionals: Si has very pretty feet! Godwin started it, y'all asked for it, and we delivered: The boys finally got PEDICURES! Si and Godwin enjoy their relaxing morning while Martin and John-David struggle to keep straight faces during the tickling and pain. The boys all agree John-David's feet are WEIRD and can't get over how murky their foot bath water became. Si wonders how long the polish on his newly-painted toenails will last — and what Christine will think about his scrubbed and polished feet. Back in the duck call room, John-David poses some questions sent in by fans, including "Why is dating harder now than it was in the past?" and "What are good apology gifts?"

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Willie & Korie Robertson almost had a "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" moment at their house after a big ball of grease clogged up the septic tank. Uncle Si claims he'd only need one thing to survive on a desert island ... but it has one big drawback. Stone gets the boys talking about how they deal with an upset wife. Si recalls a batch of ice cream that made him sick. John-David and Martin compare the candy at their grandparents' houses. Stone remembers a time his Army training came in handy when he needed to relieve himself in the middle of a lake, and then the boys discuss their strategies for not having any pieces re-emerge. Stone says he wants to get his first Dickies jumpsuit, and the boys all want to help him find the one he should buy, plus the accessories to complete "the look." The boys are shocked to hear Si's unpopular opinion about Shaq-style basketball. The boys laugh at their favorite "Joe Dirt" lines. Martin and Stone give advice for what a new girlfriend should cook for her boyfriend's family. And who has the better cornbread: Lisa or Missy?

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Si's commercial made it to the Super Bowl — but how? And what's with all the ads for EVs? John-David is excited to tell everyone his son caught his first fish by himself, and that makes Godwin proud. Martin gets Brittany out of the house for Valentine's Day via concert tickets while he watches the twins. Si tells the funny story of how he lost at poker to Willie and needed a loan from him to keep playing. Martin recounts his sad discovery when he drove up to Duck Commander and saw the aftermath of a hawk killing a small, weak mallard drake. John-David shows Si what it would be like for snakes to fall on top of him from the ceiling, and Martin gives advice for anyone nervous to get married and talks about how to keep Jesus in the center of your relationship. 

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We’re hearing ALL about how the boys met and continue to romance their wives, such as pizza-or-makeout and squirrel hunting! Si reveals WHY he started talking so much. Martin, Godwin & John-David all wonder where their empty cups go so quick. Paula admits she has a compulsion issue. Godwin doesn’t understand why Paula doesn’t like the way he deals with his dirty laundry. John-David's wife, Alyson, has one simple request for Valentine's Day. Everyone takes turns guessing what the other wants for a Valentine's Day meal and John-David tells everyone his favorite gift which still makes Godwin uncomfortable. Plus, what do Paula and Alyson REALLY think of their husbands' beards? And is there such a thing as the "right time" or the "right age" to get married? 

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Si loves meeting his fans, and he might have met the biggest (and youngest?) one he's ever had! The boys come up with a great idea for a new kind of pie — but has someone done this already? Stone has all the room wishing for more pork belly. Godwin reminds the boys they're still on the hook for getting a pedicure with him. Martin, Stone, and Si excitedly tell the story of when Billy the Exterminator and his crew attempted to clear a duck blind of cottonmouths and what REALLY happened after the cameras were off that had everyone running away as fast as they could. Stone is fixin' to be in TROUBLE when BK calls wondering why he isn't at her school to take her home. Si and Stone give marriage advice to a military wife and her husband. And Martin tries on Si's glasses to see if they really do tint everything green ... or chartreuse. 

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Uncle Si and John-David crack down on why it's exhausting to frown. Jay complains his bed is full of too many decorative pillows, and the guys all agree that their wives are to blame. Si talks about how his truck's self-steering scared him and predicts the future of how Judgment Day will play out which sounds oddly similar to a popular 80s movie. Martin picks on Si for his love of Western movies and how many hours a day he spends watching them. The room is in awe when a fan sends a testimonial of Si's advice working for him. And John-David shows everyone the new "Duck Call Room" fan who has a very familiar name.

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Si Robertson is still not dead, and he's had it with viral death hoaxes scaring his family and friends. Si's wife, Christine, can't stand his new glasses. John-David has an update on the hate mail he received and the unexpected turn it took, and Phillip praises Si on his social media commenting skills, which may or may not be Phillip's own commenting skills. The room finds out Martin grew up with a parrot, and John-David is in shock. Si has no idea how old his cat is, and Martin and Phillip give great advice on what to do if your girlfriend moves far away for college. 

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Martin's wife, Brittany, brings the twin boys in for a visit and to meet Uncle Si — and she and Martin give the boys an update on how things are going. Martin confesses he and Brittany love playing Mario Kart but maybe get a little too competitive while racing. John-David talks about how he got his boys an Xbox for Christmas and wants nothing more than to throw it into the pond, and Si gives his Super Bowl predictions and favorite Super Bowl meals. John-David asks everyone what their dream job was growing up, and Martin and Si both have ridiculous answers that will leave you rolling with laughter.

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Godwin spills his secret to a long and happy marriage with Paula: joining her when she gets her pedicures! "Do what your woman wants all summer and she'll leave you alone in the winter!" The boys can't believe it, but they have SO many questions. Uncle Si is so fascinated by this that he tries to convince Martin and John-David to all go with Godwin next time and hey, go the extra mile by getting their nails painted too! Plus, how does Si know all the late-night commercials if he fast-forwards through them (allegedly)? Then Martin answers what it means to hunt with other hunting legends who are technically the competition — like Jim Ronquest — and when you work with a family member, how do you quit the job without seeming rude? 

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Uncle Si's new sunglasses are in ... and they're something all right! Martin and Jay make fun of Si's deer-hunting abilities, and John-David is offended by how bowling alleys keep scores. Martin forgot to make the baby bottles before leaving for a hunting trip, and John-David suggests two phrases Martin can use to help the situation. Jay points out those two phrases have never been uttered by a Robertson, and Uncle Si doesn't disagree. John-David and Stone talk to Madison, the new producer, about how often wives call their husbands. Jay recounts the last fight he ever had with his brother — and it was a doozy. That has Martin remembering his last fight with his older brother. The email has been flooded with a weird looking black cat from Missouri, and the guys debate whether it's a black panther or not.

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