Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

In this week's Dumpster Fire, Bridget Phetasy takes aim at Amy Klobuchar’s SNAP optics blunder, Manbun McSoyBoy prevents black woman from getting to work, Greta Thunberg’s “kidnapped” yacht stunt flops, and Elon and Trump’s bromance flickers back to life. 

0:00 - Beyond Parody
9:10 - goPure
10:19 - Weather
10:45 - Commiefornia
15:38 - BON CHARGE
16:42 - Dumpster Fire Updates
22:01 - RIP
22:49 - Phetasy News
23:50 - The Internet Is Glorious

- The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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LA riots, Trump’s dictator parade, and the Democrats just can’t help themselves.

0:00 - Riot Season Returns
13:37 - Brunt
14:59 - Weather
15:29 - Riot Season Continued
21:52 - Hillsdale College
23:06 - Troll-In-Chief
27:05 - Phetasy News
27:46 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY - Wednesday 6/11 at 7pm ET/6pm CT https://2way.tv/bridgetzoom 

Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - June 24th at 7pm https://bit.ly/DF-AMAShow 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

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Elon and Trump are going scorched earth. The great divorce is hear. The break up is real. This is what Dumpster Fire was made for. Grab your popcorn.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief vs. My Nemesis
15:50 - Quest
17:22 - Weather
18:05 - Phetasy News
19:41 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY - Wednesday 6/4 at 7pm ET/6pm CT https://2way.tv/bridgetzoom

Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - June 8th at 7pm https://bit.ly/DF-AMAShow 

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Thanks to our sponsor Quest 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

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The controversy around boxer Imane Khelif’s Olympic gold continues, Greta Thunberg and the Gang sail to Gaza. 

0:00 - Patriarchy So Crafty
9:40 - Quest
11:16 - Weather
11:49 - Flotilla of Morons
17:05 - Sheath
18:18 - Phetasy News
19:06 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY - Wednesday 6/4 at 7pm ET/6pm CT https://2way.tv/bridgetzoom 

Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - June 8th at 7pm https://bit.ly/DF-AMAShow 

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Thanks to our sponsors Quest & Sheath 

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code BRIDGET get 25% off. 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. 

We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

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https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

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Elon leaves DOGE and Bridget revises his status as her nemesis. 

0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again
12:01 - BON CHARGE
13:26 - Weather
13:53 - My Nemesis Is No Longer My Nemesis
20:04 - Phetasy News
21:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY - Wednesday 5/28 at 7pm ET/6pm CT https://2way.tv/bridgetzoom 

Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - June 8th at 7pm https://bit.ly/DF-AMAShow 

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Thanks to our sponsors BON CHARGE

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. 

We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

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https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

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The Democrats still have a man problem, and now they’re holding group therapy sessions, talking about their feelings and obsessing about the men who don’t like them.

0:00 - Breaking Bridget
12:30 - Quest
13:36 - Weather
14:04 - Breaking Bridget Cont'd
20:45 - Phetasy News
21:39 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY - Wednesday 5/28 at 7pm ET/6pm CT
https://2way.tv/bridgetzoom

Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - June 8th at 7pm
https://bit.ly/DF-AMAShow

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Thanks to our sponsors Quest 

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code BRIDGET get 25% off.

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 
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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 
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Ozempic puts Weight Watchers out of business. Kanye renounces antisemitism one week after the release of “Heil Hitler” track. Gingers are embraced by the Black community. 

0:00 - Get Rekt, Big Pharma
7:40 - Caliber
8:56 - Weather
9:25 - This F*ckin' Guy
12:03 - Qualia
12:50 - Dumpster Diving
17:21 - Phetasy News
17:59 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. 

We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

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Conspiracy theories abound with Joe Biden's cancer announcement combined with Dan Bongino and Kash Patel claiming they have seen the proof that Epstein did in fact kill himself. 

0:00 - What Is Happening?
11:17 - MudWtr
12:39 - Weather
13:06 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself
19:10 - goPure
20:22 - Phetasy News
21:06 - The Internet Is Glorious

- Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY premiering tomorrow night - Wednesday 5/21 at 7pm ET/6pm CT https://bit.ly/DF-RealAmericaLink 

Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - May 22nd 8pm https://bit.ly/DF-AMAShow 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. 

We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at 
https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 
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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 
https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 
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The DNC wants to oust David Hogg because he said Democrats have alienated men and they need to get them back and Kanye jumps the shark. 

0:00 - This F*ckin Guy 
9:32 - Sheath 
10:41 - Weather 
11:27 - What Is Happening 
16:25 - Phetasy News 
17:06 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music 

- Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY premiering in May https://bit.ly/DF-RealAmericaLink 

Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - May 8th 10pm https://bit.ly/DF-AMAShow 

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Thanks to our sponsors Sheath 

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. 

We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/
Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy
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https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh
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The government is coming for your porn, and maybe your sext messages too. How far will the new bill proposed by Utah Senator Mike Lee take the Big Brother Nanny State attempts to limit "obscenity" and content that might and "arouse" or "titillate"? 

0:00 - Big Brother 
7:03 - BON CHARGE 
8:17 - Weather 
8:44 - Big Brother Continued 
13:15 - Quest 
14:26 - Phetasy News 
15:04 - The Internet Is Glorious 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY premiering in May https://bit.ly/DF-RealAmericaLink 

Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - May 8th 10pm https://bit.ly/DF-AMAShow 

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Thanks to our sponsors BON CHARGE & Quest 

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df 

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code BRIDGET get 25% off. 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. 
We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 
Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 
https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 
https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva