TP forced a Halloween takeover. This or That: Candy Edition gets real — haunted houses, straight-up bribery, and kid TP proving swagger’s a birthright. Also “Sit your $5 ass down before I make change” = life motto, but if it’s in quarters, slide ’em into the shower with you so TP can’t swipe it.

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We’re out here mourning the death of MTV music videos because, honestly, they raised us. We also take a moment to educate Stephen A. Smith on Alexis Ohanian—the Reddit co-founder, Angel City FC owner, and one of the earliest investors in women’s sports. From there, we break down the sacred rules of streaming a new show with your partner and why burping = feminist healthcare. But honestly, 80% of this episode is us in a non-existential, hypothetical debate about finding a skid mark in your teammate’s underwear—and we’re proud of it.

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BREAKING NEWS: If you’re rich and powerful (or the FDA) you can do whatever the hell you want- until now. We’re taking the law into our own hands with a new segment What’s Your Sentence?—and our punishments are guaranteed to be bigger than a WNBA fine. Plus, special shoutout to Imogen for sliding into Chip's DM's.

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Napheesa said it out loud, The Rapture’s been rescheduled, and Bad Bunny is pro-America (geography lesson included).

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Forget the ESPYs—this is the only award show that matters. Categories? Fake. Winners? Real. Roses? No, but we did mention you so be grateful 

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TP’s high on Dramamine, trees are whispering, and we’re covering everything from Black excellence to tough love—whether it’s Terence Crawford in the ring or Pharrell’s mom slowing him down so he could speed up. We break down manifestation (spoiler: stay ready). And to this week’s babysitter DM: if your job forgets your birthday ‘cause you had to take time off for your health… might be time to bounce. In the W, we just paddle-wheel and keep it movin’. Syd highly recommends.

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We’re BACK TOGETHER IN PERSON—and yes, the meds are wearing off. Syd dives into her DM relationship with Lil Jon. We give flowers to our newest Hall of Famers: Maya Moore—an icon on and off the court—Sylvia Fowles, a legend with bone-crushing hugs and fun take on death—and Sue Bird, who basically retired and immediately started winning at life all over again. Plus: Cardi B, the return of shame, and our official stance that every dude has twerked at least once (relax, it doesn’t make you gay). Oh, and leave male cheerleaders alone.

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Black women are taking over the US Open, Jelena Ostapenko’s pointing fingers like she’s called the cops on a birdwatcher, and we spiral into a true-crime breakdown of new doc Unknown Numbers (must watch). Plus, in honor of Naomi Osaka’s Labubu-naming trend, we come up with names for our own (very fictional) Labubus. We even turned it into a bet—the loser has to do something embarrassing, and yes, it will be televised.

Content advisory: This episode includes discussion of sexual assault. If you need support, call 1-800-656-4673 or visit rainn.org.

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As Syd continues to recover, we’re dropping Part 2 of last week’s taping— this one looks back to how we met, how this friendship keeps us moving, plus a shoutout to Liz & Jess on their engagement (yep, straight from the DMs). Hit play. 

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So, since we last talked, the universe decided Syd’s ACL should explode on live TV. Season-ending? Definitely thought-provoking. Maybe everything happens for a reason… or maybe the universe just wanted to hand TP fresh material. Either way, we’re here to make sense of it, crack jokes, and above all, keep moving forward—one step at a time, with one less ACL.

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