Sometimes doodoo rocks come when you're not at home. Sometimes those doodoo rocks ain't gonna wait for your cute little footsies to be on that nice light blue fluffy rug you got by your toilet. Then you must do the unthinkable, crap at a Wendy's. Well, hey, it's better than having shit in your pants.

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