Si talks about the lung operation he's been eagerly awaiting and why now is the right time. Godwin says Si has always been full of hot air. Si wonders who invented the very first alphabet. What's the most unusual thing the boys have seen in the woods? Si wishes he could be a flying squirrel, but he will NOT join John-David on any roller coasters. Godwin relives his first roller coaster ride on Space Mountain. Plus, the boys give some advice to a fan who's worried about his wife & her family not being Christians.

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Si caught a friend flirting with Christine while she was pregnant, and he has never been angrier in his life. The boys reveal their worst nightmares, and Si tells the story of how close his came to being true! Martin wishes Phil Robertson had been neighbors with John-David when he thought he'd been robbed. Godwin's diabetes-friendly diet is getting a little boost from his favorite Jimmy Dean creation. Si and Godwin offer advice on how to forgive someone you're furious with. And the boys counsel a fan struggling with church attendance.

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Martin reveals what happened behind the scenes when his wife, Brittany, convinced him to strap watermelons to his belly for an entire day as they enter the pregnancy home stretch. Uncle Si celebrates Martin's birthday in the most hilarious way possible: peer-pressuring John-David into tasting his first Vienna sausage. Christine bans Si from EVER taking her to the hospital. Phillip's referee shirt brings up a lot of questions about what he does in the mornings. Plus, how do you know if it's time to try a different church? And the boys have advice for a fan who's considering a career change.

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Uncle Si taps his expertise as a Vietnam vet to fact-check the movie "Forrest Gump" and admits there were two things he couldn't live without in Nam. Godwin debunks the film "Gladiator." John-David is mistaken for a girl, and Martin is mistaken for a scam artist. Plus, have you heard of a kiwi hot dog? Si gets carded in Texas, shows off his extensive knowledge of Rick James facts, and comes up with a solid reason for the U.S. government to listen to the podcast. The boys finally run into a fan question that's waaaaay above their pay grade. And they pray for Nick, a marine vet who's undergone surgery for brain cancer. 

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Uncle Si's wife, Christine, fact-checks his budget claims in real time, and it doesn't look good for Si. Stone and Si witness "Mad Max"-style anarchy on an infamous local road. Si's latest crazy dream catapults him into space, and that has John-David wishing he could watch Si's dreams. Si attempts to offer advice to a new college student, but it quickly goes off the rails. And the boys share wisdom with a fan who wonders what the circumstances of his friend's death mean for eternity. 

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Si is practicing the art of the backhanded compliment, and Willie is the perfect target. Speaking of taking shots, Buck Commander producer and keeper of secrets Jordan Summitt reveals what actually happened when Si missed a deer five times in a row. Jordan names his favorite Robertson, and the boys chime in with their picks. John-David is pumped about Little Debbie cereal. Martin and Si divulge their secrets to cooking eggs. And the boys give advice on new parenthood and asking for a raise — when the boss is your dad.

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Si's wife, Christine, keeps his weapon of choice under lock and key, so he finds himself hunting rats the old-fashioned way — pistols. Phillip breaks out the hard hats and fluorescent safety vests for Si's favorite new hobby. Martin and John-David share two insanely brilliant marketing tricks. The Duckmen may have been in the worst commercial ever filmed — and it's BAD. Martin shares an update on Brittany and the babies and calls out Si for a bald-faced lie. A fan sends in one of the coolest baptism stories ever. And the boys give advice on dealing with dating disappointment and how to handle shame about your past.

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Godwin encounters a major diet temptation with his name on it — literally. Uncle Si discovers that quesadillas exist. Martin and John-David debate which pizza chains are actually good. Godwin reckons with a wardrobe malfunction thanks to his new diabetes-friendly diet. Si is confident his club-hopping past makes him the best dancer in the room. A fan sends in awesome trail-cam pics of an albino deer. John-David's young Honey Hole customers are living their best redneck lives. And Si gets deep into why he believes baptism matters so much.

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Si and Phil Robertson have highly unusual ideas about what it takes to maintain anything with an engine. Martin signs on as Godwin's keto diet accountability partner. Si has STRONG feelings about salad dressings, but there's one that's a total gar. Stone is already shopping for Bullfrog's first car, and Si waxes nostalgic about his first vehicle. Si gets fired up about idiot drivers. John-David reveals a happy ending for a fan who needed relationship advice. And the boys help out a shy kid who wants tips for making new friends.

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Miss Kay busted her finger in the craziest way possible, but she's getting by in strange new ways. John-David tries to get to the bottom of why Willie still has blond hair. Miss Kay drops jaws with her tales of what Phil does in bed at night. Martin points out just how much Si there is in Willie. Miss Kay recalls when Phil almost came to blows during a Bible study, and Si admits he's unleashed his Robertson temper exactly twice in front of Miss Christine. Miss Kay admits there's a good reason Phil should never be president, and Si announces what his first official acts as president would be.

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