Our cars have 'sploded, our water heater 'sploded, everything has seemingly 'sploded all around us. We talk about Elon's divorce attorney crying in chancery court, middle aged adults arguing about bedtimes, 20-somethings being terrible friends, and of course, how all our stuff exploded. Forgive us for our lateness.

ALSO: Alex has a few details he wants to add to our conversation about Elon's remuneration, so feel free to hit him up on twitter about that (@kybernet3s)

Special thanks to Slic here on Spotify for our wonderful music.