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Parents vs. The State - when parents must go to the Supreme Court to decide what their kids should and should not be exposed to at school.

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Pete Hegseth can't stop spilling secrets, Pope Francis died hours after meeting JD Vance, Klaus Schwab steps down as head of the WEF, and everyone's nicer to AI than they are to humans.

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Pete Hegseth’s incompetence undermines his hotness. The Pope dies and Klaus Schwab steps down, coincidence? Why people are being nicer to their AI assistants than to other people.

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Women are legally women again in the UK, a win for TERFs and their leader JK Rowling, Bernie bums out Coachella, and the new sport of champions - Sperm Racing.

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A win for UK women, Bernie at Coachella, and the new sport of champions - Sperm Racing.

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Trump's tactics are making Greenland desirable to the rest of the world, the all-female Blue Origin space flight that no one cares about, why Oprah should stop trying to make Gayle King a thing, and Bridget comes up with a new term for people who don’t actually deserve to be called astronauts.

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Trump’s beautiful hair, make America’s water pressure great again, ICE Barbie, we don't cariff about tariffs, and Gen Z discovers coffee at home.

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Don't be a Panican about Trump's tariffs, Colorado might take your kids away if you don't affirm their gender declarations, two dudes fight to win a women's competition, we lean into all the stereotypes, and Russell Brand is an international grape enthusiast.

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Ignoring tariffs (again), Colorado’s insane new law, and Russell Brand (unfortunately).

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