Syd discovers Broadway, TP breaks down why Joy inspires rage, and we get exclusive cameos from TP’s tipsy uncle and Syd’s grandma who swears whistling is “for boys only.”

Plus: being 33 and 6 feet tall at the kids’ table, the proper way to exit dinner, and a crucial PSA—yes, there can be too many cooks in the kitchen.

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Welcome to one of our most ridiculous (read: fun) episodes yet. And plot twist- we welcome our FIRST-EVER GUEST! 

OH and we unpack why keeping up with rich friends = a trap and test which personality types pair with which ice-cream flavors. 

It’s basically science and endless games. You’ll learn a lot.

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We dive into the nitty gritty of cranberry sauce, SNAP benefits, 50-year mortgages (TP does math), and our co-dependent relationships with our favorite inanimate objects. Your water bottle? It can’t live without its cap—so don’t you dare leave it alone in the trash. And finally, it’s time to say goodbye to our former listener, who got upset that we talked politics. Best of luck on your journey, babe.

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First-class problems, White House conspiracy theories, and Syd’s dark past in chat rooms. We dive into the demolition of the White House ballroom to find out who’s behind it — and sadly, it's not HGTV. If this whole thing isn’t a metaphor for America right now, we don’t know what is.

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TP forced a Halloween takeover. This or That: Candy Edition gets real — haunted houses, straight-up bribery, and kid TP proving swagger’s a birthright. Also “Sit your $5 ass down before I make change” = life motto, but if it’s in quarters, slide ’em into the shower with you so TP can’t swipe it.

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We’re out here mourning the death of MTV music videos because, honestly, they raised us. We also take a moment to educate Stephen A. Smith on Alexis Ohanian—the Reddit co-founder, Angel City FC owner, and one of the earliest investors in women’s sports. From there, we break down the sacred rules of streaming a new show with your partner and why burping = feminist healthcare. But honestly, 80% of this episode is us in a non-existential, hypothetical debate about finding a skid mark in your teammate’s underwear—and we’re proud of it.

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BREAKING NEWS: If you’re rich and powerful (or the FDA) you can do whatever the hell you want- until now. We’re taking the law into our own hands with a new segment What’s Your Sentence?—and our punishments are guaranteed to be bigger than a WNBA fine. Plus, special shoutout to Imogen for sliding into Chip's DM's.

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Napheesa said it out loud, The Rapture’s been rescheduled, and Bad Bunny is pro-America (geography lesson included).

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Forget the ESPYs—this is the only award show that matters. Categories? Fake. Winners? Real. Roses? No, but we did mention you so be grateful 

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TP’s high on Dramamine, trees are whispering, and we’re covering everything from Black excellence to tough love—whether it’s Terence Crawford in the ring or Pharrell’s mom slowing him down so he could speed up. We break down manifestation (spoiler: stay ready). And to this week’s babysitter DM: if your job forgets your birthday ‘cause you had to take time off for your health… might be time to bounce. In the W, we just paddle-wheel and keep it movin’. Syd highly recommends.

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