Si gets a surprise call from Houston that puts him one step closer to breathing easy. Martin warns that T-shirts with pockets aren’t just dumb — they’re dangerous. Godwin returns from his beach trip with sage advice about what to do when someone pees in the pool. Si recalls surfing with a sea turtle in Hawaii and a close encounter with an army of one-armed crabs. John-David gets the boys to give their best wedding advice to a listener. And Si runs a hilarious cost-benefit analysis on a fan’s relationship.

-

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is still recovering from his wife's podcast debut, and Phillip shares his favorite Christine story — the time he first saw her perform a simple maneuver to instantly drain Si's battery. Si is not a fan of the beach coming anywhere near his orifices. John-David's family runs into the sorriest rhinos ever — because they're goats. Si's kidneys may just be the eighth wonder of the world, and the scientist in Martin has questions. And the boys serve up advice on how to handle an in-law who overstays her welcome and how to quit a job.

-

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson welcomes the one person who can debunk his wildest stories — the woman you've wanted to meet since "Duck Dynasty" premiered — his wife, Christine Robertson. Si's "mean redhead" pokes holes in his version of their love story, and Martin and John-David can't get enough of it! She also talks candidly about her struggle with infertility and reveals the hilarious way Si found out about her one-in-a-million pregnancy. Si recalls the time an innocent joke got him busted for "wife swapping" in the military. Miss Christine dishes on Si's weirdest habits. And she joins the boys in giving advice to a 19-year-old guy who has divorce papers on the way after just two weeks of marriage.

-

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jase Robertson made a MESS of his proposal to Missy, and that inspires Uncle Si, Martin, and John-David to share their proposal stories. But first, Si wants a pet alligator for Duck Commander. Martin ranks Phil Robertson's hunting dogs, and John-David wants to know why Jase has the least manly dogs on the planet. Phillip learns the hard way why you NEVER do yard work in shorts — and ends up nearly naked in his yard. And the boys offer advice to a girl who's been crushing on her friend for 15 years.

-

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and the boys hold nothing back on America's cultural and spiritual breakdown and the recent mass shootings in Buffalo and Uvalde. But first, Martin reveals his favorite sauces and the best gift he ever gave Brittany, and Stone shares his mouthwatering shrimp recipe. John-David admits his mom ate high-mercury seafood during her pregnancy and says it didn't affect him at all ... or so he thinks. And Martin and Si offer advice on the best way to give your significant other space.

-

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson is no flower child ... or is he? Martin makes fun of John-David's pitiful Tom Petty knowledge, Si is a huge fan of "American Idol," and Godwin will wreck his truck air drumming to Rush. The boys debate the flat Earth theory and whether Taylor Swift ruined country music. John-David asks listeners to flood the Buc-ee's email to get one opened in West Monroe. Si is full of bull (stories). And Martin drops some major wisdom about temptation and managing your finances.

-

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie "got hurt really bad" by a menu — so bad he devised a strategy to thwart the tyranny of preselected restaurant menus. Uncle Si gets surgical advice from Willie. Willie gets a gig singing backup on Sadie's upcoming music project. Martin hates sharing food with his wife. Willie is pumped about Camp Ch-Yo-Ca, and Si reminisces about his days at summer camp. Willie finally settles on a nickname for his new assistant and compares the new guy to John-David. Martin tries to guess the answers to Willie's security questions. And Willie and Si offer advice on how to share the Gospel.

-

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si will believe the 1969 moon landing was real when he receives one final piece of evidence. Martin points out a major problem with boneless, skinless chicken thighs, but he has the solution! Si has a major issue with meteorologists. Stone floats an awesome idea for a new TV channel. Si reveals the coolest thing he's heard all week and decides he's no longer into duck hunting. The boys debate BBQ sauces and whether Si is telling the truth about seeing a three-foot frog with legs like a turkey. And John-David stirs the rocky mountain oyster pot.

-

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is gearing up for lung surgery, and he's absolutely fascinated by the procedure. Martin has strong feelings about the baby formula crisis and the greatest theft in America. Si and John-David speculate about Jesus' blood type. The boys discuss where they'd move if they could live anywhere. Si is having fun with the Almighty. Godwin wins the day by naming the three ways to get to Alaska. And Martin offers advice to first-time expectant parents.

-

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Korie breaks down her heated debate with Bella and discovers that she and Martin are the rednecks in the room. Godwin reveals what happened to his hot tub from "Duck Dynasty" and which Robertson someone mistook him for. John-David recalls the time his head went through Korie's windshield — while she was babysitting him. Martin is your surprise connection for car-cleaning tips. Korie shares the top two questions she gets wherever she goes. (Hint: They're about Uncle Si and Godwin.) And Korie and the boys have advice for someone who feels like God has forgotten about her.

-

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices