Happy birthday to our own Founding Father, Andrew Simsjefferson, without whom none of us would be here. (He is our literal dad.) Getting an IUD is like entering the Gates of Hell and your doctor is Lucifer.  We start news off on a serious note, as reports roll in of a terrorist attack in Manchester, UK. Why a concert venue? Why Ariana Grande? Look at these young whippersnappers with their funny clothes and rock music! Hmph.  The Russia investigation heats up and goes full fucking General Hospital on our asses with even more mounting drama. What's the end game here? Hidden from the Headlines: Actual News. New Justice Department policies and White House budget proposals may upend millions of lives, but few people are talking about it.  Surprise, bitch! gets flirty.  In this week's After Dark: The Spin Room: Matt and Andrew put on their best Sean Spicer suit and defend the president.  Thank you for your question.  Can an old tv show make new waves? With the country in chaos, television is quickly becoming everyone's favorite escape.

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