This week we’re talking shorts. Ian and Lily are team Big Short. Sorry A’ja Wilson, the Big Short is the Fashion Short.

Lily’s Guide To Wearing Shorts

* The lower you wear your shorts, the more of a top you are.

* The bigger the shorts, the closer to God.

Ian is lowballing people on Grailed and Lily is kindoflikeshaking right now at Tiffany Mitchell in Ed Hardy.

We’ll never be the same after witnessing Chelsea Gray in what Lily likes to call a “funky towel with a blazer.” Chelsea just reinvented the Fashion Short and it’s terry cloth.

New business idea: Nike cropping station at Pride. Walk in with a T-shirt, walk out with a cropped shirt. Get on it, Nike, or Ian and Lily are taking it to Shark Tank.

Ian and Lily’s other favorite looks this week include Maddy Westbeld’s Sue Ellen Mischke moment, Kelsey Plum’s power suit, Natasha Cloud’s cropped mechanic shirt, Sabrina Ionescu’s hot leather denim combo, and Caitlin Clark and Sophie Cunningham side-by-side tunnel fits.

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