Gavin Newsom and Jen Psaki are liars or morons or both. The Dems have turned on Fetterman. Trump is out there Trumping and still talking about dolls. 

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The White House Correspondents Dinner was a room full of media personalities smelling their own farts and ignoring their complicity in the coverup of Biden’s mental decline. Plus the internet unites in debating an fascinating thought experiment about 100 dudes and a gorilla. 

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The White House Correspondents Dinner was a room full of media personalities smelling their own farts and ignoring their complicity in the coverup of Biden’s mental decline. Plus the internet unites in debating an fascinating thought experiment about 100 dudes and a gorilla.

Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at The Perfect Jean - use code BRI…

Parents fight against mandatory LGBTQ curriculum in public schools goes to the Supreme Court.

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Read The Revolt of Religious Parents in Montgomery County by Bethany Mandel

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Complaint filed on behalf of Montgomery School District Parents

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Pete Hegseth can't stop spilling secrets, Pope Francis died hours after meeting JD Vance, Klaus Schwab steps down as head of the WEF, and everyone's nicer to AI than they are to humans.

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Women are legally women again in the UK, a win for TERFs and their leader JK Rowling, Bernie bums out Coachella, and the new sport of champions - Sperm Racing.

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A win for UK women, Bernie at Coachella, and the new sport of champions - Sperm Racing.

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