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The guys return for Episode 601 with a Thanksgiving week warm-up, chat about Ed’s November beard, the horrors of AI thumbnails featuring random white dudes, and an emotional tour through this week’s RIPs. They break down everything from Jimmy Kimmel’s lifelong bandmate to a tragic Last Chance U figure — plus a food influencer, a one-hit-wonder frontman, and multiple legendary athletes.

Then it’s onto sports: a Texas state trooper’s big-time bitch move, O.J.’s estate finally paying up, Matt Kalil’s “two Coke can” situation, and the dangerous reality of NFL painkiller culture. The voicemails bring a penguin joke and pure chaos. In non-sports, the guys revisit Hitler’s micro-penis allegations and Kim Kardashian’s delusional approach to law school.

Finally, the Crocodile Hunter’s son is now an underwear model, Russians are dismembering crypto scammers, and New Jersey dudes are crashing DeLoreans while hauling 87 baggies of coke. Another beautiful week at TBLS.

Brian sets a 30-minute timer

Thanksgiving episode previewed — the boys are digging into the Beverly Hills 90210 Thanksgiving episode

Ed’s annual November beard returns, much to Brian’s annoyance

AI thumbnails continue to give the show “two random white dudes who don’t exist”

Jimmy Kimmel Live bandleader, childhood friend of Kimmel, died due to complications of cirrhosis.

Legendary Last Chance U coach, shot and killed in Oakland. Influential mentor and long-time community figure.

Influencer with two million followers; reports call his passing a “horrible accident.”

Lead singer of 80s one-hit wonder Living in a Box.

Oscar-nominated actress, early breast-implant activist.

Four-time NBA All-Star known for legendary talent and a cocaine-fueled fall from the league.

Hall of Fame Seahawks safety, one of the great hitters of the 80s; reportedly suffered kidney issues from old NFL painkiller practices.

Trooper shoulders South Carolina WR/track phenom Nyck Harbor, then starts yelling at him. Sent home mid-game. A&M energy at its peak.

Up 30–3 at half. Ends up losing 31–30. Beautiful karma.

More than 30 years later, Goldman may finally see millions from the civil judgment. Likely tied to monetizing OJ’s likeness and closing out the estate.

Ex-wife says his size ended their marriage. Kalil now remarried to a Sports Illustrated model. Porn companies come calling.

Painkillers, weed suspensions, tough guy culture. Ed and Brian discuss how ugly the NFL can be up close.

From FanFan
A penguin stops at a mechanic… ice cream… blows a seal…
A classic late-stage Norm Macdonald–style journey to nowhere. The boys salute him.

A story that reappears every couple years. No one fact-checks because… who’s defending Hitler’s anatomy?

Despite no law school attendance, Kim expected to pass because psychics told her so. The guys ask: Who would ever hire Kim as a lawyer?

Robert “Bob” Irwin drops a campaign featuring snakes and a very deliberate bulge. The internet… notices.

Stole $500 million through a fake app → kidnappers found his crypto wallet empty → heads and limbs removed. “Extortion plot” my ass — pure revenge.

A very Jersey combination: 80s car, drug dealing, bad decisions. The boys locate the town and assess the local vibe.

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Hosts: Brian Beckner & Ed Daly
Duration: ~1 hour 15 minutes
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The boys celebrate 600 episodes of The Baller Lifestyle Podcast — twelve years of dumb jokes, hard truths, and heartfelt community moments. Brian and Ed reflect on their long-running friendship, the wild ride of podcasting, and the listeners who’ve made it all worthwhile.

They kick things off with love for their audience and special shoutouts to longtime listener David Bray, then dive headfirst into their signature mix of dark humor, sports takes, RIPs, and ridiculousness.

Another week, another grim roundup:

Marshawn Neyland – Promising Cowboys defensive end, gone too soon.

Lenny Wilkens – NBA Hall of Famer, player, and coach, passes at 88.

Paul Tagliabue – Former NFL commissioner; Brian thought he’d been dead for decades.

Young Bleed – No Limit rapper dies at 51 of a brain aneurysm (yes, Young Bleed).

Charles Coste – 101-year-old French Olympic cyclist; the guys debate flopping dicks and old bike seats.

“Human Barbie” Influencer – Yet another social media casualty.

Dick Cheney – Finally gone; Ed and Brian unload a well-earned verbal obituary for the war criminal of war criminals.

Antonio Brown arrested (again) — this time for attempted murder.

Amon-Ra St. Brown gets punched after doing the Trump dance — the guys break down his “fake” saint name and his dad’s NFL eugenics project.

Guardians Pitchers Scandal: Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz caught “pitch-fixing” for a $12k bet despite multimillion contracts.

Kickers Are Too Good: Listener email sparks a rant about banning kickers and making goalposts narrower.

BYU vs. Texas Tech: Listeners report signs reading “Alcoholics vs. Soakers.” The guys are delighted.

Super Lee congratulates the show on 600 episodes.

Drew in Phoenix demands the NFL “ban the kicker.”

Matthew Richards checks in from Lubbock with BYU/Tech game tales.

All Text No Tweet asks about Trump getting booed at a Commanders game.

Super Lee surprises Brian & Ed with a cameo from Emmanuel Lewis (Webster!), who requests a Daily’s Choice: Webster vs. Ricky Schroeder. The guys hilariously deliver.

Father and son killed by giant hornets while ziplining in Laos — the guys roast the idea of “adventure tourism.”

79-year-old British millionaire seeks a “good breeder” on Tinder. The hosts volunteer in horrifying detail.

The Louvre Robbery: Hot French thieves, a lift, and the world’s dumbest password — “Louvre.”

Brian recalls a wild art theft documentary where retirees lived with a $160M stolen painting behind a door.

“If you call yourself Young Bleed, you’re bleeding out one way or another.”
“Dick Cheney should be mentioned in the same breath as Pol Pot — except with worse aim.”
“If you’re 51, you’re not ‘Young’ anything. You’re Middle-Aged Hemorrhage.”
“Fifty rooms? That’s too many rooms. Just give me the money and the lube.”

Brian thanks Ed for twelve years of showing up and the listeners for sticking around through six hundred episodes of nonsense, insight, and friendship. The show wraps with a toast to the community and to David Bray — “We love you, man.”

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The Baller Lifestyle Podcast — Episode 598: “Ebenezer Scissorhands”

Hosts: Brian Beckner & Ed Daly
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Brian and Ed are back and feeling fresh for a rare morning session, bringing you another classic mix of dark humor, deep pop culture dives, RIP tributes, sports scandals, and non-sports absurdity. From Landon Donovan’s hair to Chauncey Billups’ poker scandal to Johnny Depp’s next “artistic” disaster — it’s all here.

Plus: the guys talk about midlife fatigue, snakes in the yard, fake NBA injuries, Lassie’s gender, and George Jones’ bulletproof gold chain.

Dave Ball, Soft Cell co-founder (“Tainted Love”) — a one-hit wonder that still pays the bills.

Daniel Naroditsky, U.S. chess grandmaster — died amid harassment and cheating rumors.

June Lockhart, 100 — Lassie’s mom and Donna Martin’s grandma on 90210.

Ace Frehley (KISS) — death now “suspicious.”

Nick Mangold, 41 — ex–Jets center, dead after kidney transplant plea.

Plus: the guys unpack the wild history of animal TV shows (Lassie, Flipper, Gentle Ben, The Littlest Hobo).

NBA Gambling Scandal — Chauncey Billups, Terry Rozier, Damon Jones, and mob connections.

NBA coaches caught running poker games.

Players tipping off gamblers about injuries.

Rozier faking an injury to hit the under.

LeBron’s name surfaces (and his wine collection gets roasted).

“The NBA is WWE — competitive for the last 3 minutes only.”

Fantasy Football Rage — Jay Stew vs. Kyle Shanahan and the “injury report crisis.”

Jalen Brown’s Hairline Disaster — Shoe polish meltdown caught on jersey.

Knicks are (kinda) good again.

Heroes & Jerks Update: Ed’s updated edition coming Spring 2026 — “95% done.”

Don Zimmer’s Age Game: How old was he really in that Padres photo?

Travel Talk: Ed’s advice for surviving Scotland (“Food = bad, people = great, go ethnic”).

Listener Shoutouts: Matthew Richards, All Texting No Tweeting.

Rob Schneider: Claims “there were no children’s hospitals” growing up — Ed fact-checks him with centuries of sick kids.

Gold Chain Saves Life: Man’s fat Cuban link literally stops a bullet — instant legend.

Teacher Tapes Kid’s Head to Desk: Jersey man loses his license (and gains a mugshot soul patch).

Pringles Exposé: “Not potato chips” — Brian and Ed break down snack fraud.

PA Man Kills Mom’s Lover: Sling Blade reenactment in real life.

ICE Fitness Fail: Agents can’t do 15 pushups or a mile and a half in 14 minutes.

Johnny Depp’s Return: A new Christmas Carol — starring Depp as Ebenezer Scissorhands (with guest voices from Holly Robinson Peete, Peter DeLuise, and “Rock”).

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“Lassie was a girl. It’s literally in the name.”

“The NBA is basically WWE with sneakers.”

“Betting the under is bitch.”

“George Jones’ medallion could stop a bullet.”

“Johnny Depp as Ebenezer Scissorhands might actually work.”

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Title: The Reaper Works Overtime
Hosts: Brian Beckner & Ed Daly

Brian and Ed are back to honor the fallen, roast the living, and laugh at the absurd. In this week’s episode, the guys salute friends of the show, mourn a few legends (and some not-so-legends), and wade through everything from celebrity deaths to pervy psychics to Dodgers delusion. Plus: Jay Fizzle’s baby army, Charlie Sheen’s “good company,” and a UK porn crisis.

It’s the irreverent blend of dark humor, pop culture, and sports cynicism that keeps The Baller Lifestyle the most honest show in podcasting.

The Grim Reaper’s been busy, and Brian and Ed have thoughts:

Ace Frehley, Kiss guitarist and Spaceman – dead at 74.

Jesús Montero – Yankee phenom turned Venezuelan tragedy.

Doug “Muscle Hamster” Martin – Tampa Bay legend meets a bad end.

Sam Rivers (Limp Bizkit), Ed Williams (Naked Gun), Penelope Milford (Heathers), Sandy Alomar Sr., Drew Struzan (poster legend), and even D’Angelo (the R&B one, not the living one).

Plus: why dying on your couch might be underrated.

Who’s getting Otani’d next? The ALCS looms large.

The Great Dodgers Debate: Why everyone hates them (and Brian doesn’t care).

Ex–NFL RB arrested in a 3 p.m. Wednesday sex sting — and why that’s weird.

Aaron Rodgers’ “Mario” touchdown celebration goes wrong.

Bill Belichick’s “bossy” new intern and Cal’s scoreboard troll job.

Make-A-Wish employee loses her job after calling ICE on a Dodgers fan.

Hot doctors: bad idea or good motivation?

The “ball cyst” confession revisited.

Listener Super Lee weighs in on free listeners, Love Is Blind, and proper prostate protocol.

Katy Perry vs. Demi Lovato: a Sophie's Choice no one asked for.

Rapper Jay Fizzle welcomes kids #32–34 on his quest for 50 children.

Charlie Sheen’s latest revelation: gay sex, cocaine, and deflection.

Alec Baldwin’s Hamptons crash — was he dodging a garbage truck or sexting?

Pornhub traffic plummets 50% in the UK — RIP to imagination.

Plus: Brian and Ed reflect on how the mental “rolodex” of spank bank memories died with dial-up.

Super Lee calls in with praise, grievances, and a theory on Brian’s medical preferences.

E-Ray wonders: Katy Perry or Demi Lovato? (Spoiler: neither.)

RIP Kyle from Doll Family Farms — gone but not forgotten.

“F*** ICE” — The Official Position of The Baller Lifestyle Podcast.

Dodgers fans, prepare for sacrifice.

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The Baller Lifestyle Podcast – Episode 596: “The Guy Fieri Tequila Heist”
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Brian and Ed return for Episode 596 with an all-timer mix of pop-culture absurdity, celebrity autopsies, and high-end tequila thefts. Plus, updates from the Rain City Jacks, RIPs, and a surprise visit from Johnny Depp himself.

Diane Keaton (79) – True legend of American film; slacks, gloves, hats, and iconic movies from The Godfather to Annie Hall.

Mike Greenwell – Red Sox slugger gone too soon after a long thyroid battle. (Brian & Ed still not entirely sure what the thyroid does.)

Ron Dean – The ultimate “that guy” actor from Risky Business, The Fugitive, and Cocktail.

Arturo Gatti Jr. (17) – Tragic death eerily similar to his father’s.

Sister Jean (106) – Loyola’s basketball chaplain finally retires… and promptly ascends.

Cam Newton’s Girlfriend List Request – Cam wants a list of Jasmine Brown’s past lovers. Brian and Ed explain why that’s the worst idea ever, compare him to The Bachelor’s Colton, and declare that “guys who wear #1 are sus.”

Eric Dickerson vs. Bad Bunny – Dickerson doesn’t realize Puerto Rico is part of the U.S. and wants Bad Bunny banned from the Super Bowl.

Belichick’s Fall – The Hoodie loses the magic and maybe his mind, while a new girlfriend and Hulu doc drama stir things up.

UNC Hulu Series Canceled – Mack Brown’s two-and-three start ends the reality show dreams.

Football Nostalgia – Remember neck rolls, massive pads, and those awkward thigh inserts? The boys do.

Robin Williams AI Resurrections – His daughter Zelda wants the deepfakes to stop. Brian & Ed agree: “Go watch Mork & Mindy instead.”

Matlock Reboot – Kathy Bates as Matlock?! Plus, on-set assault accusations, bad decisions, and the saddest career self-own in Hollywood.

The Guy Fieri Tequila Heist – Twenty-four thousand bottles stolen! Is it marketing genius or Fast & Furious: Flavortown Drift? Brian casts Gerard Butler as Fieri in the inevitable film adaptation.

Charlize Theron vs. Johnny Depp – At a Dior show, she walks away from him; Johnny Depp joins the show to defend his honor, his wolf “Greco,” and his Sauvage fragrance.

Celebrity Booze Economy – Hagar, Clooney, The Rock, and now Guy Fieri cashing in while pretending to be victims.

Bonus Bri, Raygun talk, Johnny Depp’s full meltdown, and the NCIS universe explained.
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“If you’re jacking it with the fellas, don’t show up late.”

“The Mona Lisa doesn’t belong in private — same with Robert Redford’s beauty.”

“No guy wearing number one has ever been normal.”

“They should disband the Navy — too many crimes on NCIS.”

“Guy Fieri’s Ozempic glow-up might be Hollywood’s greatest special effect.”

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Brian and Ed are back with a jam-packed 45 minutes for the free show — and even more for Patreon subscribers. In this episode, the guys talk guilty pleasures, Paul Thomas Anderson’s new thriller One Battle After Another, tragic deaths in the news, a wild Mark Sanchez story, skydiving mishaps, and the eternal mystery of Mike Trout’s back acne. Plus, Lori Loughlin’s back on the market, Quincy Jones nicknames Michael Jackson “Smelly,” and Kodak Black clears up meth rumors (kind of).

OPENING

Brian visits his son at Berkeley for homecoming — only to watch Cal lose to Duke and a section full of smug “Dukies.”

Paul Thomas Anderson’s One Battle After Another gets rave reviews from Brian.

Ed and Brian debate the concept of “guilty pleasures” and why you should never feel guilty for liking a good tune (even if it’s Captain & Tennille).

R.I.P. SEGMENT

Arthur Jones, NFL vet and brother of Jon & Chandler Jones.

Pro climber Balen Miller’s tragic fall from El Capitan sparks a discussion on thrill-seeking vs. staying grounded.

Jane Goodall’s passing — and the guys’ hilarious reflections on Darwin, nature, and why camping sucks.

Syracuse legend Lawrence Moten dies at 53.

Two DJs in Mexico found dismembered — and Brian and Ed unpack the “OnlyFans femme fatale” angle.

SPORTS

Mark Sanchez arrested after drunkenly attacking a 69-year-old grease truck driver while doing wind sprints in an alley.

Angels drama: Mike Trout’s “pimple biter,” drug dealers, and team dysfunction.

Ben McDonald refuses to fake enthusiasm for hockey on air.

A skydiving instructor’s fatal accident prompts Brian and Ed to reaffirm their fear of heights — and hot air balloons.

VOICEMAILS & EMAILS

Bowling correspondent Ben Ennis calls in furious about lane replacements mid-season.

Listener mail about mechanical pencils and catching up on old episodes.

G Fish’s deep dive into Jason Stewart’s tweets, NFL “predictions,” and the pursuit of “full consistency.”

NON-SPORTS

Lori Loughlin & Mossimo Giannulli divorce after 28 years — Brian’s couch is available.

Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban’s “Cocaine Clause” could cost her $11M.

Lionel Richie says Quincy Jones nicknamed Michael Jackson “Smelly.”

Kodak Black insists “I don’t be on meth.”

Kevin Hart loses it when a Twitch streamer hits on his daughter.

The guys rip Twitch streamers, influencers, and the sorry state of online “content.”

A reflection on what it means to be funny, middle-aged, and podcasting for the right reasons.

“Have these guys not tried out pussy yet? Because pussy’s great.”

“You small beers!” – Benicio Del Toro, One Battle After Another

“Mark Sanchez has made some bad decisions, but wind sprints in an alley before assaulting a grease truck driver might be top three.”

“Mike Trout’s back looks like a pepperoni pizza — and someone’s eating the toppings.”

“If Lori Loughlin needs a place to stay, my couch has great depth and firm cushions.”

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From salty listeners to diamond-studded butt crack piercings, Brian and Ed are back with another wide-ranging breakdown of the week in sports, culture, and general nonsense.

We pay respects to notable figures who left us this week, including Bobby Cain—the first Black student to graduate from an integrated high school, former Packers lineman Bill Ferrario, Bengals RB Rudi Johnson, Black Liberation Army member Assata Shakur, and Loyola’s beloved Sister Jean.

Dave Portnoy rages against lightning delays: “If you get struck, so be it.”

Cal State Bakersfield coach Rod Barnes steps down after his assistant is arrested on human trafficking, drug, and weapons charges.

Seahawks great Shaun Alexander announces he and his wife are expecting baby #14.

Brock Purdy’s health is again in question, this time due to toe soreness.

Listeners bring the heat:

Deep Dark Nuts isn’t buying the “retirement” rumors.

Kmacktex grills Brian & Ed about the new 45-minute “hard out,” Patreon value, and whether the guys are more Brett Favre or Barry Sanders.

All Texting No Tweeting fact-checks the NFL’s crime vs. policing narrative and wants answers.

Conjoined twins Abby & Brittany Hensel spotted holding a baby, fueling speculation.

Larry Wilcox claims Erik Estrada once had him fired from CHiPs—but years later, they became best friends.

Marc Maron and Shane Gillis blast the Riyadh Comedy Festival while Burr, Hart, and Pete Davidson perform in Saudi Arabia.

Cardi B admits she spent $13k on a diamond butt crack piercing… then lost it in the toilet.

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Welcome back to The Baller Lifestyle Podcast with Brian Beckner and Ed Daly. In this episode, the guys cover the week’s weirdest headlines, sports scandals, celebrity drama, and plenty of listener interaction. From small-plane tragedies to stone-skipping controversies, no topic is off-limits.

🎓 Brian reflects on his Costa Mesa High School class of 1993 and a rally chant that hasn’t aged well.

🎮 Trying to decode “terminally online” slang, groipers, incels, and why Congress is too old to understand any of it.

✈️ The tragic death of songwriter Brett James (“Jesus, Take the Wheel”) in a small-plane crash sparks a PSA: stop flying private planes.

🏈 The sudden death scare of coach Sean Clark, stability updates, and football’s never-ending search for the next man up.

🌊 The World Stone Skipping Championship scandal—yes, competitors were allegedly juicing their rocks.

💪 A 58-year-old college football player suits up—sparking debates on eligibility, athleticism, and whether Brian should declare for the NFL draft.

💃 The guys profess their undying admiration for Olympic breakdancer Ray Gun, with a very NSFW tangent.

💍 Cardi B’s surprise pregnancy announcement with NFL star Stefon Diggs collides with another messy paternity suit.

🥊 Adrian Broner kicked off a podcast for refusing to stop hitting on the co-host.

⚾ The Milwaukee Brewers invoke “the late Bob Uecker” in a pep talk, only for it to be… written by their manager.

📺 Listener emails cover everything from streaming-show flashback confusion, old sitcoms like The Hogan Family, and a legendary voicemail from Brian’s junior high girlfriend.

🧴 Brian and Ed revisit youthful masturbation mishaps involving Pert Plus, conditioner, and olive oil.

🍦 Ben & Jerry’s co-founder clashes with Unilever, sparking a debate about corporate greed and over-engineered ice cream flavors.

🪦 Meek Mill can’t find his father’s body in a Philadelphia cemetery—and may sue.

🛫 A skull is discovered at Tampa airport, which is exactly as Florida as it sounds.

Voicemails about Drea de Matteo, Brian’s workout vest, and blocking listeners on Instagram.

Emails calling out Brian’s self-esteem, Ed’s toe troubles, and political hot takes.

Shoutouts to Super Lee, Darb in OC, GFish, and Parade for keeping the mailbag spicy.

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Title: Tooth in the Eye, Jet Ski Rescues & Kiss My Grits

Brian and Ed return for a “tight 45” that stretches into a fast-moving, hilarious ride through sports, scandals, celebrity deaths, and wild news stories. From Patrick Mahomes’ questionable sportsmanship to Charlie Kirk’s ironic demise, Ricky Hatton’s shocking passing, and Flo from Alice leaving us, the guys cover it all. They also dive into Joey Chestnut’s Impossible Nugget stunt, Don Majkowski’s barroom antics, Greg Louganis selling his medals, Kawhi Leonard’s absurd demands, and listener emails that take them into bike mileage, shower suds strategies, and medical mysteries. Non-sports news brings even more absurdity: a blind man regains sight with a tooth in his eye, a cruise passenger tries to skip a $16k gambling debt by jumping ship, a nine-year-old neurosurgeon-in-training, and Oliver North marrying his document-shredding secretary decades later.

As always, the banter is sharp, irreverent, and wildly funny.

NFL Chaos: Patrick Mahomes’ shady sideline hit, Chiefs start 0–2, and the ethics of Friday night games.

Bonus Bri: Hulk Hogan’s surprisingly low net worth, fitness chats with Fan Fan, and body scan updates.

RIP Section:

Charlie Kirk’s ironic death

Ricky Hatton, boxing legend gone too soon

Polly Holliday (“Flo” from Alice / Gremlins)

Sports Oddities:

Joey Chestnut downs 275 Impossible Nuggets at a Giants game

Don Majkowski (the “Magic Man”) accused of choking a bartender

Greg Louganis sells his gold medals, heads to Panama

Kawhi Leonard’s uncle’s wild demands on the Raptors

Listener Mailbag:

Ed’s biking mileage & hatred of toes

Strategic “dick suds reserves” in the shower

Medical Q&A possibilities with Dr. Zonka Cruz

Non-Sports Weirdness:

Blind man sees again after tooth implanted in his eye

Cruise passenger jumps ship over $16k gambling debt—rescued by jet ski

Nine-year-old studying to be a neurosurgeon

Oliver North marries his secretary, Fawn Hall, 40 years after Iran-Contra

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Brian and Ed may have promised a quick one, but Episode 592 delivers a full-speed blast of laughs, sports, scandals, and insane human behavior—exactly what The Baller Lifestyle Podcast does best.

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