Matchday 38 and just 90 minutes of football remain in the 2022/23 Premier League season as Ashwood City throw everything at survival.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

John Brannoch as Colin Walsh

Joel Emery as Dan Watson

As themselves:

Peter Drury

Gary Lineker

Alan Shearer

Micah Richards

Jules Breach

Kate Mason

Danny Jamieson 

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

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