The NHS says you should marry your first cousin, JK Rowling has had enough of the Harry Potter kids’ bullshit, but don’t worry because AI is replacing all the actors anyway. 

0:00 - Important Stories We're Ignoring
3:24 - What Is Happening?
9:03 - BON CHARGE
10:22 - Weather
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20:08 - Siri, Please Take My Life
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Google admits it was censoring people under pressure from the Biden administration. The LGBs are finally kicking the TQ+s out of the car. Poor Greta, a Tylenol-American, has her hopes for liberating Palestine dashed by having a gay man aboard her boat.

0:00 - Introduction
1:48 - Important Stories We're Ignoring
2:55 - Get Rekt Big Tech
10:12 - Qualia
11:34 - Weather
12:07 - F*ck Around & Find Out
18:46 - Blue Chew
20:01 - Flotilla of Morons
23:59 - Phetasy News
25:53 - The Internet Is Glorious

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End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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More than 100 million people took part in a tent revival for Charlie Kirk's memorial. Trump can never help himself, Erika Kirk steps into her stardom, Tucker hates “hummus-eaters” and Jimmy Kimmel gets his job back. 

0:00 - RIP
10:55 - The Perfect Jean
12:15 - Weather
12:50 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
16:43 - This F*ckin Guy
20:17 - Sheath
21:33 - Sprained My Eyes
22:54 - Phetasy News
23:29 - The Internet Is Glorious

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The Left cares more about free speech when Jimmy Kimmel gets fired from his failing show than when a fellow leftist murders Charlie Kirk. Gen Z discovers overthrowing their government, and the George Floyd/Charlie Kirk birthday synchronicity is too weird to ignore.

0:00 - Cancelled
13:18 - Füm
14:26 - Weather
15:00 - Gen Z Discovers
18:58 - Blue Chew
20:03 - Proof We're Living In A Simulation
22:01 - Quest
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23:59 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Bridget addresses Charlie Kirk’s murder and the various reactions to it. It’s just an unscripted, free-flowing, train of thought. 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

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We’re goin’ back to the 90s again to discuss a perfect movie - Dazed & Confused, and why kids today simply do not understand what life was like before the internet.

0:00 - 90s Nostalgia
13:44 - Sheath
14:55 - Weather
15:26 - Gen Z Discovers
25:13 - Phetasy News
25:49 - The Internet Is Glorious

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End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

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Comedians are being arrested for tweeting jokes, Malcom Glawell admits he was a coward and Putin and Xi are probably harvesting organs in order to achieve immortality. It’s a full dumpster fire today and Bridget’s feeling feisty.

0:00 - Make Orwell Fiction Again
7:31 - Quest
8:48 - Weather
9:30 - Breaking Bridget
18:16 - Qualia
19:33 - Get Rekt China
24:25 - Phetasy News
25:18 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch 

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End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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Thanks to our sponsors Quest & Sheath 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

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“Trump Is Dead” was trending all weekend, Bridget explores the conspiracy theories, and Greta is sailing to Gaza. Again.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
15:18 - BON CHARGE
16:36 - Weather
17:15 - Flotilla of Morons
20:00 - Blue Chew
21:12 - Dumpster Diving
22:30 - Phetasy News
23:23 - The Internet Is Glorious

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End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors BON CHARGE & Blue Chew 

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- Get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code BRIDGET at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping - https://bit.ly/DF-BlueChew 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

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Who’s more nuts? RFK Jr. or Rachel Levine? Why are these our options for public health officials? Cracker Barrel caves and Taylor Swift is finally happy so she’ll probably never write another good song. 

0:00 - These F*ckin Guys
9:44 - Quest
10:58 - Weather
11:33 - Never Anti-Woke Enough
15:36 - Sheath
16:49 - Dumpster Diving
19:56 - Phetasy News
20:49 - The Internet Is Glorious

Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch
Designs are available on the front and the back!

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Thanks to our sponsors Quest & Sheath 

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code BRIDGET get 25% off. 

- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ 

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

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Democrat think tank Third Way released a memo addressing how disconnected Democrats are from the average person with a lot of their language. Watch out, the language police are reversing course and have started policing the language they invented to confuse us all, in an effort to reconnect with normies. 

0:00 - Beyond Parody
14:12 - Blue Chew
15:11 - Weather
15:38 - Dumpster Fire's Always Right
24:10 - Quest
25:24 - Phetasy News
29:33 - The Internet Is Glorious

Read the "Was It Something I Said" memo - https://www.thirdway.org/memo/was-it-something-i-said 

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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Thanks to our sponsors Blue Chew & Quest 

- Get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code BRIDGET at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping - https://bit.ly/DF-BlueChew 

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code BRIDGET get 25% off. 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

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