Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

Bridget’s favorite things from 2025, including cookbooks, shows, magazines and media.

0:00 - Introduction
1:27 - Phetasy
4:06 - Cookbooks
10:01 - Weather
10:35 - Everything Else
19:08 - Phetasy News
19:48 - The Internet Is Glorious

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End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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Around Our Table - https://amzn.to/3LgA5EU 

Good Things - https://bit.ly/49rjQxZ 

Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat - https://bit.ly/3LccZ2h 

Tahini Baby - https://bit.ly/3MJDDjA 

The Dark Queen - https://bit.ly/DF-DarkQueen 

Pluribus - https://apple.co/4sb3npb 

Cheers - https://bit.ly/DF-Cheers 

Lord of The Rings - https://bit.ly/DF-LOTR 

The Creative Act - https://amzn.to/4sc69dD 

Tablet Magazine - https://bit.ly/DF-TabletMag 

County Highway - https://bit.ly/DF-CountyHighway 

Neon Hippie - https://bit.ly/DF-NeonHippie ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

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Comedian Dave Landau joins Bridget to review notable events of 2025 and share their predictions for 2026. It's a Dumpster Fire/Normal World crossover henceforth to be known as Dumpster World

0:00 Introduction
1:58 - Quest
3:18 - 2025 Year In Review
21:15 - Caliber
22:26 - Weather
23:02 - Predictions for 2026
34:10 - Phetasy News
35:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors Quest & Caliber 

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

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No one has worse Trump Derangement Syndrome than Trump.

0:00 - Introduction
2:50 - BON CHARGE
4:10 - Narcissism on Fire
12:54 - Sheath
14:05 - Weather
14:45 - RIP
23:36 - Phetasy News
25:11 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your all your Phetasy merch, including new Release The Files and Reality Remains Undefeated merch HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors BON CHARGE & Sheath 

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

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This is the true story of twelve personalities picked to work for a White House, and have their lives become our content... to find out what happens when people stop being real and start being politicians. THE SURREAL WORLD! DC!

0:00 - Introduction
2:39 - Wild Alaskan Company
4:04 - The Surreal World D.C Part 1
9:18 - Qualia
10:53 - Weather
11:32 - The Surreal World D.C. Part 2
21:17 - Phetasy News
21:58 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your all your Phetasy merch, including new Release The Files and Reality Remains Undefeated merch HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors Wild Alaskan Company & Qualia 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

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Everyone’s going crazy. We have Tucker Carlson buying property in Qatar, Bridget wants to buy encyclopedias for when we have to turn off the internet to save humanity, and a woman thought her smart fridge was sending her messages. Uncle Ted was right. Technology is driving us all mad. 

0:00 - Introduction
1:48 - Quest
3:13 - Siri, Please Take My Life
12:37 - The Perfect Jean
13:49 - Weather
14:26 - It's The Economy, Stupid
23:15 - Phetasy News
24:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors Quest & The Perfect Jean 

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. 

- Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at https://bit.ly/DF-PerfectJean - use code BRIDGET15 for 15% off and free shipping!

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

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https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

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All the weird AI gifts you can get your loved ones for the holidays that you can use to turn their lives into a top-rated Black Mirror episode.

0:00 - Introduction
1:43 - BRUNT
3:20 - Black Mirror Gifts Part 1
14:20 - Sheath
15:40 - Weather
16:11 - Black Mirror Gifts Part 2
23:36 - Phetasy News
24:39 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

Use code MERRYPHETASY for 20% off orders over $50 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors BRUNT & Sheath 

- BRUNT didn’t just make a durable work boot—they reinvented comfort for the hardest workers out there. For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT by using code DUMPSTER at checkout - https://bit.ly/DF-BRUNT 

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

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https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

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Happy birthday to ChatGPT, an anniversary humans will celebrate for millenia, as AI transforms us into AI-worshipping followers devoted to the different AI platforms. Kim Kardashian was the OG OnlyFan, AI psychosis is getting crazy, and Uncle Ted was right about everything.

0:00 - Introduction
3:15 - Quest
5:01 - Siri, Please Take My Life
14:12 - BON CHARGE
15:40 - Weather
16:05 - This F*ckin Guy
22:07 - Phetasy News
23:11 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

Use code MERRYPHETASY for 20% off orders over $50 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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Thanks to our sponsors Quest & BON CHARGE 

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. 

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

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This week it was revealed on X just how many foreigners there are pretending to be Americans online. And they’re successfully sowing the seeds of our demise. 

0:00 - Fake Americans Part 1
4:38 - New Phetasy Merch!
5:30 - Stopbox
7:28 - Fake Americans Part 2
14:31 - The Perfect Jean
15:41 - Weather
16:20 - Fake Americans Part 3
24:32 - Phetasy News
26:17 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Use code MERRYPHETASY for 20% off orders over $50 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy

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Thanks to our sponsors StopBox & The Perfect Jean 

- Secure your handgun with the StopBox Pro and get 10% off your entire order. Use code BRIDGET10 at stopboxusa.com, and also Buy One Get One Free for a limited time! https://bit.ly/DF-Stopbox 

- Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at https://bit.ly/DF-PerfectJean - use code BRIDGET15 for 15% off and free shipping! 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

 For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

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Fighting the “Fuck Its”. Tips for ending the year strong and not giving into nihilism and the darkness. In other words, don't break your ankle on the dismount. 

0:00 - Introduction
6:00 - Qualia
7:45 - Fighting The F*ck Its
16:47 - Quest
18:01 - Weather
18:38 - That Dumpster Fire Life
29:02 - Phetasy News
30:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get the Caliber Holiday Success Plan sheet here: https://bit.ly/DF-CaliberHolidaySheet 

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Get your Release The Files t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors Qualia & Quest 

- Take control of your cellular health today. Go to https://qualialife.com/DUMPSTER to get 50% off and save an extra 15% with the code DUMPSTER.

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Have you ever used a pickup line that worked? Or has a pickup line ever worked on you? A billionaire went viral over the weekend for sharing his favorite pickup line with young people and it's either charming or creepy, you decide. Also the battle of the sexes had a new term “mankeeping”.

0:00 - Introduction
5:08 - StopBox
7:11 - Okay, Boomer
16:57 - BON CHARGE
18:29 - Weather
19:12 - Sprained My Eyes
24:24 - Phetasy News
26:19 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back! 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors StopBox & BON CHARGE 

- Secure your handgun with the StopBox Pro and get 10% off your entire order. Use code BRIDGET10 at stopboxusa.com, and also Buy One Get One Free for a limited time! https://bit.ly/DF-Stopbox 

- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva