After a long weekend of dealing with Americans, the team discusses where they would live if they were to leave America, and how they would turn their lives around (4:26). Rory reminisces on his school days, both of being greek in college and being inappropriate in grade school (21:57). This leads to a conversation about gangs and the women who join them (don’t ask me how we got here, but we’re here) (36:16) and how men should be able to call the police on women for domestic violence (if you’re expecting us to be progressive about this, shift your expectations) (49:17). We have voicemails! Caller #1 wants advice on if he should leave his tip drill lover, leading the gang to ponder which qualities are most important in a partner (1:09:00), and Caller #2 wants to see if he should take his homie to court for bringing him into an infidelity lie (1:32:30).

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