Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

Minnesota is apparently ground zero for the start of civil war 2. How many times must I ask you all to stop murdering so we can get back to jokes.

0:00 - Introduction
9:06 - Cowboy Colostrum
10:43 - Living In A Dumpster Fire
15:44 - American Financing
16:46 - Weather
17:19 - Living In A Dumpster Fire Continued
23:21 - Phetasy News
24:52 - The Internet Is Glorious

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End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

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A little over a year ago, Trump was working at McDonald's and now he's speaking at Davos. The European mind can't comprehend that kind of hustle and upward mobility. 

0:00 - Introduction
3:56 - Qualia
5:27 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
13:45 - Quest
15:05 - Weather
15:32 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN AGAIN
21:24 - Phetasy News
22:14 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors Qualia & Quest 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

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As anti-ICE protests rage on in Minneapolis following the death of Rene Good, former CNN anchor Don Lemon joined a mob of protestors as they flooded into a church during their Sunday service.

0:00 - Introduction
3:58 - American Financing
5:07 - Parade of Morons
19:39 - MASA Chips
20:56 - Weather
21:23 - Phetasy News
22:15 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors American Financing & MASA Chips 

- Wipe out debt and save money with American Financing. Call 866-885-1332 or go to https://americanfinance.net/dumpster to learn more 

- Ready to give MASA a try? Go to https://MASACHIPS.com/DUMPSTER and use code DUMPSTER 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

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https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

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The supreme court has been hearing arguments about whether boys and girls are different from each other. A very important question that no one thought to ask for 300,000 years of human history. BECAUSE IT’S STUPID! 

0:00 - Introduction
2:30 - Blue Chew
3:43 - WOMEN!
14:15 - BON CHARGE
15:35 - Weather
16:09 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
22:12 - Phetasy News
23:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

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Americans are literally betting on everything these days. Polymarket pioneers girl gambling, and would you take a bet against Jesus?

0:00 - Introduction
2:59 - Wild Alaskan Company
4:15 - Capitalism Always Wins
9:23 - Quest
10:32 - Weather
11:14 - Capitalism Always Wins Cont’d
16:20 - Phetasy News
17:08 - The Internet Is Glorious

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End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

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https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

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The Iran uprising and the ICE shooting. People who are truly fighting against a murderous and authoritarian regime and people who are LARPing that they are.

0:00 - Introduction
3:38 - Sheath Underwear
4:40 - Breaking Bridget
14:07 - BON CHARGE
15:20 - Weather
15:59 - Wrap Up
18:32 - Phetasy News
19:22 - The Internet Is Glorious

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End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

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https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

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We’re back! And boy are we back with a bang. It’s America’s 250th birthday and she is celebrating all year by doing whatever she wants. So don’t make us mad. It’s our birthday year and we might blow you up, bitches! Trump began the festivities by sending special ops in to conduct the extraction of the Venezuelan Dictator and put him in Mickey Mouse ears. 

0:00 - Introduction
2:47 - MASA Chips
4:35 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
11:54 - Qualia
13:26 - Weather
14:04 - Breaking Bridget
22:37 - Phetasy News
23:41 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors MASA Chips & Qualia 

Ready to give MASA a try? Go to https://MASACHIPS.com/DUMPSTER and use code DUMPSTER 

Try Qualia Stem for up to 50% off at qualialife.com/DUMPSTER and use the code DUMPSTER for an additional 15% off your order - https://bit.ly/DF-Qualia 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

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https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

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It's a relaunch of one of our favorite historical episodes. Who was behind the sinking of the Titanic? Why didn't The Californian respond? Did the White House intruder want to take a bath with Taft? Will Ol' Bridget Phetasy ensure a lifeboat for every pleb?

00:00 - Introduction
1:43 - An Ocean Liner For Every Pleb
4:57 - Freemason Corner w/Sammy Flaps n' Folds
5:59 - BDE/RIP
6:43 - Get Rekt China
7:54 - Weather
8:04 - WOMEN!
8:53 - Dumpster Diving
10:25 - Breaking Bridget
13:15 - The Moving Pictures Are Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Support your favorite scrappy little old lady on YouTube and help keep Phetasy independent and creating the content you love and get access to all of our behind-the-scenes content. Become a Paid Supporter today! - https://www.phetasy.com/subscribe 

Gear up for 2026 with all your favorite Phetasy merch. We’ve got t-shirts, sweatshirts, jackets, socks, hats, totes, mugs, everything you could ask for with new designs available! - https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

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Bridget takes us through her New Year ritual, reviewing the last year and setting goals and intentions for the new one.

0:00 - Intro
2:05 - Phetasy
3:50 - End of Year Review
14:07 - Weather
14:41 - Intentions & Goals for 2026
31:47 - Phetasy News
32:31 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Support your favorite scrappy little old lady on YouTube and help keep Phetasy independent and creating the content you love and get access to all of our behind-the-scenes content. Become a Paid Supporter today! - https://www.phetasy.com/subscribe 

Gear up for 2026 with all your favorite Phetasy merch. We’ve got t-shirts, sweatshirts, jackets, socks, hats, totes, mugs, everything you could ask for with new designs available! - https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

It's a relaunch of one of our favorite historical episodes. How did the plebs feel about Caesar's death? How far could Cleopatra have gone if she'd been hotter? Which calendar will win, the Julian Calendar or the Mayan Mesoamerican Long Count calendar? Will Bridget predict the downfall of Rome?

00:00 - Introduction
3:34 - RIP
6:34 - Parade of Morons
8:47 - BDE
10:20 - Get Rekt Big Tech
11:50 - Conspiracy Corner w/Sammy Fn'F
14:08 - Get Rekt China
15:18 - Weather
15:41 - Important Stories We're Ignoring
15:57 - Breaking Bridget
18:03 - The Internet is Glorious
19:00 - Phetasy News

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Support your favorite scrappy little old lady on YouTube and help keep Phetasy independent and creating the content you love and get access to all of our behind-the-scenes content. Become a Paid Supporter today! - https://www.phetasy.com/subscribe 

Gear up for 2026 with all your favorite Phetasy merch. We’ve got t-shirts, sweatshirts, jackets, socks, hats, totes, mugs, everything you could ask for with new designs available! - https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva