The JD Vancing of the internet, and the dawn of the age of AI.

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The Dems organized the most elite protest they could think of for Trump’s address to Congress and refused to clap for a kid with cancer. Their messaging is all over the place. They really need to get their sh*t together.

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9:49 - Qualia

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11: 26 - What Is STILL Happening?

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18:35 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Bridget breaks down the Trump/Zelenskyy mess and decides who's actually to blame.

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12:51 - BON CHARGE

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The Trump/Zelenskyy Oval Office face off. We know you've been waiting for Bridget's take.

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Tulsi Gabbard is cleaning house after secret sex chats are revealed in government intelligence agencies, Mar-A-Gaza gets a promo video, Gavin Newsom is launching a podcast marking the moment when podcasts are officially over, and Jake Tapper’s new book proves complicity in the Biden dementia cover up that he always denied.

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4:35 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN

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12:37 - This F*ckin Guy

16:24 - Breaking Bridget

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24:38 - The Internet Is Glorious

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A grab bag of insane topics this week, pervert chats, Trump Gaza, Gavin Newsom's podcast and Jake Tapper's insane book.

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Elon waved a chainsaw around at CPAC. He also asked 2.3 million government employees to send an email describing what they accomplished last week, chaos ensued. And even though Bridget is sick of talking about him, it's hard to ignore the emperor of the world.

0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

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22:23 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Bridget breaks down the meteoric rise and tragic fall of Oscar bait, and generally terrible film, Emilia Pérez.

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7:55 - Sheath

9:00 - Weather

9:33 - Everything Is Racist

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17:39 - The Internet Is Glorious

Nothing proves Twitter/X is simply high school online like trying to explain Elon's baby mama drama to a normie who doesn't care. 0:00

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The staggering examples of government inefficiency being uncovered by DOGE continue, including a literal mine full of paperwork. And Bridget's take on the White House/Associated Press showdown over the Gulf of Mexmerica.

0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

9:03 - Quest

10:11 - Weather

10:36 - Breaking Bridget

19:58 - Phetasy News

21:11 - The Internet Is Glorious

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