Martin posts a photo with his boys and his archery bow on Instagram, and the feedback is WILD. John-David teases Uncle Si about huge snakes and shows him how cool Steve Irwin's family is. Martin is in the queue for a vasectomy, and this confuses Godwin. Si and Martin talk about the 50th anniversary of Duck Commander, and the guys give advice on how to not accidentally talk to people in a "mean" tone. 

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Uncle Si goes pheasant hunting with The Undertaker and teaches him a thing or two about poker. Martin and John-David talk about their crazy experiences with owls, and Si gets excited to share his knowledge about vampire bats. Phillip and Martin comfort John-David after the loss of his beloved dog, Dublin. The boys give advice on how to tame the "bloodlust" of a 6-year-old aspiring hunter and teach him about the conservation, planning, and logistics that go into hunting and the outdoors.

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Godwin and John-David discuss what they'd take with them if they joined "Naked and Afraid" — and whether it'd be worse to be naked or afraid. John-David tells the guys about the time he accidently dropped one of his kids as a baby. Martin makes fun of the animals you only see in road curves. Si talks about squirrel hunting barefooted with Phil during the time of the "migrating squirrels." The boys weigh in on whether it's OK to get rid of barn pests, such as possums. Plus, is a kids' baseball game a good reason to skip Sunday service at your church?

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Martin's wife, Brittany, found a new gadget to help with the twins' gas relief, and Martin learned the hard way how quickly it starts working. John-David's parents have decorated for Christmas, and the boys discuss how early is TOO early to put up the holiday cheer. Martin already has his idea for his boys' first Christmas card photo. Stone realizes Uncle Si and the twins have a lot in common. Martin has rediscovered all his old favorite sitcoms during 3:00 a.m. feedings. Si is blown away by how far baby technology has come. And the boys answer a fan question: Can you forgive someone even when they haven't asked for forgiveness?

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Godwin isn't gonna stand for Jay making fun of his weight, and he decides to let him know exactly how much he's lost and how well he's doing. Si loves everything about the state of Mississippi, especially the Homes of Hope for Children. He recounts the time a prank was played on him at the Longleaf Plantation ... and how it took him a second to realize it. And why doesn't he like chicken pot pie? Stone knows exactly where Willie learned not to sit still and elaborates on all the customization he's had to do for Si's childproof, Si-proof, Willie-proof deer stand. Si and Jay take turns making fun of Willie for how he acts in the blinds. Jay wonders why people choose parking spots close to the door, and John-David explains the science of why it doesn't matter. 

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It's an emotional episode, people! Martin is TIRED but happy, and he can't wait to tell you all about his twins, Waylon and Jackson, and their first 12 days in the world. Martin also talks about what it was like for him and Brittany when one of the boys was admitted to the NICU. John-David shares his family's NICU experience, and he and Martin offer encouragement for parents who are currently dealing with newborns in the NICU. Uncle Si and Phillip ask all the new-dad questions you'd expect, and the boys all weigh in on how science and faith can coexist.

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Willie encountered a machete-wielding gorilla in the Democratic Republic of Congo and lived to tell the tale. Godwin stuns the room with his persimmon prophecy skills, and Willie declares Godwin the Woodsy Martha Stewart. Uncle Si recalls witnessing drunk deer farting in the Alabama forest. And John-David asks the boys for their best — and worst — marriage advice.

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Uncle Si recalls how a young Phil Robertson greeted an uninvited and unwelcome visitor to his seedy motel room. Si and Stone went hunting with BK, and unexpectedly, her deer "came back to life." Si is convinced Jase is three-quarters wood duck. Jay excites Si and John-David with a story of a "large black cat" running in the woods. Godwin and Jay give great advice on how to split up chores around the house, and John-David has an important message about not taking time for granted.

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Si talks about the most terrifying moment of his life (that may or may not have involved a Sasquatch). The boys discuss whether their instinct is fight or flight, and no one is surprised by Si's. John-David finally gets the conclusion he needed for his chili debate. Godwin talks about his experiences at a renaissance festival in Texas. Martin gives advice for those moving to Florida, and Si talks about hunting in Phil and Kay's front yard. John-David is adamant that he will never try Miss Kay's squirrel brains.

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Korie Robertson says Willie was once absolutely sure she was growing an Adam's apple — and didn't tell her! She also divulges Willie's critical fishing mistakes and reveals how long John-David actually wet the bed. What do you like eating now that you didn't when you were younger? Martin talks about changing taste buds and they all agree on one thing: blue cheese is terrible. Si is still bitter at the squirrels who ate all his treasured strawberries one summer, plus that time his weenie dog, Merlin, beat him to his garden tomato. Martin doesn't miss the smell of wilted salad and hot vinegar dressing in his grandma's house. And Si describes his adventure in a mustard field in Germany that he — surprisingly — remembers quite well. 

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