Ever wandered what 2 bottles of wine could do on a flight from Turkey to Leeds? You don't have to guess....

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Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour.

Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only.

Orange - November 29 - 4PM - Factory Espresso

As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there!

(and before you ask, Adelaide, Tassie and more getting sorted asap)

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Right. YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours will be in the mail momentarily, (including the seppos - at great personal expense) but excluding the three bastards who have not provided an address, and seem to refuse to reply to emails. Sort it out. I'll bring some to live shows too. That is all.

Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale! Get in quick for last shows of 2025.

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Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), boot salesman (ding) AND NOW AN AUTHOR (MORRREEEEE CHILLI)

Get his book, IF YOU MUST KNOW, by clicking here

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Heggie dropped a THIRD YouTube special, LOWBREED, but still left the comments closed like a coward. Watch it here.

Cody's new stand-up special "LIVE AT THE CORNER HOTEL" is OUT NOW on YouTube

Have a squizz and leave comments before he takes Heggie's cowardly route and turns off the comments.

HEGGIE JUST RELEASED ANOTHER STAND-UP SPECIAL "TIPRAT" ON YOUTUBE FOR FREE! WATCH IT HERE.

Heggie has a stand-up special out on YouTube "HAVE THAT" and his stand-up special, "LUKE HEGGIE - I ALREADY TOLD YOU" is out now on Paramount+

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