Unsupervised with Syd & TP

Cannabis is officially off the WNBA banned substance list... no word on meth yet though. TP recounts an accidental pride parade run in she had with the Dallas Wings.

Y’all remember Dearica’s postgame water bottle incident? Well she did some new “slut ass shit” in the words of a hostile gambling addict. If you’re a man relying on sports betting for income, we need you to do some serious self-reflection and look up a hotline. Tizzy, don’t think we forgot about y’all.

Next, two of the hockey players currently playing in the Stanley Cup made another tv appearance on the Code of Misconduct documentary on Amazon Prime. Turns out the Canadian Hockey League has a secret fund paying off assault victims… Remind us why people are cheering for these deviants.

Plus: our take on the Guy Fieri being a spitter conspiracy, Triple D, Sylvia Fowles is a national treasure, funny DJs in WNBA games, and a new Love Island game TP plays with Syd. Shout out to a babysitter who recently came out 🥹 Happy Pride, y'all!

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Chip and Yams went to see an animal psychic, and apparently Chip had a lot to get off his chest in his old age. Naturally, Syd made things weird almost immediately.

In Pride Headlines, we're celebrating some of the LGBTQ+ hoopers making noise, including Jessica Shepard and Emily Engstler leading the charge. In a non-pride moment, we also give a well-deserved shoutout to Megan Gustafson for putting in the work and finally getting her moment. We see you, girl. It took a lot of very triggering 15-minute cardio sessions, but you got there.

Plus, we're introducing a brand-new segment: Halftime Headlines. This week, Serena is making a return, Orange is the new brown, America is turning 250, and Trump continues to stay in character by somehow making it all about himself… announcing headliners who apparently never agreed to perform in the first place. Unconsensual, per usual.

We also take a trip down our own Wikipedia pages thanks to Anonymous Ashley bringing this to our attention. The lesson? Be who you are and don't let anyone tell you whether you're a comedian or not.

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We’re back in person ahead of TP’s hissy… but getting here was a JOURNEY. Syd’s airport ADHD was on full display while TP pulled the oldest trick in the book: procrastinating moving her car by tying the laces on her slip-on Vans. The traffic patrol lady had more jokes than patience for Syd and TP’s arrival gate shenanigans.

We also talk about The Crash and the overwhelming lack of empathy from Mackenzie SHITrilla (because they’re shitty people) and her parents. Some people are heartless, careless, and just plain stupid. Speaking of stupid: WayMO driverless cars.

Plus, a DM reminds us to be present, love the struggle, and appreciate the growth once you’ve made it to the other side. Cheers, y’all!

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It’s TP’s birthday, which means a birthday poem… and somehow Syd makes it terrifying. HBD Mo’Nique!

This week we recap weekends spent with the youth: from teenage Babysitters™ to Syd’s great-grandkid’s (aka niece’s) ballet recital and one truly earthquake-inducing fart. And we love kids, but anyone surviving a full day with children deserves a medal, so we’re putting together something special for the teachers out there. Send us your stories!

Plus: commencement speeches so out of touch it’s almost as if ChatGPT wrote them, what’s happening in Dallas’ locker room did not stay in Dallas’ locker room, and we meet the newest W player-Awa Malonga? And to wrap it up with some whiteness, we drop our thoughts on the Murdaugh (read:Murderer) trial.

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Yamantha made her studio debut today (white people just take their dogs anywhere🙄). You’ll never guess what she has to say to the Babysitters™.

This is a W Wide Web episode, meaning it's all things W so let’s get into it: Rookies at the draft said 30 is old-f what they think; TP once called one of Tulsa Shock’s franchise players an "old hag" at 28-don’t sweat it, they’re friends now; Syd and TP take to TikTok and Twitter (we don’t care, we’re still calling it Twitter!) to investigate some posts we’re sure you saw (*cough* Rickea, Dijonai, & Natisha.)

Plus: Jade Melbourne chipped her tooth…again…and kept playing (couldn’t be us), Princess Diaries is a revenge movie, and a first-time DM-er asked about the teachers who changed their lives. Not you, Ms. Nelson.

Lastly… HUGE news, hoop fans! Togethxr just launched a brand new sub-account, @ballintogethxr, your ultimate home for women's hoops:

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ABOUT TOGETHXR

TOGETHXR is a new media and commerce company founded by four of the world's greatest professional athletes: Alex Morgan, Chloe Kim, Simone Manuel, and Sue Bird. With a focus on rich storytelling rooted in lifestyle and youth culture, TOGETHXR is an unapologetic platform where representation and equality is the norm.

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Syd and TP have been spending a lot of time with kids, and it’s teaching us all A LOT. A 6-year-old at a bounce house asked an important question for which TP had no answer. Gymnastics resumed. Syd got her biggest wish - another class clown in her family tree. 

Since y’all can’t let us take a vacation in peace, Syd clears the air on retirement, injury, and where her dream final minutes would be played. 

TP is having a little "hissy" (her words), otherwise known as a hysterectomy. No more pain, no more blood infusions. You’ll never guess what she wants to be called when she wakes up. She's kidding. Mostly.

Plus: the Supreme Court gutted the Voting Rights Act and Louisiana is just the start, WNBA valuations are breaking records, ESPN dropped a Top 50 list that was clearly designed as rage bait, and Gen Z rookies are TikToking in the locker room after getting cut. And we couldn’t even tell a joke on the bus after a loss?

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It’s a dating episode… but unfortunately for everyone involved it’s not all warm and fuzzies. From an NFL cheating (and paternity) scandal to our queen Meg Thee Stallion being asked if she can be non-monogamous we’re once asking the question: is any man okay?

We have some breaking news out of the WNBA (yes, it involves Brittney Griner doing the splits and no, we’re not over it), before getting into the mess that is Mike Vrabel and his very public situationship with an NFL insider. Married. Kids. Group trip? Sure.

Meg Thee Stallion and Klay Thompson have us in shambles. Playing house, meeting families, and still confused about monogamy in your 30s? Be serious. Syd and TP analyze just why men seem so obsessed with women who are “hard to get” - is consent a turn off to you?

We also get into a truly disturbing case of Haley Beck, a former teacher at Centennial High School in Peoria, Arizona, and the sister of social media influencer Noah Beck. Unfortunately, predators don’t look how people expect. Plus, a completely unserious “assassination attempt” that should spark a conversation about gun laws but instead will argue for a… new ballroom?

And lastly, a DM that reminded us why we talk about any of this in the first place.

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It’s #NotAllMen… but it’s definitely enough men, and we get into it. Syd ran out of gas in the middle of an intersection in the pouring rain and you’ll never guess who came to the rescue... Yeah a man. Well, men actually, so buckle up for this story.

We also watched Trust Me: The False Prophet on Netflix, which would obviously prompt a group chat conversation about who is “most likely to join a cult” (and there was a clear winner.)

Finally, we invite you to join us in the moment of silence we held in honor of the loss in the lesbian community, a viral TikTok that is still convinced we’re dating, and a DM that gives a real life look at an audio to video converted viewer. 

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We dive into Syd’s solo trip to St. Kitts, the men in her DMs, and how her driver refused to take “I’m a lesbian” as an answer. We also get into the beef between Orange and the Pope—and how, despite everything, it was Trump’s AI Jesus post that really had Catholics losing it. Plus, we relive TP’s draft day moment, then get Down in the DMs to talk about dealing with failure when it smacks you right in the face.

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TOGETHXR is a new media and commerce company founded by four of the world's greatest professional athletes: Alex Morgan, Chloe Kim, Simone Manuel, and Sue Bird. With a focus on rich storytelling rooted in lifestyle and youth culture, TOGETHXR is an unapologetic platform where representation and equality is the norm.

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Nneka O joins to give us the presidential pov of the CBA negotiations, reminisce on her one childhood sleepover, and deny us the opportunity to break her free agency news. We won’t be inviting her back.

We dissected Geno’s apology (if that’s what you want to call it.) Nneka unpacks…winning. A yacht party ends in murder…that’s all we’re able to disclose until authorities arrive.

Lastly we talk about ideal unsupervised days, lines we won’t cross, and Q&A from the Togethxr House crowd. Shoutout to all the babysitters who showed up!

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ABOUT TOGETHXR

TOGETHXR is a new media and commerce company founded by four of the world's greatest professional athletes: Alex Morgan, Chloe Kim, Simone Manuel, and Sue Bird. With a focus on rich storytelling rooted in lifestyle and youth culture, TOGETHXR is an unapologetic platform where representation and equality is the norm.

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