Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

RIP to the penny, more Epstein files drop and nothing will happen, it’s emotional edging. And Elon’s nanny robot might put you under house arrest.

0:00 - RIP
3:00 - Quest
4:17 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself
14:47 - Sheath
16:25 - Weather
16:59 - Siri, Please Take My Life
23:06 - Phetasy News
25:14 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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Thanks to our sponsors Quest & Sheath 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

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The BBC is in hot water after it came out that they totally doctored a speech Trump gave on January 6th, to make it look like Trump ordered the violence that fateful day. The beginning of the end of the government shutdown is really all about flying. And who cares about the cost of groceries, because the cost of Ozempic is going down.

0:00 - Introduction
2:26 - BRUNT
3:49 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
9:17 - The Perfect Jean
10:28 - Weather
10:57 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN, AGAIN
23:50 - Phetasy News
24:49 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors BRUNT & The Perfect Jean 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

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The Republicans lost their first set of elections after Trump’s victory in 2024. Democrats are calling it a BlueBath. Is it as big a deal as they’re making it out to be? Plus, money is broken, along with everything else. 

0:00 - Introduction
3:40 - Quest
5:11 - These F*ckin' Guys
12:08 - Sheath
13:17 - Weather
13:58 - Sh*t's Gettin' Real
23:46 - Phetasy News
24:35 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors Quest & Sheath 

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. 

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Bill Gates and the tech bros reverse course on climate change, confirming Bridget's number one rule: Never Trust A Tech Bro. And you can now purchase your very own robot slave, but what color will you choose? 

0:00 - Introduction
1:45 - Füm
3:04 - Hypocrisy On Fire
13:33 - BON CHARGE 
14:49 - Weather
15:14 - Siri, Please Take My Life
20:43 - Phetasy News
21:22 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors Füm & BON CHARGE 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Get $200 off your CovePure water filtration system at https://bit.ly/DF-CovePure Crazy women are everywhere, but today we focus on the crazy women driving men away from the Democratic party - Jennifer Welch & AOC

0:00 - Introduction 
1:11 - CovePure
2:44 - WOMEN!
12:07 - Bridget's Mexican Weather Report
13:37 - WOMEN! Continued
20:13 - Phetasy News
21:13 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsor CovePure

 - Protect your health, save money, and contribute to a healthier planet by choosing CovePure for your home. Get $200 off your Covepure water filtration system at https://bit.ly/DF-CovePure

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Hamilton is to blame for what’s happening in NYC, Gavin Newsom’s new nickname is Wonderbread and maybe Trump’s new ballroom will be the scene of his ultimate coronation.

0:00 - Introduction
2:08 - Tax The Rich
15:40 - Sheath
16:56 - Weather
17:26 - This F*ckin Guy
23:20 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
25:39 - Phetasy News
26:27 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors Sheath 

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

The Democrats think a Nazi will solve their man problem, with Graham Platner's explanation of his tattoo and the AWS shutdown proves a lot of Americans are still rich.

0:00 - Introduction
1:46 - This F*ckin Guy
13:31 - Qualia
14:49 - Weather
15:17 - Get Rekt, Big Tech
20:58 - Phetasy News
22:01 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsor Qualia 

- Resist aging at the cellular level, try Qualia Senolytic. Go to https://Qualialife.com/DUMPSTER for up to 50% off and use code DUMPSTER at checkout for an additional 15% off. 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

No Kings Protests, AI Trump dumping sh*t all over them, crown jewels stolen and the UN making a mockery of WOMEN!

0:00 - Parade of Morons
16:25 - The Perfect Jean
17:42 - Weather
18:12 - Dumpster Diving
23:55 - Caliber
25:42 - WOMEN!
28:29 - Phetasy News
29:19 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors The Perfect Jean & Caliber 

- Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at https://bit.ly/DF-PerfectJean - use code BRIDGET15 for 15% off and free shipping! 

- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months - caliberstrong.com/phetasy 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Trust no one in your group chat, nothing is sacred anymore. 

0:00 - Parade of Morons
7:19 - BON CHARGE
8:22 - Weather
8:40 - Parade of Morons Cont'd
23:48 - Sheath
25:01 - Phetasy News
25:59 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors BON CHARGE & Sheath 

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df 

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

"Literally Hitler" just negotiated the release of 20 Israeli hostages and brought peace to the Middle East, but people are still protesting things in Portland. And 5 dudes play in a women's volleyball game. 

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
11:27 - Quest
12:55 - Weather
13:23 - Parade of Morons
18:18 - Caliber
19:35 - WOMEN!
21:17 - Phetasy News
22:07 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors Quest & Caliber - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code BRIDGET get 25% off. 

- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months - caliberstrong.com/phetasy 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva