Biden blanks in debate and everyone has finally realized he’s old, even Trump feels sorry for him. The Supreme Court made a lot of important rulings that we don’t attempt to break down. Hawk Tuah girl captures America’s hearts, a new prison concept is likely to incentivize murders, and Bridget rants about the switcheroo Democrats might pull by swapping in Newsom for Biden at the last minute.
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35:28 - The Internet Is Glorious
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