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EP 584: Dick Soap and Dwarf Tossing

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Brian’s exact showering process, down to how soap travels from groin to foot

The ongoing saga of Patreon transition and pleas for support

Celebrities who left us this week, including fake news about Theo Huxtable

Golf photoshops and corporate grooming shame

Buff Bagwell’s leg amputation and continued wrestling dreams

Lamine Yamal’s birthday bash dwarf controversy

Gwyneth’s scandalous confession about Ben Affleck

Astronomer CEO gets busted cheating at a Coldplay show

Listener voicemails (or the lack thereof)

And a heartfelt farewell to the Steve Miller Band’s summer tour

Patreon Bonus Segment:
Stick around for the Patreon-only bonus show where the guys go even deeper on the astronomer Coldplay affair, romantic disasters, and a real-world teabag scandal. Also, hear Ed’s recap of a Wu-Tang concert and why Young Dirty Bastard might be onto something.

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Segments & Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro / Patreon reminders
04:30 - Shower routines unravel (and get uncomfortable)
38:00 - Obituary round-up: From Theo to the oldest marathoner
1:02:00 - Sports: Buff Bagwell, golf Photoshop drama, dwarf tossing
1:22:00 - Voicemail drought & J-Stew Twitter updates
1:35:00 - Patreon-Only Show begins:
• Coldplay affair fallout
• Teabagging confessions
• Wu-Tang concert recap
• MRI chain mishap
• Steve Miller Band says goodbye?

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