topics: finding out that i do drop shipping, a lana del rey premonition, mourning dove fire escape egg update, trying out tactical sandals and settling for moccasins, a bald gay betrayal, revisiting the skaarsgard tea i spilled months ago..., getting some proof i needed about an insane neighbor, a tight 30 mins on the osama bin laden netflix doc/9/11/the war on terror, and i answer all your Questions (fav 90's songs, hygiene products, poconos recommendations, the valley, summerhouse, top chef, you name it!)

topics: inadvertently starting the pod five years ago on lena dunham's birthday, buying an AMFM radio to keep myself company, the reframe beauty launch, apple losing in court to patreon, My Grand Tour (rochester ny, elmira ny, kent ct), Greenpoint Neighborhood Update (zoe kravitz and noah centino, my neighbor wearing a peloton shirt, a firm handshake from my landlord's daughter, lay's thai bbq chips, shame stickers for street sweeping), Body Horror Corner (skin tags, accidentally "gleeking", having to google how old i am), and every single one of the written questions and voicemails are answered!

Topics: new merch, ConEd turning my power turned off during met gala monday, how should celebs interpret the theme of Black Dandyism?, lena dunham's essay about leaving new york, marvin gaye's cross dressing father murdering him, The Rehearsal, a sensual moment in the mcdonald's drive thru, and i answer all your Questions (unbalanced friendships, what makes good car television, and a deep dive into gay surrogacy...)

i hop back in the booth to excruciatingly detail every day of my LA trip; lovers of minutiae will rejoice <3

topics: my new recording booth, gay guys changing their names after marriage, Speed 2, meghan markle netflix show, denise richards and her wild things, the rigged witch hunt of stacey on RHOP, proudly denying a raya referral, going defcon 3 on washable rugs, and of course so much more in between

topics: mixing hummus into vodka sauce, being street style photographed unbeknownst, the bullshit "why do rich people love quiet" Atlantic article i can't escape, but mostly i answer your Questions regarding: dating a man in prison, Anora, how to get your groove back, fav gaga era, formative television and movies, best cars for lesbians, single parenting, and truly so much more i honestly love you guys....... <3

topics: dia beacon, the homeless guy on my block who will kill me within the year, drag race season 10, tiktok ban, carrie underwood, zyns, book recs, courtney love, fav breakfast, lunch, and dinner in nyc, is gay monogamy possible?, a bunch of car stuff, and i answer perhaps too many questions <3

topics: merch update, my upcoming LA trip, trying to figure out what's going on in our skies lately, extensive grammy's red carpet and award show recap, lady gaga's Abracadabra, leather LL bean boat and totes, a long island italian feast, instagram gripes, and a review of american sports story: aaron hernandez

topics: there are no topics... i answer 20 questions on the themes of love, career, jealousy, fast food, reality television, dentistry, crystals, high stakes social events, office jobs, defunct gay twitter slang; you prolly know the vibe etc

topics: an addendum and fake apology regarding my comments about trans youth last episode, jenna lyons misgendering a prominent stylist on WWHL and no one clocking it, nyc parks department shutting down the alcoholic production assistant Marathon in mcgolrick park, the 1995 brady bunch movie, live reaction to "eusexua", challengers oscars snub, wendy williams's breakfast club interview, and much more minutia to tie it all together <3