I know that sometimes when you see a pretty gal walking down the street you just want to scream at the top of your lungs, "Smile! You big breasted, baby, let me buy you a soda. And then after soda we bump butts." Sure it's satisfying, but it also scares the shit out of women and makes them not want to leave the house. Is that what you want? All of outdoors without beautiful ladies. Of course not. That's why we have to act now, or maybe just shut the fuck up now.

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