Diddy's Legal Mayhem: Cassie’s courtroom testimony paints an explicit picture of high-end orgies ("freak offs"), glistening participants, baby oil logistics, and urine-drenched hotel carpets. Suge Knight even makes a cameo.

Rest In Peace Segment:

🐊 Morris the alligator from Happy Gilmore

🤼‍♂️ ECW/WWE wrestler Sabu

⚾️ Baseball great Chet Lemon

Menendez Brothers Resentenced: Could Lyle and Erik end up court-side at a Knicks game again? Will Mark Jackson recreate that infamous trading card moment?

Chiefs Superfan Gets 32 Years: Xavier “Chiefsaholic” Babudar is sentenced again for masked bank robbery. But what’s with all the wolf costumes?

John Daly Update: Daily reports waking up is now “a win” as he battles health issues, Diet Coke, and continues to rock that old lesbian chic.

NFL Schedule Drop: Why do people care so much?

Michael Jordan Joins NBA on NBC: Get ready for MJ’s deadpan insights and eternal vendettas.

Draymond Green’s Victim Complex: The NBA’s favorite ball-kicker claims there’s an agenda. (Spoiler: there probably isn’t.)

Bill Belichick’s Pageant Love: Bill supports his 24-year-old girlfriend as she places runner-up in Miss Maine USA. Yes, really.

Voicemails & Tributes:

RIP to listener Kyle.

Knicks playoff talk.

Ed gets a toothpaste tube helper in the mail (he’s not impressed).

Halle Berry’s Lube Ad: Berry shills personal lubricant from bed, pre-coitus, while her boyfriend Van Hunt (remember him?) smolders nearby. You’re going to need a shower.

Simon Cowell Asked to Judge Real-Life Sex: He declined. We feel weird just reading about it.

Tom Hardy Health Update: The Mad Max star admits his condition "won’t get better" but he keeps filming through the pain.

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