topics: Billy Porter being fake and random, BeReal, the movie Closet Monster, Canadians, did Chad Michael Murray have giant nipples?, Irma Vep, Stitched, Project Runway Junior, The unXplained with William Shatner, Beavis and Butthead Do the Universe, a myriad of Netflix comedy specials, toddler clothing having great proportions for fat guys, a deeeeep dive into Machine Gun Kelly's new Hulu doc, (is MGK the synthesis of Jeffree Star and Olivia Rodrigo?), some obligatory Post Malone stuff, etc

also: i answer 25+ questions about tv and movies from you all who submitted...

XOXO

editor's note: multiple times during this episode i make reference to the year being 2021 when in fact it's the year 2022 lmao