What would you do if a $1200 drone landed in your backyard? Clearly, you would set it on fire. I give you the latest on the hantavirus, and did you know chimps can predict the weather? Two pilots have been grounded because they were drawing penises in the sky. Real estate prices are coming down, and a man is in jail because he tried to claim ownership of a boat in honor of Donald Trump. It appears you can’t smoke pot in your home anymore if you live next to this woman, and you won’t believe what they found in the throat of a Chinese dude.