Jana and Brian spiral gloriously from BBL surgeries and Beverly Hills housewife culture into foam-roller TikTok propaganda, pony herpes panic, and whether big cities are dying. A crash-course in medical tourism leads to faja talk, band-of-horses discourse, and Brian’s dream of a 10K population town with surgically-enhanced friends. Jana goes long on her Kristi Noem vendetta (and Brian maybe follows her husband), while horse stables quarantine like a soap opera. This week’s caller asks how to end things with a sweet but not-quite-right guy and gets a crash course in guilt-free breakups, clean exits, and why you can’t protect someone from their own feelings.

FOR MORE OF US IN YOUR LIFE, BECOME AN OFFICIAL WISE ASS: sagebasedwisdom.supercast.com 

Hosts: Jana Schmieding (@janaunplgd) and Brian Bahe (@brian_bahe)

Music: Steve Jenkins (@stevejenkins)

Producer: John Delviscio (@johndelviscio)

Have a question or comment about anything? Leave a voice memo: https://www.speakpipe.com/sagebasedwisdom

Email us a voice memo here: [email protected]

Call us at 657-201-9263

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SageBasedWisdom